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nonexistentPumpkin
Posts : 479 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : Land of Bombs and Hats
| Subject: Real World Office Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:30 pm | |
| *BOOM*
*Jumps in through hole where the door was wielding bull penis cane.*
c EVERYBODY OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY. I GOT A DECK FULL OF BOMB, A FIST FULL OF PENIS, AND A HEAD FULL OF EMPTY! 3<
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:42 pm | |
| < thank you deuce for ruining our entrance with your stupidity 3<
< yes yes you blithering idiots it's us. better start running your days are numbered and they are running out bloody fast 3<
*he says flicking his cards from hand to hand in a menacingly relaxed manner 3< | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:44 pm | |
| < DIIIIIIIIIICK! 3
< I'M COMING FOR YOU DIIIICK!!!!! 3
*Flails card around in a threatening manner* |
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nonexistentPumpkin
Posts : 479 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : Land of Bombs and Hats
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:47 pm | |
| c I think Boxcars just ruined our entrance worse than I did. 3< | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:49 pm | |
| < Was it the card? 3
< I had a feeling the card was a bit too much. 3 |
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Shaula
Posts : 3368 Join date : 2013-07-11 Location : Wouldn't you like to know.
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:52 pm | |
| <It was screaming the name of a human reproductive organ.> | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Sun Jul 21, 2013 10:09 pm | |
| < What? No! Ace Dick! Why... HOW could you possibley take it that way? 3
<Be mature guys. 3 |
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nonexistentPumpkin
Posts : 479 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : Land of Bombs and Hats
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Sun Jul 21, 2013 10:11 pm | |
| c We knew you meant Ace. Doesn't make it any less awkward. 3<
c Anyway where is everyone? 3< | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Sun Jul 21, 2013 10:24 pm | |
| < They probably heard about my quest to get Di... Ace... 3
< And ran off scared 3 |
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OverlordJ God of AFK
Posts : 3691 Join date : 2013-07-14 Age : 30 Location : Land of Cards and Games
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:29 am | |
| ((You guys realize that there are three different offices, all of which are closed and stuck, right))
((So you guys are probably running around in the hallway...))
((Also, we aren't there, or at least not all of us.))
((And those who ARE there are also not there, at least not really))
((You know, just saying...)) | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:56 am | |
| ((well we are known for our idiocy at times.))
< wait a second 3<
< shit we're only in the bloody hallway! their offices are over there! 3<
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OverlordJ God of AFK
Posts : 3691 Join date : 2013-07-14 Age : 30 Location : Land of Cards and Games
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Mon Jul 22, 2013 1:51 pm | |
| PI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> ABSTRACTED THOUGHT
*wakes up in the real world to check out what that noise is*
Hello? Is somebody there? I could need some assIstance, me and my colleagues are In a bIt of a PIckle, we are stuck In our offIces
Would you be so kInd to helP us out? | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:30 pm | |
| < oh yeah we'd love to help you out just let me open the doors to your office and --3<
< wait what the hell? 3<
((did you have any idea as to what's blocking your doors? i don't really know how to proceed without knowing what i have to fix to get into your offices))
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OverlordJ God of AFK
Posts : 3691 Join date : 2013-07-14 Age : 30 Location : Land of Cards and Games
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:34 pm | |
| - silckenSoul wrote:
< oh yeah we'd love to help you out just let me open the doors to your office and --3<
< wait what the hell? 3<
((did you have any idea as to what's blocking your doors? i don't really know how to proceed without knowing what i have to fix to get into your offices)) ((Good point, I don't know what's blocking the doors, give me a moment to ask the other members of my team)) ((You'll probably have to wait for a bit for them to return, Team Sleuthfall is sadly not nearly as active as your Crew)) | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:39 pm | |
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Shaula
Posts : 3368 Join date : 2013-07-11 Location : Wouldn't you like to know.
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:17 pm | |
| ((Or just blow it up OuO))
((*sounds like Deuce*)) | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:34 pm | |
| ((yes bu what exactly are we blownig up? for all we know the doors could just be locked from the outside.))
((or there could be a bust of ben stiller blocking the door[literally that is as far as i got in ps]))
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nonexistentPumpkin
Posts : 479 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : Land of Bombs and Hats
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:37 pm | |
| (It's been a while since I read Problem Sleuth but I think all 3 of their doors are being blocked by busts. I forget what the other 2 are of, but it doesn't really matter.) | |
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Shaula
Posts : 3368 Join date : 2013-07-11 Location : Wouldn't you like to know.
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:42 pm | |
| ((We could blow up the door, or the thing that's keeping it from opening. And nP, that was at the beginning, this is taking place after Problem Sleuth. Hence the huge-ass clarinet blocking Death's door.)) | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:45 pm | |
| ((still think we should wait, either way it wont be much fun only killing overlordI))
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Shaula
Posts : 3368 Join date : 2013-07-11 Location : Wouldn't you like to know.
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:03 pm | |
| ((Good point, but I thought he was Pickle Overlord?)) | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:05 pm | |
| ((i never noticed though pickle overlord does seem better))
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Shaula
Posts : 3368 Join date : 2013-07-11 Location : Wouldn't you like to know.
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:33 pm | |
| ((I never used it, so i'm not surprised you didn't know)) | |
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OverlordJ God of AFK
Posts : 3691 Join date : 2013-07-14 Age : 30 Location : Land of Cards and Games
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:39 pm | |
| - nonexistentPumpkin wrote:
- (It's been a while since I read Problem Sleuth but I think all 3 of their doors are being blocked by busts. I forget what the other 2 are of, but it doesn't really matter.)
((Just to make this clear, it was only PSs door that was blocked by a bust.)) - Problem Sleuth:
No wonder the door won't open. Blocking it is an enormous and magnificent bust of Ben Stiller in his role as Starsky in the 2004 retro-mania comedy remake of Starsky and Hutch.
Lying on the floor appears to be an unfortunate bystander, an employee of Busts-R-Us. He was polishing the bust right in front of your door for some reason.
- Ace Dick:
The scaffold continues rolling, coming to a stop in front of your door, jamming it shut.
- Pickle Inspector:
A trombone is wedged between the door and the wall. The horn is really rusty. It could use some serious polishing.
((Mind you, this is not what is currently blocking our doors)) ((But as I said, we'd have to wait for the others before we can continue, not only because of the doors but also because it's kind of silly to attack a group when 2/3 of their members aren't there...)) | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: Real World Office Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:49 pm | |
| ((exactly my reasoning behind waiting))
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