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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: OUT OF CONTEXT Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:55 pm | |
| here is where you can copy paste any line from any conversation ever and put it up for all to see i must not make sense out of context and it must be hilarious, it should also have made perfect sense in context here is my little collection of shaula and me out of context: - Spoiler:
- silckenSoul wrote:
- CONTEXT: the spam!
[9/22/2013 4:36:17 PM] Shaula: FUCK YOU COPYPASTE I WILL SEPARTIFICE YOU TO DEATH
[9/22/2013 4:44:32 PM] Shaula: sleep-violence buddies!
[9/22/2013 5:27:20 PM] Shaula: potential! [9/22/2013 5:27:29 PM] Shaula: you can blow up all over me~
[9/22/2013 8:38:07 PM] Shaula: DD is Pizza.
CAA: Fine, be a farting warthog.
FAA: you FAA: are FAA: secretly FAA: diamonds FAA: droog
FAA: ~Double blackmail all the way across the sky~
FAA: What's a Q word for 8 balls
FAA: WV is channeling Eridan's spirit
CAA: Anyway, here's a scary thought for you: CAA: Doctor CAA: Biscuits
FAA: Well, Sweet Bro is my matesprit.
FAA: Right. Suit-related murder takes priority.
FAA: All in favor of blaming the pumpkin?
FAA: The kismesis ruse was a distaction, I HAVE the time machine
FAA3: Oh pumpkin your hat will BURN
FAA: reminds me of the time Slick tried to kill Crowbar with scottie dogs
FAA: ok when it shows up, click the button that says 'induce computersplosion'
FAA: A bear made out of C4. This will surely end well
FAA: now I can drop things on Silcken
FAA: I have a guuuuuun~ *unDrooglike glee*
FAA: How is a musical suit more powerful than Knifesprite
FAA: Why is a beargun weaker than a musical suit
CSS: ok np? CSS: think CSS: use your head CSS: where does the bull penis cane come from?
[9/22/2013 7:48:47 PM] silckensoul: yeah looking at the spam after I kill you all
[9/22/2013 8:01:11 PM] silckensoul: you so look like a nazi
[9/22/2013 8:29:53 PM] silckensoul: shau gurl we are one
[9/22/2013 9:31:57 PM] silckensoul: lindsey [9/22/2013 9:32:12 PM] silckensoul: humping [9/22/2013 9:32:14 PM] silckensoul: goo
[9/22/2013 10:26:58 PM] silckensoul: I tried to make the hat more butt like
[9/22/2013 11:25:28 PM] silckensoul: sharknado bag?
[9/22/2013 11:59:50 PM] silckensoul: peeing on house
FSV2: aww, i was hoping silck needed hourly naps or else he goes into stabbing rages
[9/22/2013 5:06:25 PM] Shaula: green creeper [9/22/2013 5:06:27 PM] silckensoul: it is a British thing
[9/22/2013 5:14:49 PM] silckensoul: fart [9/22/2013 5:15:00 PM] Shaula: foreshadowing
[9/22/2013 10:26:23 PM] silckensoul: do I need to kill you for that? [9/22/2013 10:26:30 PM] Shaula: no [9/22/2013 10:26:38 PM] silckensoul: shit
CSS: WHA DOES THE TITLE SAY? CCA: like ith it ok to be attracted to not real people
FAA: I have to kill you and take your suit CSS: pfft FAA: You know that right
FSV2: Believe in the heart of the cards! FSV2: or... FAA: And this is why Boxcars always dies. FSV2: Heart of the boxcars!
CNP: I really have to stop putting random stuff in my hat. FAA: wait slick how do you know whose blood it is do you label that stuff CSS: smell FAA: lovely CSS: *sniff* CNP: Obviously. CSS: yuz FAA: absolutely lovely. FAA: why do I still work with you people.
CNP: Bull penis cane? FAA: priorities, right there
FAA: imagine a guardian Jet CSS: xp FAA: is it a sentient jet plane? is it that guy from A:TLA?
CNP: You're scaring HB away with all your time travel. FAA6: Yeah, hanging out with subjugs does that to a guy.
CAA: Guys I think Slick's going to kill me CSS: huh? CAA: I leave all my stuff to Snowrora
CSS: *strangles zorc* CSS: *strangles zorc* CSS: *strangles zorc* CSS: *strangles zorc* CSS: *strangles zorc* CSS: *strangles zorc* CSS: *strangles zorc* CSS: *strangles zorc* CSS: *strangles zorc* CSS: *strangles zorc* CAA: dude, get back in character, stab him these were compiled by shaula so i can only assume she enjoys being ridiculed | |
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Shaula
Posts : 3368 Join date : 2013-07-11 Location : Wouldn't you like to know.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:00 pm | |
| Slick, did you read these before posting?
Because this also includes Pumpkin, Zorc, and Tholl, from some of our memos.
And I'm Diamonds Droog, it takes a thousand times more ridicule than you could ever compile from our chats just to bring me down to you normal people's level of classiness. | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:26 pm | |
| i read most of them
sorry had not realised i had missed some people there | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:16 pm | |
| double post ftw
AA: SS is really impulsive and flips out at the slightest provocation and gets all stabby, DD just sits there calmly plotting revenge and then as soon as you forget you even pissed him off you wake up one morning and he's waiting outside your door with a cuestick. [12:40] AA: Sound good? [12:41] SS: Yes [12:41] SS: only jhe is no outside [12:41] SS: he is right there [12:41] SS: above you [12:41] SS: watchign you sleep [12:41] SS: watching* [12:41] AA: YES [12:42] SS: but he does not do anything [12:42] SS: just stands there [12:42] AA: and watches [12:42] SS: the when you pass out in fear [12:42] SS: then* [12:42] SS: he moves you downstairs [12:42] SS: makes you a cup of tea [12:42] SS: and leaves [12:42] AA: And as soon as you believe it was all a dream he does it again until you're sure you're going insane [12:42] SS: yes [12:43] SS: YES [12:43] SS: xp [12:43] AA: And then I have to go to sleep [12:43] SS: ok [12:43] SS: bye [12:43] AA: Oh dear gog he's going to be on my ceiling tonight | |
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royalPawn
Posts : 1880 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : B4
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:40 pm | |
| ADMIN POWERS YAAAA
Also that's awesome.
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Shaula
Posts : 3368 Join date : 2013-07-11 Location : Wouldn't you like to know.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:40 pm | |
| That's not as out of context as it should be. (just putting 'oh dear gog DD's going to be on my ceiling tonight' would've been enough)
Perhaps we should just make this both an out of context thread and a place for silly quotes in general? | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:06 pm | |
| [09:03] AA: OH YES [09:03] SS: yeah [09:03] AA: LAVA [09:03] AA: FIRE EVERYWHERE~ [09:03] AA: BURN WORLD BURN~ [09:03] AA: PAILS [09:03] SS: yeah [09:04] AA: PAILS AND FIRE [09:04] AA: anyway that's done MOVING ON | |
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Shaula
Posts : 3368 Join date : 2013-07-11 Location : Wouldn't you like to know.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:28 pm | |
| - Quote :
- AA: my englishly-challenged mom walked in and I was praying to all possible deities that she doesn't ask what face raper means. BLAAAAAAAAME
AA: STRONGchips
AA: Gamzee's chucklevoodoo nightmares in food form
AA: Jack Sparrow is Spades Slick AA: Is Everyone AA: It's the scene from Davy Jones' locker except everyone is stabby AA: DOOOOOOM
AA: Rum slick rum
AA: 'You are now John Egbert... with RED BLOOD.'
AA: SPACES COME BACK I MISS YOU
AA: roxidatricksprite?
AA: The log doesn't lie AA: logs are very honest things AA: except the tree kind AA: those are filthy liars
AA: or themthem AA: it's how the mobster moonmoons say it.
AA: Prostitute is NOT a good name for an academy
AA: time is a pumpkin
AA: I will NEVER understand how imps that are bears are weaker than imps that play Homestuck music at me.
AA: So damn rebellious, he's even gotten himself a face.
AA: You don't taste good? WTF is wrong with me
AA: Please do not greet me
AA: Wait, does that mean HB is Lord English?
AA: Nakking ceaselessly is the most sophisticated form of infuriation known to trollkind
AA: Shocking development: Humans have 2 shins. HUSSIEEE
AA: Land of Fire and Malevolent BQs
AA: BATMON
AA: Explosivecakekind?
AA: Evil Plot Modus!
AA: Aand you're still just standing there with your middle finger towards Derse.
AA: And I was just looking at stuff and suddenly hair
AA: The bee is a guy AA: is your world falling apart
AA: no that's the eggtimer AA: stop being an eggtimer
AA: PERFECT AA: LAVA AA: PERFECT LAVA
SS: do not become a rainbow drinker SS: they glow
SS: (vriska's ass)
SS:Droog gnu
SS: ah SS: yes SS: always wondered what i would be like a s a woman
SS: 'slashing is better than stabbing' SS: wait SS: no SS: why did i say that SS: ? SS: no SS: knives are better SS: knives
AA: *ships ashen* SS: with who? AA: *with a nakkadile as mediator*
SS: FUCKWHATISWRONGWITHMEHOWDIDIDOTHAT AA: Spades Slick's blessing? SS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AA: Ah, family trips. SS: oh? AA: There are no horses on them
AA: He is the nepeta of evil SS: yes SS: aaaaaaa SS: MIND READER SS: BURN THE WITCH
SS: mail mail mail? AA: Mail? Mail mail mail MAIL. SS: mail SS: mail mail AA: MAIL MAIL! SS: :mail:*
AA: I wonder what Caliborn's relationship with the Hegemonic Brute is. SS: lovers
Pumpkin, if you ever read this, Droog Gnu. PLEASE. | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:37 pm | |
| [09:36] AA: ... so Spades Slick is actually Latula? | |
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nonexistentPumpkin
Posts : 479 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : Land of Bombs and Hats
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:05 pm | |
| - Shaula wrote:
- Pumpkin, if you ever read this, Droog Gnu. PLEASE.
1 TR13D. | |
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Shaula
Posts : 3368 Join date : 2013-07-11 Location : Wouldn't you like to know.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:08 pm | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:08 pm | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:32 pm | |
| double post
[10:31] SS: so [10:31] SS: pandas [10:31] SS: are a thing [10:31] AA: apparently [10:32] AA: yes [10:32] SS: and wooh red [10:32] AA: REDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD | |
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Shaula
Posts : 3368 Join date : 2013-07-11 Location : Wouldn't you like to know.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:26 pm | |
| - Me and Silck wrote:
- SS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTXe1ZhJ25o
AA: And then my ipod gets stabbed?  SS: the consorts are more human than hussie  AA: *i have temporarily lost reading comprehension skills SS: what homestuck has done to us  SS: i thought i was the worst boss!! AA: I... SUGGEST that you do something about it. OuO SS: i have a mug and everything  AA: Let's see. Who's on our side... SS: eh they will probably be drunk  SS: < dead to me you are 3< SS: < speak like a green dwarf I must 3<  SS: you see those symbols AA: Yes I see those symbols SS: BUT NOT THE COCKS!?!?!?!? | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:37 pm | |
| - Shaula wrote:
- AA: Clearly you've never seen a proper Alternian musical.
AA: Scratch is just part  :pumpkin:
AA: Jack, no, do not drink the- GOGDAMNIT JACK, you're supposed to kill PS and THEN drink his booze!
AA: "*Sings 3 in the morning* *Gets stabbed*"
AA: we must plan out the Nightnight Crew's inebriation song
AA: (My daddy is a cueball OnO)
AA: Does that make Doc Scratch a robot.
AA: Â What does Batman have to do with the meow code.
AA: Nightstache Crew
AA: Or Meulin is the 'her' in 'make her a member of the midnight crew'
AA: Caan you feeel the duumb toniiiiight~
AA: Am I not a fishy princess
AA: "Sorry Eridan, I whacked your ancestor with a cuestick" AA: WWHAT AA: FRIENDSHIP OVVER
AA: There's going to be a Diamonds Droog reunion on Ancestral Alternia.
AA: "How was I supposed to know death doesn't give me the power to summon giant tea-destroying dragons?"
AA: SLICK I WILL HAUNT YOUR ASS I WILL DESTROY YOUR SNOWMAN PICTURES I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE ON YOUR H8D8S
AA: Flashy lights ship selfcest. ANOTHER sentence that will probably never be used outside this context SS: pfft AA: Wait, wait. Ship PALE selfcest. There we go.
AA: SWEET JEGUS MY QUADRANTS ARE FULL OF MAKARAS AND MY BEST FRIEND IS A DOG
AA: let them figure out that the true meaning of Autotherapy is shipping DD pale with himself
AA: SLIIIICK your girlfriend threatened to kill me through flashy boxes again >:(
AA: Be proud of your typoes, they bring you closer to Andrew
AA: so apparently your girlfriend is a midget
AA: I'll call the president daily. 'can I rule your country now? can I rule your country now?'
AA: (it could be a townful of Jacks)
AA: that is how to roleplay Spades Slick AA: watch and learn AA: :p AA: :P AA: :pPPpPPppPPpPpPP
AA: :ragingwalrus:
AA: :ragingcalrus: SS: ........ AA: WHAT the world needs more Cal | |
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Sandstriker
Posts : 2283 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 25 Location : The Afterlife
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:40 pm | |
| I really want context for the tea destroying dragons D: | |
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Shaula
Posts : 3368 Join date : 2013-07-11 Location : Wouldn't you like to know.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:51 pm | |
| It's from that time me and Slick got killed off in the RP and he brought a thing into the afterlife. - Me and Slick wrote:
- [03:32] AA: And stop screwing with the Rules of the Afterlife
[03:32] AA: (nightnight) ... [03:36] SS: does not know rules [03:36] SS: so can not break them ... [03:37] AA: you should do that. "But I didn't know I couldn't take it" "How does that matter it's still supposed to happen" "Yeah, well, I'm Spades Slick, I do what I want tumut" [03:38] AA: And then Death kicks you out [03:38] SS: already done stuff [03:38] SS: ^^ [03:38] AA: *checks* [03:38] AA: Ah. ... [03:39] AA: But my version would've gotten you out [03:39] AA: kicked out [03:39] SS: huh [03:39] SS: well crap [03:40] SS: now we are stuck here [03:40] AA: Just blatantly screw up the rules and keep playing that card until Death gets pissed? [03:40] AA: I dunno [03:41] AA: "How was I supposed to know death doesn't give me the power to summon giant tea-destroying dragons?"
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Sandstriker
Posts : 2283 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 25 Location : The Afterlife
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:03 pm | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:04 pm | |
| [12:04] AA: ... And i suppose your <> and <3< quadrants are ALSO filled with horrorterrors? | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:16 pm | |
| [11:15] AA: *glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare* | |
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nonexistentPumpkin
Posts : 479 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : Land of Bombs and Hats
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:39 pm | |
| - silckenSoul wrote:
- [11:15] AA: *glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare*
*Checks to make sure number of a's is divisible by 8.* *Is satisfied.* | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:40 pm | |
| wow i did not notice that
shau gurl did you notice that?
did you plan that? | |
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Shaula
Posts : 3368 Join date : 2013-07-11 Location : Wouldn't you like to know.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:42 pm | |
| That was completely accidental I swear to gog | |
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Shaula
Posts : 3368 Join date : 2013-07-11 Location : Wouldn't you like to know.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:02 pm | |
| double post because this place has TRANSCENDED THE SACRED VOW OF NO DOUBLE POSTING: - Silck wrote:
- [01:00] SS: i am shipped
[01:00] SS: with a quadrant? [01:01] SS: 'oh matesprite your curves and point are just so beautiful' | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: OUT OF CONTEXT Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:06 pm | |
| YES IT ALL WENT AS PLANNED | |
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