The Excellent Toast

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:37 pm

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Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Sat Aug 24, 2013 4:39 am

*Sollux looks between the both of them.*

yeah, ii'm goiing two 2tay away from that one.

He then turns to Shiplish...

briiefly, yeah. what about hiim?

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Sat Aug 24, 2013 5:03 am

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Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Sat Aug 24, 2013 5:22 am

yeah, how about no. ii know ii can't tru2t you after you 2iided wiith the felt and became fuckiing eviil. for all ii know, you are ju2t wantiing two turn hiim agaiin2t u2. 2o my an2wer ii2 no. waiit, let me rephra2e that. fuck no.

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:26 pm

*cries and runs away*

Guest

Kanaya blinks a few times.

I Cannot Say I Expected That

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Sat Aug 24, 2013 5:50 pm

*Sollux blinks a few times in disbelief. He can't wait to tell Spades about this...*

diid...diid ii jus2t make lady 2hiiplii2h cry? wow. ii thiink ii de2erve a fuckiing medal here.

*He looks at the door*

yeah, ii'm goiing two go. i'll talk two you later on trollian, ok, kn? 2ee you.

*Sollux heads out.*

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:54 pm

*PI enters*

DId a cryIng Lady ShIPlIsh just ran Past me?

Guest

Well Normally Making Someone Cry Is Not Worthy Of Praise But I Suppose I Would Be Lying If I Claimed To Be Fully Impartial In This Case
In Any Case I Hope To See You As Well

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:33 pm

Doctor Scratch, may I ask what kInd of food you are sellIng?

I am feelIng a bIt hungry

Posts : 698 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 30

Mr. Captor, that was uncalled for. I expect better out of--oh, you left already. I'll deal with you later.

PI, you can call me Doc here, it's fine.

Food is just generic grill stuff. Burgers and other sandwiches, steak, assorted seafood, nothing overly classy. I am definitely not making this up as I go along, by the way.

Although I suppose I could conceivably get you just about anything, being a First Guardian and Felt member. How do you feel about lusus meat? (No trolls will be harmed in the making of any dishes involving lusus meat.)

((btw, I am retroactively slipping Kanaya her tea without saying anything))

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:09 am

Lusus? I never eaten anythIng lIke that before...

Well, alrIght, as long as It Isn't poIsonous, I'll take It

Oh, and could I get some nIce lIqueur wIth that?

Guest

*I enter the Excellent toast, looking particularly agitated.*

Guest

Kanaya sees PS and waves him over to the seat beside her.

Hello Father
Is Everything All Right

Guest

*does not take a seat*

not exactly
i already told you what'S wrong on PeSterchum
could you come with uS, Pickle InSPector? i need your creativity and imagination if we're going to get thiS fixed.

we need to go. i'll meSSage you on PeSterchum where.

Guest

She gets up.

I Suppose You Are Right I Just Did Not Grasp The Magnitude Of Your Feelings
I Can Go With You If I Am Needed There

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:25 am

I'm sorry Doc, looks lIke I have to go, I'll come back for the food later, okay? :)

*Leaves* ((Just in case that hadn't been clear))

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*leaves*

Guest

*also leaves*

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((I guess that's what happpens when I'm not paying attention.))

I'll have that all done for you later, Inspector. Lightly irradiated moobeast steak sometimes can take a while, anyway.

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:38 am

Hey Doc, I'm back

Sheesh, that was entIrely to much excItement for one day In my oPPInIon

I'm just glad everythIng turned out much more harmless then I feared

Posts : 698 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 30

Your steak happened to finish right on time. What a coincidence!

Feel free to rant about your day or something. Not that I couldn't easily find out myself, but it's cathartic.

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:23 pm

Oh, my day wasn't actually all that bad. I had a lot of customers In my store. It was just that the day started wIth my frIends and me beIng stuck In our offIces, then the NIghtnIght Crew attacked and just now there was a bIt drama wIth a wanted Poster that someone had Posted wIth a bounty on Kanaya's head.

It was nothIng bad, It turned out much more harmless than I had feared but It was a lot of excItement.

So for the rest of the day, I just hope for some Peace and quIet.

ThIs tastes pretty nIce, what dId you say It was?

Posts : 698 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 30

OverlordJ wrote:: Oh, my day wasn't actually all that bad. I had a lot of customers In my store. It was just that the day started wIth my frIends and me beIng stuck In our offIces, then the NIghtnIght Crew attacked and just now there was a bIt drama wIth a wanted Poster that someone had Posted wIth a bounty on Kanaya's head.

It was nothIng bad, It turned out much more harmless than I had feared but It was a lot of excItement.

So for the rest of the day, I just hope for some Peace and quIet.

ThIs tastes pretty nIce, what dId you say It was?

Lightly irradiated moobeast steak. I agree, it's quite delicious. Although it could use a shorter name.

What's up with the Nightnight Crew, though? We've been trying to get some intel, but they've figured out how to block my omniscience and nobody in the Felt wants to go reconnoiter their base. I'm not exactly accustomed to frustration.

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Tue Aug 27, 2013 3:18 am

No Idea what's uP wIth them, sorry

Maybe I could try gettIng some Intel on them...

Say, do you have any lIqueur?