OUT OF CONTEXT 2: Kankri is the best Scourge Sister

glad to hear it!

Authors comment on a webcomic wrote:: None of them have their priorities straight. If they did, they would be playing collectable card games.

Quote :: That could trigger a nuclear meltdown for all you know! Or rip a hole in timespace! Or de-age you into a child! Or leave you stranded in a mirror universe! Or unleash a virtual Professor Moriar—wait… no, those are Star Trek plots. Sorry.

Quote :: What do you mean? Mad science rayguns just happen.

Quote :: A wise man once said, "Holding your pee is harder than holding your tears."

Someone while discussing a MtG card wrote:: I suppose you could use your Trinket Mage to search one up, and then when your opponents are rolling on the floor laughing at you, you could spit in their drinks without them noticing.

Quote :: I am totally ok with WotC making 'boobs on something hideous' a staple of Black's color pie

Quote :: You would punch a dog in the face??

[1:51:41 AM] Elsa: Urge to eat non food thongs

[1:51:41 AM] Elsa: Urge to eat non food thongs

Quote :: It makes perfect sense! You can ask any scientist.

No, not that scientist. A different one. No, not that one, either. Where are you finding all of these scientists?

... They're all Carlos clones aren't they

Kammy wrote:: Kammy's Afternoon Schedule

1:00PM - Staff Meeting
2:00PM - Spin Class
3:00PM - Post-Spin Cleanup
3:30PM - Scan Workstation For Missing Patches
4:30PM - Tidy Up Office
5:00PM - Shove As Many Cocks In My Mouth As Possible
5:30PM - Apply Stretch Mark Remover to Sides of Mouth
5:45PM - Gargle and Rinse
6:00PM - Pick Up Groceries on the Way Home

And now, enjoy an out of context video:

Meet the Urbanite:

Shaula wrote:: ... They're all Carlos clones aren't they

No, one of them was me. Let me tell you, that was one crazy day.

EDIT:

Ryan Haywood wrote:: Well, a dead body's a downer, a dead rhino is funny!

[16:40:48] Shaula: GIVE ME NIGHTMARES ABOUT HUSSIE THE DANCING PRIEST

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... This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNaO8pZ7c8

Quote :: So that means the only solution is for her to stick her throbbing blade in his love hole!

[1:50:02 PM] Jordan: but if you think about it, it was always a dwarf's hole

[1:50:02 PM] Jordan: but if you think about it, it was always a dwarf's hole

silckenSoul: im covered in tar, high and have a flying bomb fly as a pet

Overheard conversation between lit teacher and student. I got the context later, for the record.

STUDENT: So it's animal blood, right?
TEACHER: No, no, it has to be a duck's blood, not an animal's.

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I'm gonna assume the context was an unholy ritual to fend off spotlight duck.

Every Vegetarian rejoices, as they realize that they can eat ducks, 'cause ducks ain't animals :D

[10:16:21 PM] Sam: I revealed the secrets of heaven to my brother and gave him an elixir of Rice Crispies to turn back time so I wouldn't die.

Me: "I always have to retie the fish . . . "

[16:39:35] Elsa: why are you black for shroom sex?

[9:30:36 PM] Shaula: I'm consonants.
[9:30:41 PM] Shaula: You're shooting up in the bathroom

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