Die's Chicken and Voodoo Emporium

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*Die finishes arranging the stock, and feeding the chickens, and opens the store*

A sudden slam comes from outside the door.

*die jumps his height into the air and pulls out his doll*


w-w-w-whos there?

*die mumbles, nervously*

*some chickens also jump and escape their runs and squawk a lot*

*die relaxes in much the same way that a deer does when faced with headlights, which is to say, not at all*

itchy? what are you 6oing here? 6i6 you break my 6oor?

*die hesitantly heads to the door, and, seeing itchy with arms full of coffee, opens the door*

you 6o realise it wasnt locke6 right?

*die mumbles*

Itchy makes a vague shrugging motion showing the slightly bloodied bags of coffee in his hands.
Just get on the rad1o. Quarters 1s do1ng a rollcall. Probably. Also he told me to tell you to g1ve me all the coffee you have.

*die's eyes widen at the mention of quarter's role call*

w-why woul6 he want a role call? also i-i-i 6ont have any coffee

well, okay then

*with that die pulls out his radio and calls quarters*

Itchy drops the coffee on the floor with a loud thud and starts zipping around the building poking into business that isn't his.

silckenSoul wrote:

hello who 1s th1-- ST1TCH GET B4CK HERE YOUR P1NS C4N W41T

*die squawks like a chicken at quarters shouting and almost shits on the floor*

qu-qu--quarters its me, you w-w-w-wante6 to speak to me?


itchy, where are you going?

The room quickly starts to become a mess before itchy stops moving.
What? 1'm just look1ng around. See1ng 1f there's anyth1ng 1nterest1ng here 1 want but 1t seems all you have 1s dolls and d1nner.

Ugh. Why am 1 always sent on these retr1eval m1ss1ons.
Itchy took back his coffee and left.

*die relaxes and begins collecting the chickens to return them to their hutches*