OOC AFTERLIFE

Death suggests Monopoly.

<Alright, Monopoly it is.>
*contemplates the possible reactions of Spades Slick when he sees that one of the pieces is a scottie dog*

< hey what you guys doi-- 3<

*swiftly turns around and walks off adjusting his hat*

Death gives Diamonds the dog piece, deciding he didn't quite want to play as it anymore.

*already took the hat piece*
<No, I assure you, I prefer this one.>

Death puts it in the box, taking the car instead.

<Would you prefer to go first?>

((Going to assume we've been playing the entire time, and that we all know how OP Lucas is))

:33 < HA! I WIN AGAIN! FR THE TENTH TIME IN A RW! CME AT ME MISTUR SPADES!

((He wandered over to us to gaze in awe at the scottie dog piece at one point. So you two took a break at least. He could've raegquit and then come back?))

Death nods and rolls his die. 5. He moves his piece.

*rolls die, which lands on 4*

*moves piece as well*

< SCREW YOU SHIPLISH TASTE MY BLADE! 3<

((sorry had no ideas if we were playing or not, hence me wandering up to the monopoly game))

Death jumps from his seat and moves behind Droog.

*has an expression closer to 'oh gog this idiot again' than 'oh shit raging shadowgangster with knives', but still reaches for the Ace of Diamonds*

Death says that if Droogs calms down Spades, then he owes him one.

*dodges with ease*

:33 < I THINK YU'VE GTTEN SLWER, MISTUR SPADES. MUST BE ALL THSE CKIES YU ATE

<He's not going after us, is he? If he does that, I'll do something.>

< wait a second, that sounds like you are trying to get a rise out of me 3<

< are you black flirting with me shiplish? 3<

< aww hell no screw that, death get me out of here before this home breaker tries anything else on me 3<

Death stifles a chuckle, and quickly puts his hands on his mouth.

*Eridan appears*

OH GOD IT BURNS PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT wwait

fuck

*notices Matchsticks*
you cod damn GREEN MOTHERFUCKIN GNOME
*fails to draw weapon*
FUCK

< fishface better wish you were only using one weapon, it appears we can only bring one in, i got my ace, as does droog 3<

< so what happened to you kid? 3<

Death finds that this is getting quite out of hand. He's offering his ferry services if anyone would lile to go to their designated afterlife. No? Ok, worth a shot anyways.

< what? 3<

*throws ace of spades and watches as the horsehitcher flies through the air slowly before stopping midair*

< huh, glitches in time 3<

< odd 3<

* slowly tries to pluck the horsehitcher from the air*

< uh guys? why is my arm vibrating? and why can i not move my arm or let go 3<

< guys? 3<