Demimonde Semigoddess's Ice Cream Parlor

((ikr?))

((I love it \o/ ))

uHH, yES,
Tavros does his best to look horrified.
i AM, sO VERY DISTRAUGHT,
tHAT IS TO SAY, i AM DISTRESSED, uHH, sINCE THE LIZARD, tOOK MY CONSUMPTION APPARATUS, aWAY FROM ME, aND, i DIDN'T GET TO, uHH, fINISH MY DAIRY PRODUCT,

((I seem to remember it being said that 'defense' was an offensive word, or something to that effect, on Alternia?
Knowing Kanaya, I'd see it as more of a spur-of-the-moment ashen boner between the Tyranny and the accused))

JakeMorph wrote:

((I seem to remember it being said that 'defense' was an offensive word on Alternia?
Knowing Kanaya, I'd see it as more of a spur-of-the-moment ashen boner between the Tyranny and the accused))

((Well, yeah, that. Plus the facts that a) living with a detective like PS would likely have given her some sort of idea by now of how "normal" legal proceedings are meant to go by this point, and b) I don't think we're really planning on having an even remotely normal "court" session anyway. :P))

*Kanaya crosses her arms.*

I Am Not Attempting To Belittle The Plaintiffs Emotional Duress

As I Do Not Believe That Can Be Disputed In Any Manner

*She thinks for a moment, before continuing.*

However

Scalebeasts Are By Their Very Nature

Beasts

Implying A Lack Of Higher Reasoning Processes

Which In Turn Implies The Absence Of An Ability To Harbor Intent Of Any Kind Outside Of Basic Survival Instincts

Therefore Rendering Them Incapable Of Concrete Malice Toward The Plaintiff

Or Toward Any Other Being For That Matter

((I am giggling like an idiot right now.

On my phone right now, so no reply from Terezi at the moment because the typing is really laggy and her quirk would be nearly impossible so yeah. Tomorrow after I get home from school probably))

((xDDDDDDDDDDDD is all i can say xD))

((You three are pretty much perfect at RPing Terezi, Kanaya and Tavros here))

((eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee))

((i agree with oj you guys are epic))

((I agree as well. You guys are perfect.))

((yeah this is beautiful and perf))

((TheBookwormBakery unfortunately cannot respond, as she is busy squealing loudly and flailing in response to this praise. Please come back later.))

((you are an amazing person bb I WANT TO TALK MORE WITH YOU *flails*))

((. . . *no longer knows how to respond*

 ))

((haha guys you gotta stop or there wont be any RPing whatsoever!))

((But srsly you guys are great.))

((*wants to draw a picture of Terezi, Kanaya, and Tavros at the icecream parlor*))

((Ya know what, I will! Screw homework ))

((I'm noticing a pattern that all our pages ending with 8 at the Ice Cream Parlour never have any actual RPing on them ))

JakeMorph wrote:

((I'm noticing a pattern that all our pages ending with 8 at the Ice Cream Parlour never have any actual RPing on them ))

((Amazing, isn't it? ))

*Karkat enters the icecream parlor, met by the tableau of the court: Terezi as Prosecution, Tavros as the victim, Kanaya as the defense, and a small lizard as the defendant*
WHAT THE FUCK? DO ALL OF YOU JUST GO COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE WHEN I'M NOT AROUND?
*he slumps into a chair, one hand rubbing his head as his headache suddenly intensifies, the other on his stomach as the excess amount of aspirin he consumed starts to catch up with him*

((Yes good time for me to go crazy. >:] ))

Terezi gets a whiff of the newcomer, and a maniacal grin spreads across her face.

4H, GOOD

1'M SO GL4D TH3 JURY COULD JO1N TH3 COURT S3SS1ON

JUST 1N T1M3 FOR H1M TO D3C1D3 TH3 V3RD1CT

((So. Much. FUN.))

JURY? WHAT THE FUCK, TEREZI? I HAVE AGREED TO NOTHING.
*Karkat groans*

((heh))

WE'RE IN A FUCKING FROZEN SUGARY LACTATING MOO-BEAST MILK SHOP. I'M SITTING AT AN ORDINARY FUCKING TABLE. THIS ISN'T A COURT ROOM, TEREZI.
*Karkat glowers*

((he needs icecream, stat!))

*Kanaya turns to the newcomer.*

Greetings Karkat

For The Sake Of Argument It May Be Best If You Were To Play Along For The Time Being

Perhaps You Should Purchase A Bowl Of Frozen Dairy Product

As It May Help You Calm Down

*She turns back to Terezi*

Terezi

Erm

I Mean

Your Honorable Tyranny

Shall We Proceed With The Trial

As We Are Apparently Nearing The Conclusion It May Be Best To Expedite What Little Remains

OH GOG FUCKING DAMNIT, EVEN KANAYA IS PLAYING ALONG?!
*Karkat snaps an order at a waitress for a bowl of chocolate icecream*
FINE. LET'S JUST GET THIS ABSURDITY OVER WITH.

((I assumed the presence of servers, instead of leaving the need for icecream unresolved))