Bank of AmeriNightNight

< yeah but if we do not pay for stuff then the town falters, the bank has enough money anyway, there are two other vaults full of money in another location so we do not need to worry there 3<

< yeah i own this place so i do not want to see it be destroyed due to a bad economy 3<

< plus it is fun as hell 3<

*Craig and Henry just nod. they are soooo gonna get fired for this.*

Craig: ~Henry, I think I shit my pants.~
Henry: ~Me too.~

*See? Scared shitless. Jerry stands near them, pants clear of the brown waste.*

Jerry: ~We're going to get fired for this.~

< yeah you probably are 3<

< alright people let's move out 3<

*Sollux fistpumps as they get the ca$h money. Success!*

you guy2 have the green liight. the guard2 are moviing out of the way now. 2mooth 2aiiliing from here on out. 2ee you back at the ba2e. al2o, what'2 my cut?

<Slick, you can figure that part out.>

< split five ways, the fifth cut is further split for you kids 3<

*Sollux makes an audible grumble*

wow, 2o that'2 liike, what, $300? that'2 2hiit.

wwell i guess its only fair since im a neww member
*vows to keep a good part of te captchalogued money*

<Should we really be discussing this here?>

*Actually remembers that this is taking place in a bank the Crew just robbed, and also there's a dead guy, and this is just the WORST place to stop and have a chat in general*

yeah, good poiint. 2ee you guy2 back at home ba2e.

*Sollux takes off the headset, unhacks the cameras and sets the headset down, making an audible noise*

< alright move out, and finface? the way this is cut is that crew get full portions and the kids get a cut of the rest, you are still a kid no matter what your powers are 3<

((just assuming that we're actually moving in the direction of Place That Isn't This Bank And Is Preferably The Hideout by now))

<Well, it is true, you know. Most of the kids have powers too. They even had time to figure out how to control them, unlike you.>

((i did post in nightnight a while ago so just hop on over there to continue the argument?))

((I expected a 'okay leaving now go post in nightnight' thing... sorry...))

((sorry thought the 'alright lets move out' was enough, my fault entirely))

*walks in*

:33 < HELLO MISS TELLER LADY! PURRHAPS I CAN HAVE ACCESS TO MY PURRIVATE VAULT?

-Why yes! Right this way, Lady Shiplish-

*follows*

*appears*

*the bank explodes*

7/200 Assholes slain

*A shockwave from a nearby explosion passes through, the dust cloud filled with 2's and card suits. After this it begins to rain 2's and card suits, which glitch through any solid object and continue falling.*

*suddenly a radio, that was not there before,is not plugged in, and can not be turned off*

*it lets out a burst of static before it settles onto a certain radio station*

*a calm voice rolls out across the room saying A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale.


Hello listeners. *

((The bank has not been repaired yet))

((so? the radio is still there))

((BTW for those who want to RP as Equius, he's probably around here, just a heads up))
((And I ditched the Calliope <> Nepeta thing, since it was silly XD))

((maybe its be better to post this in the main thread? since most people came on after this stopped becoming a thing?))