The Excellent Toast

((I just want to say that I love this choice. You can either do it the hard way, the easy but costly way or the probably incomplete way))

((Three choices but none of them are without downside))

<Any soul will do?>

-{--- < ok sure take 'is soul 3<

((working on the assumption the devil will only take sollux's soul if sollux says he can))

((EDIT: my 1111st post is telling the devil to steal sollux's soul

i approve))

<No.>

<We're not handing over Sollux's soul until I'm certain there's no better option.>

-{--- < why no'? 'o needs dis four 'orned freak? 3<

-{--- < if i am gonna take over dis crew i wan' me full crew in 3<

<The 'four-horned freak' is a psionic. He can be useful. And Deuce will not be happy with you if he finds out that you gave his kid to the devil when there are still other possibilities.>

-{--- < fine! 3<

*reaches over the counter and grabs a bottle of liquid licorice*

-{--- < anyone mind if i take a swig? 3<

*starts swigging*

<But it's not the only soul you'll accept?>

*pulls a face and pulls out a small jar of ink, he pours in a small amount and swirls the bottle again, his thumb over the neck*

*he swigs again and nods appreciatively*

-{--- < ok so troll only 3<

*looks at droog*

-{--- < wha' is a troll an' are there any we do no' like very much? 3<

<Trolls are the gray aliens with the orange horns.>

<We could always hand over Eridan. He's incapable of dressing himself without looking like a complete moron, he's Ace Dick's kid, and I believe he looted the hideout before it was destroyed.>

*Sollux ftfo at the thought of them trading his soul for his dad then snickers when Eridan is mentioned*

*MP chooses the perfectly wrong time to stumble over into the middle of their conversation. When she sees that they are seemingly talking about something serious, she freezes.*

-{--- < ace dick's son? 3<

-{--- < yeah take 'is soul 3<

*is looking away from where paint showed up*

*does not notice her*

*Does notice Paint, but doesn't feel the need to point it out*

((Please tell me that they can't give away someone else soul without their consent))

((no they can not))

((at least that is the assumption i am working on))

((Good))

*Ms. Paint clears her throat*

c[ UM, terribly sorry to interruPt, I, just, you know what? I'M going to go sit over here and be quiet. ]

*notices ms paint*

-{--- < 'ey lookie 'ere! 3<

-{--- < you guys still got yer paint! 3<

c[ Oh yes! Hello Slick! ]