Pickle Inspector's Convenience Store

((Both PI and Death left a while ago...))

((And just in case Silck, PI doesn't have any boats, sorry))

((ok then))

< you know what? screw it i am going elsewhere 3<

*leaves*

*Returns, grabs 7 bulk bags of licorice candies(2 of each kind except mine, of which there was only one to take), makes a slight revision to the note, and leaves again.*

REVISED NOTE:

c Sorry about taking A LOT OF candy without paying, but I needed it for saving the town from Caliborn. I'll pay you back later. 3<

Edit to avoid doubleposting:

*A shockwave from a nearby explosion passes through, the dust cloud filled with 2's and card suits. After this it begins to rain 2's and card suits, which glitch through any solid object and continue falling.*

*Sollux enters the store, the little bell above the door giving a ring. He looks around, seeing no one is here. he does notice a phone with no keys(OJ's permission). He hops over the counter in a parkour fashion and picks it up.*

hello? ii2 thii2 thiing on? te2tiing...

*Sollux waits at the counter. Well, on the other side.*

*PI enters*

Sheesh, the cIty doesn't look too good...

And I stIll haven't seen Kanaya...

AlrIght let me look for a gun real quIck...

Well, I got an Oktant/SnIPer RIfle, whIch Is a gun I use myself sometImes

I thInk I also got a Blunderbuss lyIng around here somewhere...

You know, take your tIme to decIde and take whIch ever one you want If you want one, I NEED to go look for the others, I am too worrIed.

*PI leaves the store*

*Sollux sees nothing here and decides to order online. He leaves the store.*

*Sollux enters the store again*

hey pii? you iin here?

*PI enters the store*

Ah, you're stIll here.

Have you decIded for one of the two weaPons?

Oh, uh, sure, over there I thInk.

*PI points at something*

I'm not strong enough to lIft It though...

*Sollux uses his psionics to lift it and place it on the counter.*

((counter break for lols?))

((Nah, it's just that PI has no VIM, he can't lift anything heavy))

Do you need anythIng else?

I thInk there are a couPle brIcks over there. Just take what you need :)

*Sollux takes about 300 bricks.*

how much do ii owe you?

*He has the money for it, since he hasn't spent his money from the revenue of the arcade on anything.*

Eh, I'm not really good wIth prIces, just gIve me as much as you thInk It's worth.

*Sollux does a bit of math in his head and pulls out a whole booncase. His arcade is doing very well, thanks for asking.*

thii2 2hould cover iit.

Thank you, come back If you need anythIng else :)

*Sollux nods and leaves towards the hideout.*

Death walks in and asks if there are any cupcakes or muffins.

Uh, I have cakemIx and cuPcake forms, maybe you could make cuPcakes wIth that?

Death says that it will work. He places the cake mix on the counter and puts down a few dollars, asking if that's ok.