The Park

Subject: Re: The Park Fri May 09, 2014 9:51 am

Vriska smirks.

You really need to 8e more aware of your surroundings. I could have murdered you or stolen your wallet or something!

Subject: Re: The Park Fri May 09, 2014 10:01 am

SURE, BECAUSE GETTING ROBBED BY THE SPIDERBITCH WOULD BE SO MUCH WORSE THAN BEING EATEN BY THE FUCKING HORRORTERROR.
*Karkat groans*

Subject: Re: The Park Fri May 09, 2014 10:09 am

It's not even doing 8nything! Look at it, it's chasing those dum8 feather8easts.

Terezi joins them under the now-crowded slide.

SO, WH4T 4R3 W3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT?

Subject: Re: The Park Fri May 09, 2014 10:31 am

AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT RUNS OUT OF FEATHERBEASTS?! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED WITH THE FACT THAT THERE IS A FUCKING HORRORTERROR RUNNING AROUND THE PUBLIC LAWN RING?!

Subject: Re: The Park Fri May 09, 2014 10:57 am

B3C4US3 YOU WORRY TOO MUCH

Yeah, I'm pretty sure most of us here could at least fend it off long enough to run aw8y.

Subject: Re: The Park Fri May 09, 2014 11:06 am

WORRY TOO MUCH?! IT'S A STILL A FUCKING HORRORTERROR EVEN IF IT'S ONLY AS BIG AS A LARGE BARKBEAST!
*Karkat gestures emphatically in Jim's direction . . . gestures, not flails . . . any accusations of flailing will be denied*
NONE OF YOU SEEM TO BE CAPABLE OF TAKING THESE SORTS OF THREATS SERIOUSLY, SO IHAVE TO FUCKING WORRY FOR US ALL. IF MY HEAD EXPLODES BECAUSE OF A RAGE ANEURYSM,YOU WILL ALL BE TO BLAME.

Subject: Re: The Park Fri May 09, 2014 11:18 am

Terezi laughed, again moving uncomfortably close to Karkat.

1 GU3SS 1 W1LL JUST H4V3 TO D34L W1TH TH4T

Subject: Re: The Park Fri May 09, 2014 1:09 pm

((Omg BB back off she's mine))

Posts : 1880 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : B4

Metafiction wrote:: *Suddenly Ace Dick bursts in out of nowhere, rather lost and muttering to himself.*

(lousy stupiD goDDAmn meDDlesome compAny...more like meDDlesome crApAsses. leAving me behinD like thAt, Don't know where the fuck i Am...)

*He suddenly spots Eridan.*

oh! eriDAn! how yA Doing, son? it's been A while, hAsn't it? i'm sorry About not being there for you...not reAlly sure whAt hAppeneD. but whAt's importAnt is, i'm here now.

wAit A minute...something wrong, son?

oh hey dad

*sighs*

its a pretty long story

((I was gonna yell a 'kars fuckin right' but that would probably not sit well with Feferi.))

Subject: Re: The Park Fri May 09, 2014 3:19 pm

((but it would be In Character, imo))

Posts : 1880 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : B4

((I'm thinking anoying Feferi is the last thing Eridan wants to do right now.))
((But yeah, both options seemed plausible so I just went with the one that didn't go *sigh* - *YELLING* - *sigh* within five seconds since it felt a little awkward.))

Subject: Re: The Park Fri May 09, 2014 3:55 pm

uncertainHavoc wrote:: ((Omg BB back off she's mine))

((excuse u who knew her over a year before you did))

((felt like I should add a mspa

))

Subject: Re: The Park Sat May 10, 2014 1:01 am

nonsense, son, we've got plenty of time. it's not like you DestroyeD A bunch of universes or Anything...

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I Am Not Entirely Certain Tavros

To My Knowledge These Creatures Are Inhabitants Of Another Realm Parallel To Our Own

Other Than That Admittedly Rather Obvious Observation

I Am Not Quite Sure What Has Just Transpired

Subject: Re: The Park Sat May 10, 2014 1:36 am

*Karkat scrambles away from the crazy troll girls*
I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING PLAYTHING!

((fighting over me . . . GIRLS fighting over me . . . *awkward*))

Subject: Re: The Park Sat May 10, 2014 1:42 am

((I'm just gonna leave this here...))

Subject: Re: The Park Sat May 10, 2014 1:44 am

((... inb4 the shipping starts))

Oh, I wouldn't say thaaaaaaaat.

Vriska smirked knowingly. Terezi then cackled.

See, Terezi knows! The women are the real people in charge!

((bluh bluh Vriska is hard))

Subject: Re: The Park Sat May 10, 2014 1:50 am

(( . . . you're doing this to me on purpose, aren't you?))

*Karkat glares as he continues to back away*

Subject: Re: The Park Sat May 10, 2014 1:59 am

W4TCH OUT FOR TH4T HORRORT3RROR

After all, you're not much 8igger than the pigeons!

((Firefox was giving me shit with this website again, now on Chrome and it's hella laggy because it insists on loading EVERYTHING I need to learn how to fix that))

Subject: Re: The Park Sat May 10, 2014 2:02 am

I AM AWARE OF THE FUCKING HORRORTERROR!
*Karkat scrambles up the other structure, so he can keep an eye on both the crazy troll girls and the horrorterror*

Subject: Re: The Park Sat May 10, 2014 2:11 am

COM3 ON, K4RK4T

1 HON3STLY TH1NK YOU'R3 OV3RR34CT1NG H3R3

Damn, you really are as high-strung in real life as you are online. Pro8a8ly more.

Subject: Re: The Park Sat May 10, 2014 2:14 am

*Karkat glares from his perch on top of the roof of the taller structure, the best vantage point to observe the horrorterror and the shenanigans of the other trolls, like a small, grumpy gargoyle*

Subject: Re: The Park Sat May 10, 2014 2:20 am

Neska wrote:: like a small, grumpy gargoyle

((Best. Description. Ever.))

Subject: Re: The Park Sat May 10, 2014 2:20 am

((heh))

Subject: Re: The Park Sat May 10, 2014 2:31 am

Kanaya wrote:: I Am Not Entirely Certain Tavros

To My Knowledge These Creatures Are Inhabitants Of Another Realm Parallel To Our Own

Other Than That Admittedly Rather Obvious Observation

I Am Not Quite Sure What Has Just Transpired

sO, uHH,
tHEY'RE ALIENS,

Subject: Re: The Park Sat May 10, 2014 3:50 am

Well

Yes And No

Though They Are Certainly Alien To Us

I Would Not Quite Classify Them As Aliens In The Paranormal Sense

I Consider Them To Be Beings Of A Greater Magnitude

Members Of A Species So Mind Numbingly Bizarre

Even The Simple Fact Of Their Existence Is Impossible For Those Of Weak Mind To Comprehend

*Kanaya blinks.*

Of Course

There Is A High Probability That My Hunch Is Unfounded

Especially Given The Somewhat Undeveloped Behavior Of This One

*She indicates Jim with as much subtlety as possible so as not to draw his (its?) notice.*

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