NightNight Crew Hideout Thread 1

*Sollux starts raging loudly at the game again.*

GOD FUCKIING DAMN IIT, YOU FUCKIING PIIECE OF 2HIIT!

*turns off TV because there is nothing interesting on*

*begins to read newspaper instead*

*Sollux walks out of his room, passes by the TV room*

ii'm goiing to the ciity for a whiile. 2ee you later.

*He heads out the door or hatch or whatever the entrance is.*

*walks in and throws bag of swedish fish at droog*

< oh hey droog, just passed fourhorns on the way out, what'd i miss 3<

*catches swedish fish, putting that card under his hat and the one that was just a newspaper in his deck of cards*

<Absolutely nothing.>

< ok then, anyway i got some candy for boxcars and deuce whenever they show up again 3<

*walks up the the entrance of the hideout*

0-0kay, I can d0 this. I'11 pr0bab1y die, but I can d0 this.

*turns on tv*

< hey look midnight races is on 3<

*opens manhole cover and looks down*

*whispering* Everything's g0ing t0 turn 0ut a11 right. I'm g0ing t0 1ive. I'm g0ing t0 1ive. I'm g0ing t0...

*fails to hear Sawbuck enter because television*

< OH COME ON I PUT GOOD MONEY ON YOU WINING THIS RACE MOVE IT YOU FUCKER! 3<

*slick shouts at a racer lagging behind*

*falls down manhole*

C-c0me 0n!

< hey 3<

< did you hear something? 3<

*sniffs*

< wait 3<


< i smell fear 3<

*tries to climb up ladder*

I've g0t t0 get back I've g0t t0 get back I've g0t t0 get back.

*stands and cuestickises Ace of Diamonds*

<Probably Felt.>

*exits room to go hit the Felt with a cuestick a lot*

< hey WAIT! 3<

< i smell fat! IT IS THAT IDIOT ONE THAT TIME PORTS YOU EACH TIME YOU WOUND HIM! 3<

< BE CAREFUL! 3<

*Falls down ladder again*

P-p1ease d0n't hurt me!

*considers himself fully capable of dealing with weird time shit*
*also sick of all the Felt constantly showing up here*
*so basically not really worried about the negative effects of hurting Sawbuck*

<Why are you here.>

< dude you better answer him, he is really pissed off right now and i do not think i can calm him down 3<

< not that i want to in all honesty 3<

W-we wanted to kn0w what y0u were up t0, s0 we decided s0me0ne sh0uld d0 s0me rec0n. Scratch f-f0rced me int0 this!

<Well, Scratch isn't here, is he?>

N-n0...

P1ease d0n't kill me. A11 I saw was S1ick watching s0me weird racing sh0w! I pr0mise!

*falls down manhole*

:33 < WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*lands*

:33< HEY THERE MISTUR DRG! FANCY M33TING YU HERE!

Lady Ship1ish! Get me 0ut 0f here!

*Whacks Sawbuck with cuestick*