The Farm and Fishery

((Slick's soul... pure and innocent... never thought I'd see the day...))

((these are the soul fragments from before he became what he is today, back in derse before the war, angry yeah but ultimately loyal and caring of his friends))

((You know, I have no gog damn idea why I said sowwe. Literally none))

((What I WANT Nepeta to say, AC: its MAGYK mistur spades!))

((What she ACTUALLY says VVV))

:33 < oh! thats your soul
:33 < i got it from ygg
:33 < she says hi by the way ((Tots a lie but hey, Nep is nice to efurryone))

((since you didnt edit it back to sorry i did it for you, the way you were talking made it seem like you were going to edit it, if im wrong in that believe i apologise))

< what the fuck? 3<

< the rest of my soul was scattered all over various horrorterrors what the hell did you give her? 3<

((after hes gotten over the shock of you working with ygg he'll probably be grateful))

((Yeah I just forgot to get to it before going to bed. Thanks))

:33 < ygg and i made a deal! dont worry i made sure to read the fine purrint

*gets off of spades and starts sniffing the catnip*

((you werent on spades to begin with you got thrown off))

< you, made a deal! but 3<

*slick throws his hands in the air*

< help me fix this patch then get out of my sight, i dont need the shadow ruining my day 3<

((#Forgets things))

*giggles*

:33 < am i being payed fur this?

*starts picking up broken pumpkins*

< yeah loads, every second you work here grants you a second for not sperating your horrorterror infused soul from your body whilst you're trespassing on my land 3<

*as he says this he begins work putting back up the patch borders and using the spare wood struts as replacements for the ones too broken to be usable*

((Upon further review of how Nepeta reacts to things like this, especially with people she cares about a lot like Equius, I have deduced that she can get extremely sassy. I can link the page I'm thinking of if you guys want!))

:33 < shut up shut up shut up!

:33 < you are being like, the biggest hypocrite right meow!

*keeps cleaning*

((id like the link to that, ive got no problems with it im just interested to see her act like that xD))

< and how am i the hypocrite? i've spent the entire life time of this city trying to wipe out my debts! 3<

< trying to RID MY SOUL OF THIS SHADOW THATS BEEN FILLING MY SOUL SINCE BEFORE THE SKAIAN WARS! 3<

*slick closes his eyes and barely manages to withhold his rage*

*through gritted teeth he says*

< but i would be in the wrong of me not to thank you 3<

< if you can prove your trustworthiness perhaps we can go back to what we were before 3<

*frowns*

:33 < ive got nothing to purrove

*finishes cleaning*

:33 < now i should purrobably go befur you kill my horrorterror ridden self

*starts to leave in a huff*

((Literally this entire page http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004062 ))

((ah right i remember that xD thanks for the link))

*slick gets up*

< hey! wait a second! 3<

*whips around*

:33 < what??? you obviously dont want me here, i can s33 that
:33 < if you want to be your grumpy old self fur the rest of your life, thats fine by me!

< look since paint has gone missing i 3<

< dmk's beard 3<

< i need some help around here, if youre so set on making things right with me 3<

< you 3<

< you can start with helping me around the farm 3<

((jfc that pic is adorable))

< look i need help around the farm, you know weeding, looking after the fish and planting/ harvesting 3<

< i dont trust anyone i know and i dont want strangers working on my farm so 3<

*slick raises his hands in the air in exasperation*

:33 < oh mistur slick! you are quite the romantic!

*giggles*

:33 < i get what you are saying, mistur slick
:33 < fine, i can stick around
:33 < but i get the catnip!

< shut it im not being romantic, i aint got a romantic bone in his body 3<

*he says with a very, very, very small smile*

< and no you get half, most of the species ive planted are useful in medicine and insect repellent 3<

< once i get a more respectable crop i plan to set up some sort of market stall nearby to sell my produce 3<

:33 < two thirds and we have a deal

*grins coyly*

*groans*

< ok fine, but you're not being payed, the cost for the catnip balances it out 3<

((Jeez Nepeta, you're like addicted to making deals lately...))

((Nepeta is tots a haggler yo))

((Also, THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE FOLKS! THAT'S HOW WE HAGGLE HERE ON THE NNC! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???? 38D))

:33 < deal!

*takes 2/3 of the catnip and runs off*

:33 < ill be back i gotta put this in my room!

((So, is it okay if Nep still uses her room in the Felt mansion? Cuz all her stuff is still there, including her private wall))

((uh havoc, there is no mansion remember? you destroyed it and we havent had a chance to rebuild it yet))


< hey wait! 3<

< at least leave me the seed pods! 3<

((Nep's room was underneath the mansion, so it should still be there. Hmmm... it's up to you I suppose! If not I'll probs go and stash it in the secret place))

((you couldnt get in the secret place anyway you dont have the key anymore))

((and i didnt know your room was under the mansion, if it was then it should be fine))