Bank of AmeriNightNight

< oh for fucks sake 3<

*throws knife at dan slicing his throat open with a playing card*

*pulls out another card and holds the knife against jerry's throat*

< now kid open the safe for me 3<

< droog you got the duffle bags? 3<

Dan: HURK blahhhh....

*Dan dies*

Jerry: Y-yeah...ok... Uhh, except, I don't know the combo.

<Yeah, I got them. Now how do we open this thing?>

*Meanwhile, Eridan is still in the lobby.*

so nep
funny isnt it howw wwe keep runnin into eachother
do you come here often

:33 < WHY YES, I KEEP MY SHIPPING WALL INSIDE THE BANK S NLY I CAN ACCESS IT!

((I came back to the lobby))

< right ok kid tell me who does know who to get in 3<

*Pokes at the safe with ~nefarious shadow magic~, trying to get a random effect that does something useful*

<See, this is why we keep Boxcars around.>

im sorry nep but theres people countin on me
wwe can continue our chat later
maybe ovver some food

*joins Slick and Droog*

alright guys whats the situation
wwho are you holdin slick
wwait is that a body
god damnit

((Not sure if everyone here knows it already, bu Eridan's been blinded by the shadow magic. He "looks" with that cool shadow aura. [See avatar for reference.]))

<We can't get in. This guy doesn't know the combination.>

*Has accomplished nothing except giving part the safe a faint shadow aura that does nothing but make it look weird.*

Jerry: Well...you can try Craig and Henry who guard the safe... one of them might have the key... Just please, don't hurt me! I'm a single parent!

*Jerry is clearly scared shitless and thinks if he helps out, SS won't kill him. Chances are, he's going to die anyway,being a witness to a crime.*

((So I gave the guards names. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?))

< ok so let us go to the safe and see if we can get help from these two people 3<

*moves into the safe room*


< ALRIGHT YOU TWO OPEN THE SAFE AND WE DO NOT NEED TO KILL ANYONE 3<

*walks in from the lobby*

:33 < Y SLICK, CAN I JUST WATCH FRM HERE? GETTING IN THE RF IS ANNYING AND STANDING IN THE LBBY IS BRING. I PRMISE I WN'T BREAK ANYTHING~

((looby?))


< just do not get in our way ok? 3<

((It's lobby, as in the lobby of the bank))

:33 < CAN D CAPTAIN!

((then why have you written looby then?))

< ok good to hear 3<

((ok i will give a while to let tekken on if he wants to take over the guards, if he does not respond in about half an hour i will control of them ))

The two incompetent guards scramble to get the safe open, for fear of death. They eventually open the safe and the gate inside, running out to the sides, as not to get in the way. They continue yo watch the crooks silently.

((Where did I write looby?))

((Standing in the looby. The post right above Silck's question. I added some red text to make it blatantly obvious))

*enters safe and begins putting the money in the bags*

< ok well i have no need to kill you guys, so let us leave peacefully and i will let you go alive ok? 3<

*capthcalogues a bunch of money*

< yo finface i know the sound that those things make, my son has one you know, make sure to put that money back in the bag or you will not get your cut 3<

*he says, his back to eridan*

*fills brawlsoleum with money*

*places deck of cards in inventory slot*

<Are you two done?>