The Excellent Toast

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(Image courtesy of Sandstriker and CrimsonMage, you guys are way too kind like seriously)
The Excellent Toast VKcVsPW

Welcome to the result of my new hobby, The Excellent Toast bar-and-grill. Drinks are free for Nightnight Crew and Team Sleuthfall members, naturally. Would you expect anything less from a host like me? Of course not.

Gang rivalry? Please take it outside. Or I could force you to take it outside. That works too.

May I take your order?

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:16 pm

((we need an image for this too, it should be a thing for everything in the town to have an image))))

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:27 pm

silckenSoul wrote:: ((we need an image for this too, it should be a thing for everything in the town to have an image))))

((I will work on it soon. Because I have nothing better to do.))
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((Much appreciated Sandstriker!!!!!!!!))

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:12 am

((ooh lovely))

Guest

((Something seems missing...))

The Excellent Toast VKcVsPW

((There. Use either version))

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:30 am

CrimsonMage wrote:: ((Something seems missing...))

((There. Use either version))

((Definitely better than the original. (Because I can't do much to an image than place a character on top of it.)))

Guest

((I just used a plugin for Paint.NET. I didn't even know I had that plugin until a little bit ago.))

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:35 am

CrimsonMage wrote:: ((I just used a plugin for Paint.NET. I didn't even know I had that plugin until a little bit ago.))

(( Ooooooh, What's it called?))

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((You guys are way too nice, like seriously :D))

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((I got most of them here. This one specifically is Grayscale on Colored Paper))

Guest

*Fin walks in and takes a seat at the bar*

5o 5cratch, how i5 it going 5o far? The bar bu5ine55 I mean.

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:41 am

Death walks in holding on to his scythe. He starts to ask Doc Scratch if he has tea here, and if he could buy some sugar since neither Pickle Inspector or Satan has any.

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(ATTN: administration/coders, multiquoting is broken, had to do this manually)

RaenSpirit wrote:: *Fin walks in and takes a seat at the bar*

5o 5cratch, how i5 it going 5o far? The bar bu5ine55 I mean.

Truthfully, not as well as it logically ought to. Best to give it a little more time for word to spread, I think. It's easy to overestimate the spread of information among the non-omniscient.

Sandstriker wrote:: Death walks in holding on to his scythe. He starts to ask Doc Scratch if he has tea here, and if he could buy some sugar since neither Pickle Inspector or Satan has any.

Oh, Death. Long time no see. And coming from me, that says something.

We have a surplus of both, on account of Lady Shiplish's... unique tastes. Let me go to the backroom and see if I can acquire some from her. It might take a bit, though.
((*timeskip*))
Well, that went better than expected. Here you go!

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:33 pm

Death graciously accepts the sugar and tea. He pulls out some cash from his cloak and puts it on the table. He waves goodbye and walks out the door.

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Do come back soon!

(I understand being polite like that is considered standard operating procedure at a good bar.)

Guest

Well I hope word 5pread5 and you get more vi5itor5. It 5eem5 awfully lonely in here.

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RaenSpirit wrote:: Well I hope word 5pread5 and you get more vi5itor5. It 5eem5 awfully lonely in here.

In retrospect, I think I could have advertised more heavily. Perhaps I should get on that.

Guest

And then Kanaya walks in and sits at the bar. Speak of the devil.

Hello

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Ah, Ms. Maryam. It's been subjective sweeps. What can I get you?

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Just A Cup Of Tea Would Be Fine Thank You

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:46 am

:33 < HEY SCRATCH!

*notices kanaya*

:// < KANAYA

Guest

Kanaya looks over at Lady Shiplish and sighs.

I Highly Doubt That My Presence Here Will Cause You Any Great Amount Of Grief Particularly If I Choose Not To Interfere In Your Business As I Am Doing Now

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:07 pm

*Sollux stands outside the establishment, looking at the sign.*

wow, that ii2 a 2hiity pun. and from the 2ound of iit, ii thiink ii know who run2 iit. great.

*He enters the bar and looks around, seeing a familiar face. And another familiar face, the he doesn't really like. Make that more than two. He walks over to Kanaya.*

2up kn? iit'2 been an whiile, ha2n't iit? oh, and hey 2hiiplii2h.

*His greeting to LS is a bit dry and forced.*

Guest

Hello Sollux
I Have Been Doing Rather Well Apart From The Usual Inexplicable Scorn Received From Shiplish