NightNight Crew Hideout Thread 1

*a8sconds into brawlsoleum*

((Which is basically a portable Narnia closet. Except instead of leading to a snowy world with talking animals, it leads to more suits. And a shower. Obviously.))

*shakes of ink*

:33 < EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!!!!! THIS STUFF IS GONNA TAKE FUREVER TO GET OUT OF MY COAT! J33Z SLICK! I COULD JUST... AUGH!!!!!

*throws hands in the air with furrustration*

< hey do not blame me it was ygg's doing 3<

((also shouldn't that be 'furefur'?))

< not anymore 3<

< long story short she made the deal null as a favor to me 3<

< my powers have more or less been scrubbed except for a few bits left over from some other deals 3<

< anymore i will not say until droog gets out of his brawlsoleum 3<

*returns*

<So, what did she say?>

*eyes widen*

:33 < WAIT WHAT. YOUR POWERS ARE GONE???? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT CALIBORN???

< the deal has been undone and all powers i gained because of it have been removed 3<


< and i guess this is good bye, she was the only thing keeping me from finally finishing things 3<

*takes off hat and puts it on table*

< i have had it with the death and the darkness 3<

< i quit, droog take over the crew for me 3<

*walks out of the hideout*

<Wait>

<WHAT?>

*Sollux walks out, hair still wet, wrapped in a towel*

waiit, where ii2 22? what happend?

<He... he left.>

*picks up Slick's hat and adds it to card deck*

<I'll be back later. Shiplish can explain, she might even know more about what's going on.>

*goes after Slick*

waiit, he what!?

*FTFOs again*

*suddenly there is a green flash and a spades slick appears, holding a very broken looking version of die's voodoo doll, a multicoloured flashing pin poking in its heart*

-{--- < alright please say i got it right this time the fucking doll just broke 3<

*he looks at sollux*

-{--- < 'o the fuck are you an' 'o let you inta me 'ideout? 3<

waiit, diidn't you ju2t leave?

*Sollux just stands there, confused as all hell still wrapped in a towel.*

what the fuck ii2 goiing on here? you ju2t left the crew and now you fla2hed back iin here, clearly not knowiing who ii am. ii am goiing two gue22 you are from a diiferent tiimeliine?

*disappears in a flash of cogs*

-{--- < is lord english alive? 3<

*returns*

<The overpowered psychos are destroying the town center. Try to stay away from there. Slick ran off to the marina->

*notices the presence of Other Slick behind him*

<And another one showed up to replace him, I see.>

-{--- < 'ey droog 3<

-{--- < 'o's dis asshole and can i knife 'im? 3<

uhh no. we have lady 2hiiplii2h. 2he wa2 ju2t here. and 2he's not eviil. and-waiit, what!? fuck no! ii'm not a bad guy!

*Sollux backs away from New Slick.*

-{--- < waht the fuck are ye talking about ya daft idiot 3<

-{---- < ya know waht? fuck ya 3<

*pulls out a knife and stabs sollux in the heart*

-{--- < off ta da aftalife with ya 3<

<Slick, that was Deuce's kid you just stabbed.>

<Can you at least put away the knives until you know who's on your side?>

HURK!

*Sollux falls to the floor, bleeding. He dies soon after.*

blaaaahhh...

((Hurk blah is a Red vs Blue reference.))

-{--- < deuce 'ad a kid? 3<

-{--- < 'ow come 'e managed that? an' why is 'e not a carpace? 3<

-{--- < what de fuck 'appened ta dis timeline? 3<

<Well, technically he's adopted. You got one too. His name is Karkat and he has beaten you in many rage-offs.>

<And I'm guessing the question you're most interested in is 'who can I stab'. At the moment, there's a truce between us, Team Sleuthfall, and the Nightfelt. That leaves one psychotic skull monster that was terrorising the center of town when I showed up.>

-{--- < wait skull monster? 3<

-{---< ya mean ta tell me lord english is alive? 3<

-{--- < fuckin' piece a shit doll got it wrong 3<