Slums of the city (come for the RP, stay for Shaula and Pawn arguing over RTPNSs)

((two questions: is WW male or female?))

((And is WW one of the souls or just a random carapacian?))

((random carapacian and female))

((she may also be the main character in a fanventure that i am trying to make happen right in this thread

because we all know this thread will die otherwise once eridan gets the killer))

((So))

((A female carapacian...))

((in the slums...))

((Where a psychopath is going around murdering female carapacians...))

(( :twisted: ))

((oh please ww would kick your souls ass and sell it to eridan for ALL THE MONEY))

((I doubt it))

((But Eridans best chance to find my soul is obviously if another Carapacian gets attacked))

((I would love for that carapacian to be your WW but if you don't want to risk her life I can of course use a random female NPC))

((But seriously, if you'd allow my to have my soul "attack" WW, that'd be awesome))

((>WW: Sneak attack. Of doom.))

((Hold on. WW thinks Eridan is female? >:I ))

*Eridan searches the area for clues. Obviously, he's not very successful.*

((dude ever since ww showed up i have been describing the undead monkey as female))

>WW: Sneak attack. Of doom.

you are about to do this when you hear the sound of footsteps behind you, you turn around and scream when you see who it is

((ok this is my answer oj, the guy ww sees is your evil soul if you want))

((Hold on silck isn't it a bit weird for the killer to strike twice at the same spot?))
((Unless it's not actually the killer she's screaming at and you red-herring'd me.))

((>WW: Break through the boundaries imposed upon you by logic. Suddenly develop the ability to pumpkin enemies away.))

((Hehe, no, I won't hake it that easy for you Slick, if you're willing to have my soul interact with you, I'll make it happen in a far more fitting way))

A Large Dersite has snuck up on WW and has raised his hand to strike WW with a wooden club.

((Have some random mugger instead))

((Either I can't read or silck edited his post. :I ))

((Why, what did you think Slicks post said?))

Quote :

((ok this is my answer oj, the guy ww sees is your evil soul if you want))

((I think he added the part behind the comma, which covers what I said in the post after his.))

(( I just asked him, he can't come on and post himself but he says he didn't edit that in.))

((Then I guess I'm a huge derp. :I ))

((well duh you are eridan ofcourse you are a derp ))

you see a giant dersite with a very large club and back away quickly from him

((hey is eridan still here? if he is have ww back into him by accident))

((Yes he is. ...Still there I mean. 3:I ))

*Someone bumps into Eridan and he immediately turn around and points his rifle at his her head*

oh FUCK no im NOT lettin you steal any more a my shit

*Sees the mugger*

oh

((I was going to make him grab her but then I remembered he only has one arm and he's holding his rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty. :I ))
((Also pointless question is WW a prospitian or a dersite?))

((EDIT: btw Eridan doesn't know she actually stole his stuff (he doesn't even know that stuff is gone) but he got a bit paranoid and now thinks anyone who touches him is a thief.))

((How do my posts get so long? :I ))

The mugger notices the gun and decides that this is NOT worth it. He absconds.

you are now at the feet of the man who you stole from

you jump into his arms crying in thanks that he saved you

you also pick his pockets and find that yes there was more money where that came from

you turn from him and run away with a (mostly) heartfelt thanks and a promise to make it up to him

> what do?

The mugger watches the woman and the guy with the gun.

He hides in the shadow and follows the woman. He snuck up on her once, he can do it again. He just has to be careful not to be noticed and also not to leave her out of his eyesight.

((> Dodge the inevitable rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty fire))

((>Also there's totally a mugger planning to go after you juuuuuuuust sayin))

uh
youre wwelcome i guess

*Eridan decides to move to the next scene, hoping it'll be less downtrodden*
*It just so happens this lies in the direction WW (and her pursuer) went*
*He makes sure not to touch anyone on the way there. Filthy thieving peasants*

>Also there's totally a mugger planning to go after you juuuuuuuust sayin

what?

you look behind you and see no one following you

you shrug, obviously you were mistaken

still

better safe then sorry

you scamper up the nearest drainpipe onto the rooftops and watch the alleyway

what do?

>

((>get something icky and chuck it at the troll with the purple cape that you just robbed))