Demimonde Semigoddess' Ice Cream Parlor

*Aradia glides in, grinning from ear to ear. Terezi follows shortly afterwards, a bit out of breath. All this running was a bit obnoxious.

hello! id like your biggest and most expensive ice cream please!

*She fished out the money she had taken from her father's room and held it at her side. Terezi walked up and eyed the cash curiously.

1 D1DNT KNOW YOU WORK3D 4R4D14

*Aradia grins and holds a finger to her lips

my dad has too much money for his own good!

*Terezi shakes her head. Aradia is crazy thru and thru, stealing from a gangster, even if it's her "dad".

Demimonde Semigoddess grinned widely.
Nice! Hold on a sec.
She went under the counter and pulled out a comically large bowl.
Only one other person has ever ordered something like this.
She slammed the large bowl down on the counter, stating to pile on ice cream and toppings until she got something that roughly looked like a much larger version of this:

She looked at the bowl with pride.
Here you are. It can take some of the most advanced stomachtechs to take this thing down.

*Aradia claps, places the money on the counter, and levitates the dish over to an open booth, sitting down with a spoon hovering next to her. She smiles, opens her mouth, and starts feeding herself with the levitating spoon

terezi you have to try this its amazing!

Sollux walks in, and takes a seat next to Aradia, eyeing that behemoth of a serving of ice cream.

holy s2hiit, aa, are you going two eat all of that!? that ii2 a 2hiit load of iice cream...

*Aradia grins at Sollux and winks

dying makes a girl appreciate the finite amount of time one has to be alive!

*Feferi and Nepeta walk in together and sit down next to Aradia

:33 < that looks so good omg

*Kanaya enters as well*

Goodness If It Werent For The Reputable Stock Of This Establishment Id Wonder If You Left Any For Us

*She takes her place next to the others and turns to DS*

Ill Have A Mint Caramel Milkshake Please

"Gotcha. One mint caramel milkshake coming right up!" DS blended the milkshake and placed it down onto the counter.

CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER MILKSHAKE.
*Karkat squeezes into a seat at the table with the rest of the group*

"You guys have really good taste!" Semigoddess blends the milkshake and puts it down on the counter as well.

THANKS, I GUESS.
*Karkat takes his milkshake, tosses some money on the counter, returns to his spot with the others, pulls out his phone and continues a conversation that started on the walk over here*

Pesterlog:

Sollux just looks at Aradia blankly.

that make2 no fuckiing 2en2e...

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Equius enters the parlor behind Feferi and Nepeta and take a seat with the others. As soon as he sat down, a crack was heard.

D --> Darn it. I believe I broke the chair by sitting down.

*Aradia winks at Nepeta and laughs when Equius breaks the chair. She shoots Sollux a sympathetic glance and holds a spoon out to Nepeta.

feel free to have some its great

*Nepeta's eyes become as big as saucers as she takes the spoon in reverent hands, and starts devouring the ice cream. Feferi giggles as she holds her head, moaning from the sudden rush of cold to her head. Terezi cackles, leaning back in her chair and "looking" at everyone.

W3LL N3P3TA 4R3 YOU GONN4 3XPL41N WH4T TH3 H3LL 1S GO1NG ON OR 4R3 YOU JUST GONN4 K33P G1V1NG YOURS3LF BR41N FR33Z3? 1 S4W YOU D13 MYS3LF 4ND SNOWM4N CONF1RM3D 1T

*Nepeta glances at Terezi uncomfortably, then sets down her spoon. She's shaking slightly. Feferi rests a hand on her shoulder and whispers encouragement in her ear. Nepeta straightens and looks at everyone

:33 < its so good to s33 efurryone again! i was worried i would never s33 any of you again
:33 < and im sorry for any trouble my death caused i should have told all of you sooner! it was a lot to take in and i n33ded some time to myself
:33 < but to make a long story short feferi met up with me in the afterlife and i played board games with death! did you all know that death is feferis dad?

*Fef winces slightly but lets the comment pass

*Kanaya, having replaced the milkshake on the counter with some cash and a Thank You, frowns and pauses just as she is about to have a taste*

So Equius Was Not Mistaken Then
Spades Did Indeed Kill You

*For some reason Nepeta coming back from the dead doesn't really surprise her much. The feat seems...oddly pedestrian*

*Gamzee comes running through the door excited as ever despite his unsober nature*
HeY bEsTfRiEeEeEeEeEeEeEeNd!
*Gamzee starts to realize who all is here at the parlor*
Oh ShItSpRiNkLeS! HeYo EvErYbOdY!
*Gamzee refocuses on Karkat*
Kk I bRoUgHt ThE cUpCaKeS! cOmE tRy OnE oF tHeSe DeLiCiOuS mOtHeRfUcKeRs OuT!

Sollux just watches nepeta take a spoonful of Aradia's ice cream and then turns to Aradia and shakes his head.

ii'll ju2t order my own thing iin2tead. ii'm feeling like mint right now.

He waves over the server.

ii'll have a 2mall bowl of mint chocolate chip, plea2e.

He then overhears Nepeta's comment and Sollux quickly looks surprised at Feferi.

your dad ii2 who!?

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Equius kinda wobbles in his seat, breaking it further.

D --> I believe I need a new chair, as this one has e%pired because of me.

He gets up and finds a better seat, sitting down carefully this time. He sighs in relief as nothing broke. Hooray!

D --> Server, I accidentally broke your chair as I sat down. Also, I would like a cone of vanilla ice cream, please.

And then Equius hears the revelation as well. He is also surprised. As one would be when your father is the grim fucking reaper and everything...

D --> Heiress, how come you have never spoke of this before?

*Feferi squirms a little bit

Well you guys now )(ow I didn't come wit)( everyone w)(en you all appeared )(ere? Deat)( found me alone on Alternia and broug)(t me )(ere, taking me in as )(is own daug)(ter. )(e's quite nice!

*PI enters the Parlor in a hurry*

Goodness Gamzee, you are quIte fast.

Oh my, so many trolls, are you kIds havIng a lIttle Party?

"Got it!" Demimonde Semigoddess said to Sollux, getting a bowl of mint chocolate chip for him.
Semigoddess's smile wavers when Equius orders.
How boring... she mumbled, scooping the vanilla ice cream into the cone, handing it off to him. Her face returns to the normal fanged grin. "Don't worry about the chair though, it happens."

Good Morning Inspector
And Yes I Do Believe That Label Would Be Appropriate For This Particular Gathering
Would You Care To Join Us

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*At that moment Eridan and Ygg/Kita walk in, still arm in arm*

so the guy charges at me screamin from wwhat seems like half a mile awway
an its not until hes gotten halfwway that he realizes its not a wweird lookin spear im holdin an hes set himself up-

*He freezes and glances from troll to troll*

oh

Well, I'm a lIttle busy, I'll have to meet wIth some PeoPle, but thank you for the InvItatIon Kanaya.

...I guess, It couldn't hurt to stay a lIttle bIt though.

*PI sits down*

SemImonde, do you have anythIng with alcohol In It? And how's your kId?

"Of course! We have basically every possible flavor. As for Godhearst, he's doing great! Even stronger than his father."

*Feferi turns at Eridan's voice and smiles wanely

O)(! T)(ere you are, -Eridan! W)(ere )(ave you-

*Feferi stops as she notices the very striking woman behind Eridan. She raises a skeptical eyebrow at Eridan

W)(o's your new friend?

:33 < isnt she a bit too purretty fur you ampurra

*Nepeta snickers and Terezi cackles with her. Feferi gives Nepeta a stern glance and Nepeta flashes her an innocent look. Aradia waves hello at the newcomers

*Eridan glares at Nepeta and swallows a particularly hearty "fuck you"*

her names kita
shes neww in towwn so im showwin her around
an i figured wwhat better place to start than the ice cream parlor since its pretty much the single best thing wwe got around here