Afterlife-OPEN TO ALL

The Devil says that his list of souls says otherwise. All debts with the "horrorterrors" are no longer keeping him from leaving. But he does know that Slick isn't coming to hell yet.

((wrong slick, this slick has plenty of debts with the horrorterrors))

(( I know. But the devil only has records foR this universe))

((oh ok also because i forgot original slick got killed as well he is hiding somewhere in the afterlife waiting to get back so he can look after his melons))

-{--- < eh devil ya got da wrong list, see, i'm from an alternate timeline 3<

-{--- < ya need ta upda' yer records 3<

-{--- < i got TONNES a debts ta keep me outta here 3<

(( I'm just going to have the devil talk. Much easier and less like death. It will also have things slightly less confusing. And yes, he will talk with annoying large print, red text.))
The Devil slices his fork in the air. A hand sticks out and hands him some papers. He trades it with this universes paper.
... SO IT SEEMS... I'LL MAKE SURE TO UPDATE YOUR RECORDS REGULARLY ALONG WITH THE INFORMATION DEATH GIVES. HOPEFULLY I COULD TALK TO THE LESSER BEINGS KNOWN AS HORRORTERRORS AND WORK OUT SOMETHING FOR YOUR FINAL JOURNEY.

-{--- < oh i do not think any talks a final journeys be necessary jus' yet mis'er devil sir 3<

*bows in a suitably self assured and sarcastic manner, making it clear he feels no actual respect for the devil and by no means thinks the devil is worthy of being called 'sir'*

-{--- < lemme jus' get this straigh' if i die an' ma debts are done i spend a lifetime wid ya 3<

-{--- < den da rest a ma souls lifetime with da elders? 3<

-{--- < i imagine, ma soul will be kept in a jar on some elder's shelf, ma soul is a collecta's item! 3<

The Devil laughs.
MORTALS LIKE YOU CAN ONLY DREAM I SUPPOSE.

-{--- < if dere was shadows in dis place ya would nat be as coy wid me horse legs 3<

*mumbles*
-{--- < wish i 'ad a bloody knife righ' now 3<

-{--- < almos' yeah, i go' no clue 'ow much i gave, mostly jus' small deposi's until i did da power swap ting, da' was abou' sixty a' leas' 3<

*he shrugs in a bored manner and moves off towards a lawn chair that just happened to be there*

((hey sorry double post but the door is still closed right?))

(( Deadbolted actually. Though it could be opened by the Devil, or Feferi, or a multitude of people really.))

((IN YO FACE))

((original slick is no longer here cause i did not notice amongst the ooc fights that doc teleported him to safety))

((oh and alt slick is still waiting in the lawn chair))

((double post sorry))

*notices the devil left*

*tries to open the door out of the afterlife*

Death opens the door, hitting Slick. He puts his hand to his mouth. He asks if he is ok.

*grumbles something about being fine*

*pushes past death and storms out*