Afterlife-OPEN TO ALL

Subject: Re: Afterlife-OPEN TO ALL Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:55 am

Death walks back in and checks his cloak for the cake mix. He realizes he forgot it and shrugs. He pulls out some older cake mix and makes a cake. He walks out.

Posts : 1880 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : B4

*Eridan appears on the ground*

fuck
that
that wwas the most painful thing
that evver happened to me

*doesn't stand up*

EDIT: Ninjadevil! D:
EDITEDIT: Wait what I'm confused.

Subject: Re: Afterlife-OPEN TO ALL Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:40 pm

(( sent that before I realized you haven't posted.))
HELLO ERIDAN. WELCOME TO THE AFTERLIFE, WHERE YOUR DEMISE IS OUR PRIZE. PLEASE WAIT FOR A FEW WEEKS WHILE WE SORT OUT BUSINESS ON WHERE YOU GO. IF YOU WANT TO GO TO YOUR FINAL JOURNEY NOW PLEASE PAY THE FINE OF 500 BOONCASES.
The a Devil finishes writing on the clipboard and throws it away in a puff of red smoke.

Posts : 1880 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : B4

*stares at the endlessness above*

fuck

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*gets up*

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is anyone here

Subject: Re: Afterlife-OPEN TO ALL Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:48 pm

JUST ME. THOUGH DEATHS DAUGHTER MAY BE RUNNING AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

Posts : 1880 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : B4

oh fuck you startled me i thought you left
do you havve to yell like that

deaths daughter eh
can i talk to her for a sec

Subject: Re: Afterlife-OPEN TO ALL Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:54 pm

HE TOLD ME TO KEEP YOU AWAY FROM HER UNLESS SHE CALLS FOR YOU HERSELF. AND YES, I DO HAVE TO YELL.

Posts : 1880 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : B4

oh come on
youre the devvil
surely youre not too wworried about breakin a rule or twwo

Subject: Re: Afterlife-OPEN TO ALL Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:26 pm

NO. I JUST DON'T WANT YOU AROUND HER EITHER.

Posts : 1880 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : B4

that
that actually realy offended me

just tell me wwhat my option are here

Subject: Re: Afterlife-OPEN TO ALL Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:23 pm

WELL YOU ARE A SEX OFFENDER IN TONS OF ALTERNATE UNIVERSES. AS FOR YOUR OPTIONS, PAY MONEY TO GO TO YOUR FINAL JOURNEY, WAIT FOR A LONG TIME FOR THAT TO HAPPEN, OR PLAY A GAME WITH DEATH TO LEAVE. OH, AND IT SEEMS LIKE DEATH ISNT HERE.

Posts : 1880 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : B4

im a WWHAT

yeah right alternates dont evven count youre just talkin shit arent you
ill just wwait for death to come back

*turns away*

Subject: Re: Afterlife-OPEN TO ALL Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:58 pm

IT WILL COUNT IF AN ALTERNATE YOU COMES HERE.

Posts : 1880 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : B4

wwill you just leavve me alone already
youre rude and useless an i dont wwant to talk to you
youre literely the definition of unpleasant company

Subject: Re: Afterlife-OPEN TO ALL Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:18 pm

WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM THE EMBODIMENT OF EVIL.

Guest

*leaves afterlife*

Posts : 1880 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : B4

*Eridan starts singing to himself to pass the time*

o come all ye scallywwags, sing along wwith me
for wwe are the royal trolls the terrors of the sea
wwe pillage and plunder, and wwe nevver compromise
wwell sail these ragin wwaters till we take our glorious prize

wwe run from no enemy and wwe can feel no pain
all of the lowwer bloods wwill quake under our reign
wwe build metal death machines to do just wwhat wwe cravve
to pummel all the land lovvers until theyre in the gravve

masters of the tide,
the stars shall be our guide.
if youre not a royal blood
youd better run and hide

confiscate the crowwn,
swwing the ship around
take a swwig of faygo just to wwash the wwhiskey dowwn

((Full lyrics in the description of THIS video, or a version with singer HERE.))

Subject: Re: Afterlife-OPEN TO ALL Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:21 am

The Devil impales Eridan with his pitchfork. (Which is to say he smacked Eridan in the back with his smut.)

STOP YOUR DAMN SINGING.

Posts : 1880 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : B4

wwhat you dont like the song
is it too happy for you or wwhat

*sings a little bit harder*

do youu evver feel like breakin dowwn
do you evver feel out of place
like somehoww you just dont belong
an noone understands you

do you evver wwanna run awway
do you lock yourself in your room
wwith the radio on turned up so loud
that noone hears you screamin
no you dont knoww wwhat its like
wwhen nothin feels alright
no you dont knoww wwhat its like
to be like me
(*etc*)

((Link.))

Subject: Re: Afterlife-OPEN TO ALL Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:49 am

YOU ASKED FOR IT.
COMBAT OPERADI -> HADE'S INFERNO

A large circle of fire encompasses Eridan. The fire spreads into the middle to scorch Eridan.

Posts : 1880 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : B4

OH FUCK
*leaps out of circle*
OH FUCK OH FUCK IM ON FIRE
YOU CANT JUST TORTURE ME THIS ISNT FUCKIN HELL AAAAAH OH COD
*rolls over the floor*

Subject: Re: Afterlife-OPEN TO ALL Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:41 pm

I HAVE LEGAL RIGHTS TO. ESPECIALLY WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO PISS ME OFF. BESIDES, IT WAS A COMBAT MOVE. ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.

Posts : 1880 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : B4

I CANT HEAR YOU OVVER THE SOUND OF FLAMES SCORCHIN MY FLESH
PUT THE FUCKIN FIRE OUT

Subject: Re: Afterlife-OPEN TO ALL Wed Sep 25, 2013 3:09 pm

THE FLAMES WILL GO OUT SOON AND YOU WILL HAVE TAKEN NO DAMAGE.

Posts : 1880 Join date : 2013-07-12 Age : 28 Location : B4

EVVER HEARD OF A THING CALLED EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
I WWILL NEVVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT A CANDLE AGAIN
oh thank cod they wwent out
that is ENOUGH crap for one day
maybe THIS wwill get deaths attention

*walks over to the games cabinet and kicks it*

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