OUT OF CONTEXT

More ancient quotes. All from conversations between me and Silck, and this time I was AI at one point.

AI: *we are home5tuck'5 5hin

AA: so I'll just... sit there and draw aliens in purple princess hats... THIS IS WHAT HOMESTUCK HAS MADE ME DO

AA: So apparently dA IS half-filled-hope compatible.

AA:'FOR SHARKNARNIA! AND FOR ASLANADO!'
AA: Thought you ought to know

AA: What're you going to do, kill his hairstreak?

AA: Nyeh
SS: pfft
AA: THIS IS MY LANGUAGE

SS: so you like killing jack
SS: with plasma?

AA: KARKAT IS THE WEIRD CAT

AA: <Melt Boxcars?>

AA: does that mean Dave's the mayor's mom

AA: THE POWER OF TAPE DEFEATS EVEN THE HONKIEST OF SUBJUGS

AA: and THAT is why sloppy makeouts solve everything.

AA: ... Voldemort likes waffles
SS: no he does not
AA: YES HE DOES YOUTUBE SAYS SO
AA: YOUTUBE NEVER LIES

AA: Wulfenbach <> Voldemort

AA: <Reason has no place here. Temporal green morons are involved.>

AA: <HONK>
AA: <honk>

AA: no it just goes to the No Internet Go Visit A Certain Australian Town I Hear Birdwatching Is A Good Pastime page.

AA: <Slick, your kid is a leprechaun. How are you not FTFOing.>

AA: (DD and Crowbar get drunk together SO DAMN CANON)

AA: (Hearts Boxcars: the Who of Cares)

AA: im sorry i'm a boxcars

AA: <SLICK, IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU KNOW NOT TO THROW BABIES ACROSS ROOFS. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.>

AA: https://2img.net/h/i165.photobucket.com/albums/u62/Tailsnyne/304_zpsccfa8530.png
SS: i still sorta ship them

AA: <ooh guess what we're conspiring and you're not part of iiiiiiit>

SS: < i am flipping you the bird with my body 3<

AA: (She will breathe on Hussie's face)

AA: ANARCHY!
SS: HANGING
AA: HOLD YOUR COOKIES

AA: okay, Facebook, I'm back.
SS: ok furniture

AA: spontaneous excitement every time you say the word I

AA: trans-conversational ninjas

AA: KILL THE TYPOES WITH CARS OF DOOM

AA: YOU TRIGGER ME
AA: THANK YOU

AA: you being insulted because I don't want you in my cake DOES NOT AWAKEN <> FEELINGS IN ME
AA: (Now imagine that in ANY OTHER CONTEXT)

AA: Sir, I see you're a midget, would you like to dress as an alien gangster and sing loudly at midnight

AA: It doesn't need an exact equius, let's go with the OTHER sweaty horseman

AA: ((DD is Hagrid SO DAMN CANON))

AA: YOu CAN'T
AA: ESCAPE
AA: THE PONY

ÄA: you are the doomcat it is you

SS: < gotta say dude, your daughter sure is a looker 3<
AA: SPEAKING OF NIGHTNIGHT

AA:The place where we're NOT adding whole new levels of disturbing to Monopoly pieces.

AA: Nobody is worse than Cronus
SS: pie*

AA: The balloon is immortal

AA: <i... I'm scared Slick>
SS: < oh droog 3<
AA: <I don't want to be in a love triangle with you idiots... OnO>

How about this one?

silck wrote:

*sleeps throws a brick at eridan*

WOOOH WE GOT MORE PEOPLE IN ON THIS!

~soul-bleaching joy~

Still looking through old pesterlogs, and I found THE ORIGIN OF THIS THREAD:


SS: i should do a 'shaula out of context' thread on the forums
SS: like sigquoting
AA: pfft
SS: only more of it


Now back to your regularly unscheduled bullshit.

 
AA: growing facial hair is a subjug power i guess

AA:Diamonds And Spades Gazing Into Each Others Eyes In A Moment Of WHATTHEFUCKNO
 
SS: well fuck you for making me feel feelings other than ragerage


SS: steaks
SS: poop
 
AA: *takes out cards*
AA: *dragon flies out*
AA: *narnia is in flames*
 
AA: What The Fuck Slick is a surprisingly versatile emotion
 
SS: get out your buckets boys
 
AA: IT IS A GLORIOUS DAY FOR GAK!
 
SS: SWEET GOG IM BEAUTIFUL
AA: SWEET JEGUS YOURE INSANE
 
AA: <OuO>
 
AA: Complacency of the Learned 2: Now with MORE FUCKIN HORRORTERRORS
 
AA: a CANON bankful of secret subjugs kicking your ass
 
AA: You have chosen the path of incomprehensible hate... enjoy being tiny.
 
SS: ERIDAN IS SO NOT MATT SMITH
 
AA: now get your butt to Nightnight so we can decide who to crown True Queen of Apple Juice
AA: This is a life or death matter
 
SS: but yeah i was never in Kanaya
 
SS: no wait
SS: im droog
 
AA: QUICK WHAT'S A ONE-SYLLABLE WORD FOR WEIRD-ASS COINCIDENCES
 
AA: SEPARTIFIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
AA: wait fuck no
AA: ABORT
AA: ABORT
 
AA: You want to wear Zorc puns on your head, you know
AA: that
AA: is what
AA: you said
 
AA: https://2img.net/h/i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee53/doodle-master/davejadesprites.jpg this
AA: is apparently
SS: ooh unicorn
 
AA: Slick pouring the liquid licorice on his head and using it as a wig
 
AA: DD is the sugoiest of them all
 
AA: Just quick question, who shit their pants again?
 
AA: Yes Diamonds Droog's middle name is Achievement
 
AA: I'm on my way to kill you jack
 
AA: and Eridan is jetpack hobos
 
AA: It's a wild african ox NINJA
 
AA: <*hugs card protectively* MY cuestick PISS OFF MOVIE PEOPLE>
AA: <OnO>
 
AA: DD is the BEST biker shaddap
 
AA: dad, school's trying to repress my violent tendencies
 
AA: Cronus is Spades Slick
SS: FUCK
 
AA: no, that's Earth Old English
AA: this is Alternian Old English
SS: ah
SS: of course
SS: wow that science stuff
 
AA: gollum
SS: THIS is what is so good about fandoms

 
AA: <*sobs into swedish fish pile>
AA: <SLICK YOU ARE DEAD TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE>
 
AA: It's been over 8 minutes
AA: nothing's on fire
SS: it is now
 
AA: my hair is light brown
AA: SOMEONE'S parents secretly dye it in the middle of the night
 
AA: ((NO SCREW CHILDREN'S SENSITIVE EARS))
 
AA: Is that the Midnight Crew's faygo of choice this is important info i must know this
 
AA: will ship you <3 with Cronus
 
SS: < you are a beautiful beautiful bride 3<
 
SS: < LOOK AT ME 3<
SS: < LOOK AT MY GLORIOUS CHEST 3<
 
AA: <... meow, apparently.>
 
SS: dd probably thinks bec was some sort of suitor
 
AA: is that lettuce on his shoulders
 
AA: Percy Jackson, son of Equius
 
SS: assmost*
 
SS: so i am now the hot genderbent version of the king of the gods?
SS: i can live with that
 
SS: righteous fishy anger
 
AA: never trust the quiet ones
AA: they're ALL DD
 
AA: i'm on fire i'm on fire

Shaula wrote:

AA: and Eridan is jetpack hobos

AA: Is that the Midnight Crew's faygo of choice this is important info i must know this

As the Bard of PCHOOOOO I would like to know the context to these, please.

For the Jetpack Hobos, there was a four-player chess game in OOCRP, involving Eridan and three others. Normal chess is Derse versus Prospit, and I decided that four-player chess would be Derse versus Prospit versus WV's rebel army versus the jetpack hobos from that one livestream. Then we decided which colors matched up to which side, and THEN we checked who got which color. Eridan was orange/red/whatever the jetpack hobo army way.

For the faygo, Slick showed me the code for really dark faygo on Overseer.

cept for a bard/prince/rogue of PCHOOOOO

[12:28] AA: comment: Headcanon voice for spoon.

That was me telling him someone ELSE said that in a Youtube comment.

Still just as context-less, though.

Quote :

AA: 'hi can i have a new slick my old one ran off to plant fuckin sunflowers'
 
AA: it was the fridge
AA: I speak from experience you can find weirder things than playing cards in those places
 
AA: So I see you don't approve of Pizza
 
AA: Batman, God of Subjugs
 
AA: quick summon a kitten
 
AA: yesssssssssss
AA: join me in finfacitudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
AA: why is it that hope always involves things blowing up
 
AA: So, to summarise the conversation, we apparently live on Dave's head.
 
AA: so how does TaB taste if you put licorice scottie dogs in it
 
AA: Yes glaring is a Carapacian sign of love
 
AA: THE DUTTLE IS LORD ENGLISH
 
AA: I SEE DRAGONS IN THE IMMINENT POST WOOOOO

One of them might actually make sense to you people. Just stop and think about what it sounds like WITHOUT context.

Quote :

AA: "Sorry Eridan, I whacked your ancestor with a cuestick"
AA: WWHAT
AA: FRIENDSHIP OVVER

Quote :

SS: ERIDAN IS SO NOT MATT SMITH

Quote :

AA: and Eridan is jetpack hobos

Quote :

AA: yesssssssssss
AA: join me in finfacitudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

...You guys seem to talk about Eridan a lot. :I

Well, in case you forgot, I'm part Eridan.

The last one was Slick typoing and accidentally writing something in Eridan's quirk. The second one is me pointing out that Eridan is the 11th troll, going by hemospectrum order starting from the bottom, I was GOING to point out that TWO of the same number, but Slick interrupted with his Doctor Who stuff. The top one was me discovering THIS and getting Eridan as my best friend and Dualscar as my kismesis. And I already explained the third one.

Heh, let me just give that thing a try.

Kismesis - Feferi
Moirail - The Condesense
Murderer - Dualscar

what

Speaking of Flashy Boxes games...

Rediscovered this one a while ago, tried it once, got DIAMONDS FUCKIN DROOG.

Looked it up now to link it, tried it again, got DIAMONDS FUCKIN DROOG.

Tried again to make sure it wasn't broken...

got Aradia.

Edit: hskjgdhrkjhrdk1111thpostzlkhdzlhjxlkfhjfl!!!!

..."spirit animal"?

The internet is a strange, strange thing.

spirit animal is sort of like your patronus in harry potter


and the animal other spirits see you as when you spirit walk

When I spirit walk, i am seen as a classy alien mobster

SOUNDS GOOD

i know i vary between three animals, because when i dream and i am not myself i appear as one of three animals

because i already have spirit animals i do not pay attention to those flashy boxes

I don't, but... I GOT DIAMONDS FUCKIN DROOG

THIS IS IMPORTANT

Also, to get back on topic:

SS: I WILL KILL YOU SHAU GURL
AA: meep
SS: yes you better meep
AA: you know killing me doesn't change the fact that you're that much more similar to Cronus now
SS: aw fuck

Shaula wrote:

THIS

First try: Matesprit: Jane, Kismesis: Dolorosa, Moirail: Summoner, Patron Troll: Gamzee, Best Friend: The Mayor, Murderer: Dirk

All worth it for my best friend being The Mayor.

Second try: Matesprit: Sufferer, Kismesis: Vriska, Moirail: Clubs Deuce, Patron Troll: Terezi, Best Friend: Dirk, Murderer: Hearts Boxcars

This one is more accurate because it actually got my patron troll right. So apparently I'm my own moirail and will die in the same manner as Eggs.

Shaula wrote:

this one

First try: Rose

...No.

Second try: Dirk

Awesome, but not right.

Third try: Jane

Keep trying.

Fourth try: Diamonds Droog

wat

Fifth try: Clubs Deuce

There we go.

(Sorry for the off-topicness but I felt the need to share these results.)