OOC AFTERLIFE

Death runs to the door and opens it. It's probably not safe to be here.

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*halts his charge at Matchsticks*

wwhat the
nep wwhats goin on here

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*suddenly another slick appears*

<< yeah that would be for the best, seriously you do not want to go through my timeline 33<<

oh eh
*backs away*
no offense nep but i think you should leavve noww

and take your flammable minion wwith you if you dont mind

*busy eating a bird*

:33 < THERE! THAT'S MUCH BETTER!

<< huh, so why am i still-- 33<<

*the second slick glows and dissapitates, leaving the original slick holdin the horse hitcher, he puts the ace of spades back into his deck*

< well i never want to do that again 3<

*walks out the door death left open*

*sees the open door*
if i take my revvenge on that elf noww i might be unable to leavve
*pauses*

*runs trough door with his cape waving behind him dramatically*
I WWIL GET YOU GREEN GUY THIS DOESNT END HERE
*pokes head trough door*
oh and later nep
*gone*

*Exits afterlife without a word*

Death just holds his head down. He really needs an assistant to help him out and shut the door when he zones out. He just waves the last few people out.

Death shakes his head. He throws out a bag of catnip.

Death blinks. He tries asking how he died but falls short.

Death puts Doc Scratch on a chair asking if he can get him anything during his stay.

Death looks through his cabinet and grabs a few balls of yarn. He says he was actually going to use it for something else, but he can have it, seeing as he could probably use it more. He states he doesn't want anything in return, though he could try and actually foil the Nightnight Crew's plans more often. Or at least Spades Slicks, he's really mean to Death, stealing his tarot cards, threatening him, ect.

Death opens the door for Doc Scratch. He hopes to see him soon! Wait. Scratch that, it would probably mean he dies again... He hopes that he will see him sometime in the forseeable future.

*suddenly a radio, that was not there before,is not plugged in, and can not be turned off*

*it lets out a burst of static before it settles onto a certain radio station*

*a calm voice rolls out across the room saying A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale.


Hello listeners. *

Death sits down with some tea to listen. He's met this guy before. He's almost sure of it.