Hell (Because it is needed for at least one thing)

((Only here for one reason. And that reason's name is Caliborn.))

((Nope. He's dead. He's gone. He's never coming back))

(( Nope. He's in hell now. tumut ))
The Devil goes down to Hell, seeing Caliborn, he locks him up in his own, inescapable area, for the rest of eternity to never been seen, spoken about, or even heard about again.

((And then, to make it even worse, hell is just completely deleted from reality))

((And then every god damn soul is taken to the realm of the living. Do you really want that. Do you?))

((Nobody heard anything, but in case any omniscient being was at all curious, all souls in hell will be completely destroyed))

(( How about fuck no. Hell will continue to be, and Caliborn will be in there, unable to get out of there ever. ))

((You can file a complaint in the complaint box. But I don't check dat shit! - Jontron 2013

(( You seem to use that a lot. Eventually it loses meaning. And by that I mean it doesn't mean anything to me. ))

*suddenly a radio, that was not there before,is not plugged in, and can not be turned off*

*it lets out a burst of static before it settles onto a certain radio station*

*a calm voice rolls out across the room saying A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale.


Hello listeners. *

Lust shrieks in excitement, the smooth voice of Cecil melts his/her heart. He/she sits down, dreamily listening to the radio.