Afterlife-OPEN TO ALL

((Let's see.))

((Pros: Absolutely none.))

((Cons: Jim is amusing, and Silck likes him.))

((So all it does is upset Silck and get rid of a character for no good reason.))

(( Honestly I can only think up one pro: Eridan stops dying all the time and looses a stalker. Though its not a pro for me. ))

((Hey, the first time was Caliborn, so we killed each other once now.))
((BITING OFF ANY ARM DOESN'T COUNT))

((Actually, I don't find Jim amusing, I'd call Jim annoying at best but maybe that's just me))

((So while getting rid of Jim might upset Silck, keeping it would upset me))

((Because, quite frankly, you guys are already the ones with the most power, not only because you have your magic but also because you basically have the mosts members of your group))

((So I see no reason why you guys should have YET ANOTHER POWERUP))

((Hm... well, the most members thing could be solved by a Sleuth/Felt teamup, which will probably be a thing now that the Felt are all ~nice~ and shit and the Crew are a much bigger threat, not to mention Karkat and Sollux quitting, and DD's magic is currently still for REALLY HUGE FUCKIN EMERGENCIES only, Slick mentioned the possibility of being out when he revives, and Deuce just has shadowsplosions which are basically the same as his explosives. So at this point, even if/when Slick and Deuce come back, we really don't have much of an advantage magic-wise, and the amount of people is not that big a problem.))

((Well, lets look at Team Sleuthfall and the Felt, shall we?))

((Team Sleuthfall:
PS - No idea what's going on with PS honestly, I guess we sort of have one?
AD - Not here
PI - K.O. (IPI is here but can't leave the imaginary realm, obviously)
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NB - Not here, unless I DO RP as her, too
HD - Not here
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Kanaya - Here
Eridan - Here but he doesn't seem to work together with the Team all that much
Equius - Not here
Gamzee - Not here

The Felt:
Lady Shiplish - Lost all or most of her powers and turned back into Nepeta
Doc Scratch - Lost his powers and Memory
Matchsticks - Here
Everyone else - Not here))

((And the Nightnight Crew?
Slick A - Currently on his own
Slick B - Currently dead but probably only a matter of time untill he returns
CD - Currently "Dead", though you're all trying to get him back
DD - Here
HB - Not here
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Ms. Paint - Not sure if she counts to be honest...
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Karkat - Here and it's your own fault if you're driving him away
Sollux - Same as Karkat
Aradia - Not here
Tavros - Not Here))

((So yeah, I think you guys have it much better, even then the rest of use combined))

((also jim is pretty focused on eridan now, i doubt he will attack anyone other than him at any point soon))

((but yeah kill him if you are really that scared of an overgrown bat with a beak and tentacle tails that he has no prehensile control over))

-{--- < so ya do no' wan' 'im stinkin' up da aftalife fine 3<

-{--- < why no' jus' 3<

-{--- < kick 'im ou' inta da real world? 3<

((The felt has two people, and so far, Scales is doing whatever the heck he wants. Which is fine, but I'm just saying I doubt he'll end up fighting))

Edit: Ninjas

((Three people. You, Scratch, Matchsticks.))

((four counting slick a if you the felt attack them first if he is around))

-{--- < i can call 'im off 3<

-{--- < jus' 3<

-{--- < don' perma kill 'im or send 'im ta tar'arus 3<

-{--- < please 3<

GIVE ME A REASON I SHOULDN'T JUST SEND HIM WITH OTHERS OF HIS KIND.
Death enters. He watches the Devil talk to slick.

((My reaction gifs are ready.))

((Just so you know.))

(( I do not fear gifs. Bring it on. ))

((Do I have to get MY folder? Yeah. You forgot about my 600 pic nepeta folder didn't you? WELL GUESS WHAT? IT STILL EXISTS!))

-{--- < because 'e is da only ting ta remind me o' da 'ome i lef' 3<

*he looks sad for a moment, almost lost*

*he shakes himself and grits his teeth moving forward to the devil purposefully*

-{--- < an' if ya send 'im off den i will 'ave ta kill a lo' a people ta make dis timeline like mine 3<

uncertainHavoc wrote:

((Do I have to get MY folder? Yeah. You forgot about my 600 pic nepeta folder didn't you? WELL GUESS WHAT? IT STILL EXISTS!))

((You mean you'll help me react to the possibility of Jim's perma-demise, or you'll be on the OTHER side?))

-{--- < i have no idea, all i know is as soon as i came here i fel' 'er presence 3<

-{--- < for all i know da ygg i channeled was dis timelines ygg 3<

-{--- < or maybe dey exist pan-timeline or suming 3<

*he shrugs*

-{--- < aldough da firs' option would explain 'ow badly i reacted ta 'er influence in da aftama' 3<

*sighs*

-{--- < cheers 3<

-{--- < i would rather 'e keeps 'is beak, 'e cannae ea' oderwise 3<

-{--- < an' once ye le' 'im go i will command 'im no' ta mess wid da finface 3<

The Devil flicks his wrist. A contract, a pen and a needle appear. He gives it to Slick to sign.

*grumbles but signs*

The Devil pricks Slicks finger. He points to slicks name.