NightNight Crew Hideout Thread 1

*slips in just before the door closes behind SS*

:33 < HEY GUYS! NW THAT MISTUR SPADES IS GNE, LETS HANG UT!

*Sollux hears that ominous voice and slumps into his chair more, locking his door via psionics*

~and now l2 ii2 here. just perfect! can thii2 niight get any wor2e?~

*He's not happy in the least.*

<What do you want, Shiplish?>

*Eridan leaves his room now the risk of getting stabbed is considerably lower*

oh hello again nep
i wwas just headin out care to join me

< alright guys i am ba- 3<

< shiplish what in the name of DMK are you doing in our base? 3<

<I've been trying to find out the same thing.>

< hey droog oh! check this out 3<

*pulls out laser army knife*

< it is a swiss army knife with a laser-knife attachment! isn't it great? 3<

*slices it through the air a few times, listening to the hum and smelling the ozone created from the air itself being cut by the blade*

< uhuh 3<

*clicks a button*

< oh hey look at this, my swiss laser knife has a laser pointer option 3<

*points the laser dot on the floor*

< look at that 3<

:33 < SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*pounces on laser dot*

*moves laser dot onto the ceiling*

*jumps onto the ceiling, staying there with her claws*

*shines laser in shiplish's eye*

*has pretty much lost interest in the current shenanigans*

*squeaks and falls on the ground*

:33< J33Z THAT HURT! I WIN, MISTUR SPADES, 2 - 0!

< you won? how? 3<

< i did nothing, that dot must have attacked you in retaliation of you trying to kill it 3<

*Is offended that a litle light gets more attention than him*
right
i wwill be goin then
*walks out*

*follows*

:33 < WHERE ARE WE GING MISTUR AMPURRA?

*Sollux ignores everything outside his room and starts playing his game system. It sounds like a shooter from the other side of the door.*

< you better be knifing some o those guys fourhorns 3<

*walks off to the tv room and turns on the news*

*Sollux is playing Borderlands 2, and being a Psycho, he uses buzzaxes instead of knives., but Slick doesn't need to know that. The door is still locked from Shiplish's entrance earlier.*

*waits for the obnoxious noise of commercials before walking into TV room*

<Slick, we need to talk about our plans for Shiplish.>

< yeah? 3<

*Sollux's character in the game was killed by a boss.*

what the everloviing fuck wa2 that!? 2o fuckiing cheap, you jacka22 bo22! oh my god! ii wa2 2o clos2. 2O CLO2E!!! AND THEN YOU HAD TWO FIIRE THAT FUCKIING ROCKET AT ME!!! GOD FUCKIING DAMN IIT!!!

*hides his surprise*
oh eh
i wwas gonna buy a strife specibus at the inspectors
my gun isnt a useful noww that im blind so until wwe can fix that i need some sort of melee wweapon

((Er...there already is a LS at PI's. Are you going to travel back in time and become that one or something? :I ))