| Squids vs Cthulhus | |
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+3TheBookwormBakery Shaula Neska 7 posters |
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Neska
Posts : 440 Join date : 2014-04-22 Age : 38 Location : Land of Thought and Form
| Subject: Squids vs Cthulhus Fri Jan 16, 2015 3:30 am | |
| ==> Cthulhu sits and contemplates his realm of the Abyss. He is ancient. He is evil. He is only 4 inches tall when standing. He isn't the original Cthulhu, he's just the leader of a colony of Cthulhu's descendants who have shrunken significantly over the millennia since Ry'lyeh was lost. ==> Above him, utterly unaware of his majestic presence, swims a squid. The squids lazily waves his long tentacles. The mantle of the squid is 5 inches, the arms 4 inches, the tentacles longer than either. ==> Oh how he hates that squid, taunting him with his grotesque size. The squid must pay for this insult. ==>Shake with Minuscule Fury
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Shaula
Posts : 3368 Join date : 2013-07-11 Location : Wouldn't you like to know.
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:22 am | |
| Holy shit it's here
(I'm ass at making commands most of the time so I'll just watch and approve unless something happens I get an idea for) | |
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TheBookwormBakery
Posts : 645 Join date : 2014-03-20 Age : 26 Location : Lost in the internet
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:57 am | |
| Cthulhu: Shake with minuscule fury.
(wow this happened really fast) | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Fri Jan 16, 2015 2:12 pm | |
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OverlordJ God of AFK
Posts : 3691 Join date : 2013-07-14 Age : 31 Location : Land of Cards and Games
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Fri Jan 16, 2015 3:14 pm | |
| >Cuteulhu: Daww, be adorable! | |
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Sandstriker
Posts : 2283 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 25 Location : The Afterlife
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:21 pm | |
| > Amass an army of cutethulus | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Sat Jan 17, 2015 6:13 am | |
| >Cthulu: Be Named Something Adorable and Unspeakable |
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Neska
Posts : 440 Join date : 2014-04-22 Age : 38 Location : Land of Thought and Form
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Sat Jan 17, 2015 6:48 am | |
| Shake with Minuscule Fury He stands, shaking his fists in his fury at the mocking squid. ==>Rise Up. Rise Up He flaps his mighty wings and rises from the ocean floor. ==> Surprised Squid is Surprised. ==> __________________________________ I'm glad people are enjoying this!
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Sun Jan 18, 2015 7:24 pm | |
| >cthulhu: ATTACK!
>squid: feel a light *bonk*, react accordingly | |
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OverlordJ God of AFK
Posts : 3691 Join date : 2013-07-14 Age : 31 Location : Land of Cards and Games
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Mon Jan 19, 2015 1:54 pm | |
| > Combine the powers of eldritch evil and cthulhu cuteness to summon adorable abomitaions to aid you. | |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:07 pm | |
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Neska
Posts : 440 Join date : 2014-04-22 Age : 38 Location : Land of Thought and Form
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Tue Jan 20, 2015 2:11 am | |
| Re: the link Aw, silly Kraken! You just aren't intimidating on land! | |
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Neska
Posts : 440 Join date : 2014-04-22 Age : 38 Location : Land of Thought and Form
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:35 am | |
| ==> - Chatlog:
?: Thou foul and grotesque beast! How dare you mock the great Kwthulhu!
Confused Squid is Confused. ==>Kwthulhu: Attack Attack Kwthulhu smites the squid with all his might. ==>Squid: Retaliate Retaliate Amused Squid pats the adorable creature affectionately. ==> __________________ If you use the Welsh pronunciation of the "w" as an "oo" sound, his name is basically "cutehulhu"
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TheBookwormBakery
Posts : 645 Join date : 2014-03-20 Age : 26 Location : Lost in the internet
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:09 pm | |
| So it's a Welsh Cthulhu? That's even more adorable. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:37 pm | |
| Everyone knows that welsh things are 10x more adorable :3
>Kwthulhu: Drive the squid mad with your thoughts |
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silckenSoul
Posts : 4931 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 28 Location : MY. FUCKING. CITY.
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:37 pm | |
| Make mad the beast of water | |
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Neska
Posts : 440 Join date : 2014-04-22 Age : 38 Location : Land of Thought and Form
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:42 am | |
| Being Welsh makes things 10x more adorable? I don't think my parents were aware of this when they decided to give their children Welsh names in honor their families' Welsh ancestry . . . | |
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Neska
Posts : 440 Join date : 2014-04-22 Age : 38 Location : Land of Thought and Form
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Sat Jan 24, 2015 2:58 am | |
| ==> Kwthulhu seethes with rage at this patronizing treatment. ==>Kwthulhu: Make Mad the Beast of Water Make Mad the Beast of Water Kwthulhu unleashes a torrent of invective in the ancient language of his great ancestor, sure to drive any listener mad! ==> ==> Confused Squid is Really Confused. Silly Kwthulhu! Squids don't communicate verbally, thus cannot be driven mad with words of any variety! ==>Kwthulhu: Make mad the beast of water through interpretive dance! ___________ I told Papa the thing about Welsh things being 10x more adorable. His response: "That explains alot."
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Shaula
Posts : 3368 Join date : 2013-07-11 Location : Wouldn't you like to know.
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Sat Jan 24, 2015 10:22 am | |
| >Kwthulhu: Make mad the beast of water through interpretive dance. | |
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TheBookwormBakery
Posts : 645 Join date : 2014-03-20 Age : 26 Location : Lost in the internet
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:45 pm | |
| - Shaula wrote:
- >Kwthulhu: Make mad the beast of water through interpretive dance.
This. | |
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OverlordJ God of AFK
Posts : 3691 Join date : 2013-07-14 Age : 31 Location : Land of Cards and Games
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Sun Jan 25, 2015 8:15 pm | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:18 am | |
| > Squid: Cuddle newfound pet |
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Neska
Posts : 440 Join date : 2014-04-22 Age : 38 Location : Land of Thought and Form
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Mon Feb 23, 2015 5:14 am | |
| Make mad the beast of water through interpretive dance! Kwthulhu attempts to drive the vile water beast mad through interpretive dance! ==> ==> The cuteness is too much: The Squid is compelled to cuddle Kwthulhu. Kwthulhu is not pleased. ==> ==> Kwthulhu furiously absconds. The Squid waves a fond farewell to it's new friend. >__ ______________ Sorry it took awhile for this, I was distracted by knitting and video editing . . . | |
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OverlordJ God of AFK
Posts : 3691 Join date : 2013-07-14 Age : 31 Location : Land of Cards and Games
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Mon Feb 23, 2015 6:11 am | |
| > Call the other Kwthulhus to your aid | |
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royalPawn
Posts : 1880 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : B4
| Subject: Re: Squids vs Cthulhus Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:37 pm | |
| > Squid: go tell your other friends about this nice Kwthulhu you met. | |
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