Fanventure woot!

not spots

fucking huge lines

silckenSoul wrote:

not spots

fucking huge lines

((You think this is a game?))

((no i was just pointing it out

why

do you want it to be a game?))

((Fixed the first image, and added a third!))

-> Erika: Go Grimdark



What the heck is a Grimdark? You've never even heard of that! It doesn't even exist in fantasy! You've certainly never read about it in any book. And even if you DID know what it was, it's obviously not possible, since magic is fake as shit.

((FYI! Commands will be vital for several more pages! So yeah, moar commands plx))

> Yell loudly for your bitch parents to make you a sandwich

quantumToolbox wrote:

>Search house for a samich

FTFY and seconding

-> Yell loudly for your bitch parents to make you a sandwich

*picture of erika tearing up*

How rude! You don't have any parents! They both died in a plane crash four years earlier! You would like to change the subject now, as every time you think of your parents, it ruins your day

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-> Check your Pesterchum for anyone who might want to talk to you

*Picture of computer screen*

What the heck is a Pesterchum? All you have is Skype. And you don't have any notifications on Skype, since you have no friends. You know, because you have pitch black eyes

silckenSoul wrote:

quantumToolbox wrote:

>Search house for a samich

FTFY and seconding

>this

((SHE'S NOT GOING TO LOOK FUR A SANDWICH! She already took a command related to sandwiches))

>sandwich: look for Erika.

>Shaula: Typo Erika as Eridan the first time you write it.

-> Sandwich, look for Erika

*picture of a sandwich*

You would, if not for the fact that you are an inanimate object, incapable of thought or movement

This is completely pointless

>Sandwich: Gain sentience and the ability to move. Become main antagonist.

-> Sandwich: Gain sentience and the ability to move. Become main antagonist

*picture of a sandwich*

You would do these things, save the fact that you are not a god. You are just a sandwich

> Fast forward to being eaten
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-> Fast forward to being eaten

*picture of shadowy hands eating sandwich*

You fast forward a day from now, where some fortunate soul is about to enjoy a delicious sandwich

>Someone with that sort of power: Give some OTHER, non-DOOMED sandwich sentience, the ability to move, and Main Antagonist status.

>silckensoul: DO THE THING

you attempt to do so

'ladies please stop with this

drop the sandwich thing now lets just get back onto the fanventure ok?'

-> Someone with that sort of power: Give some OTHER, non-DOOMED sandwich sentience, the ability to move, and Main Antagonist status.

No god exists in this universe. Sorry to disappoint

> Transition to something more important
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-> Transition to something more important

*watch on wrist buzzes, flashing 11:15*

It appears it is time for bed. You pride yourself on having a very strict schedule, so as to maximize your performance in school and in your other activities.

> Erika: Sleep
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-> Erika: Sleep

*several pictures of dark shapes and words floating across the panels*

*Erika, rendered in a less symbolic form, is in panic*

>nightmares: whisper

>nightmares: whisper of murderous sandwiches

>silckensoul: do the thing

you do so by paping shau in the face to stop all sandwich related commands

Traitor

-> Nightmares: Whisper

*A dark shape becomes slightly more visible, and grins*

Oh trust me, we already are

...

>Dark shape: Be shaped like a sandwich

>GPI: Be somewhere else entirely and fondly regard creation. And by that I mean the army of sentient sammiches you just created for no good reason.

OverlordJ wrote:

>GPI: Be somewhere else entirely and fondly regard creation. And by that I mean the army of sentient sammiches you just created for no good reason.

Did you just

you made the sammiches

YOU MADE THE SAMMICHES

>whisper more