Pickle Inspector's Convenience Store

AlrIght, L5 then :)

Miss! Death moves from his wrecked ship and fires at G5

*The projectile hits the water and PI aim's at L9*

FIre!

It hits and Death goes on a life boat for the inevitable last hit.

*PI summons a JAWBREAKER SKYLIGHT BOMB and stuff it into his cannon*

*A slight grin appears on his face*

L10, fIre

Death looks back at the large explosion, burning all those member of his crew. They have been with him since the beginning of this game. He promised them that they would go home and see their non-existent wives and children again. He promised. A single liquid black tear of sorrow goes down his bony face, dripping onto the life boat and hitting the inflatable duck he brought. He looks back up and forges on ahead to his last boat as the burning screams of pure agony wail behind him, begging for help as the fire consumes them all while Death floats on. As the last victim of the ship dies, his scream piercing the day time sky, they all suddenly realize that this entire paragraph was just a waste of time, because they walk right out of the afterlife and back into the board game to the last ship.

*PI salutes the silors who sort of lost their life*

*He then aims his cannon at E8 and fires*

A miss! Death gets his mortar scythe and fires at A3

*The mortar misses and PI returns fire*

H5! FIre!

Miss, though it did hit a dead body. Death fires at C8.

*The cannonball splashes into the water*

F9, aIm and fIre!

A miss! Oh how glad you are of that. You fire at C1.

*The shot misses but crashes into the wreck of the Chicago Overcoat*

FIre at C3!

Missed again! Death fires at I9

Uh oh, looks lIke you hIt me...

Death spits his tea he was sipping. He moves the cannon from his last ship and fires at H9.

Darn It, another hIt!

*Matchsticks is watching the epic battle on the board intently from outside of the game. He seems to be voting on Death*
~*Come on... Killing blow..... just a couple more hit and he'll be down! Come oonnn.....*~

(( I sor have my paper with me. Ive been out all day. Probably get to go in about an hour.))

((Can Matchsticks even watch? I mean, we're inside the game, how did he get there?))

((My thoughts exactly.

CS, see this as a sort of advice rant, not a necessary rant you HAVE to listen to

Tips for entering a thread

1) Read posts previous to yours to deduce whether you can/should enter the Thread
2) Post a kind of introduction post to view people's reaction/actions, so as to not assume everything will go your way
3) Don't just suddenly appear there, even IF you can teleport. The least you can do is use some action RP quotes to notify everyone HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT HERE

Kay, rant over))

Death hears Matchsticks and looks up at him from the game world. He looks kind of worried, but fires at G9 anyways.

(( There, the post is fixed. Sorry for not reading the whole thing. My bad. ))
((Edit: Also, UH, I actually was already here. So the reference is unavoidable.))
((How do you expect to rant about my incompetence, when your arguments are strictly invalid?))

((It's far from the most vitriolic RP advice you could get.

I've actually done very little roleplaying prior to this. Fun fact.))

((I'll just ignore the OOC))

*PIs ship take a fatal blow and sinks below the waves*

Darn, looks lIke we both only have one last shIP left.