The Excellent Toast

((you had plenty of time to dramatic))

((...))

((still time to retcon))

((also typo in your sig, it says conveiience, not convenience))

((I would like that yes.))
((I was giving other people a chance to post. There's a lot of people here and I don't want to crash the conversation every five IC seconds. :I))
((Poor Paedma didn't last very long so I'd like her last words to be slightly more memorable.))

((Also how'd that happen I had that in my sig from the very beginning))

((no she is an evil soul no one cares

we can finally leave this place and move the story on some



))

((fine, so sand's post never hapened, you are now the doomed soul, what will you do))

((also since when were you an undead monkey?))

((question is, since when did he accept his undead monkeytude))

((Shaula did you do that I'm going to kill you.))
((ANYWAY so assuming slicks post happened, and then OJ's, ignoring Sands...))

Paedma blinks a few times at NB's apparent apathy
By the flames <ô>f hell this place is w<ô>rse than Alternia...

She looks at her captors, disgust burning in her eyes, a last tear flows down her cheek. She sighs.

Well, it's <ô>ver. But kn<ô>w this; d<ô>wn there everlasting ag<ô>ny will be my part, but <ô>ne day y<ô>u will be there t<ô><ô>. And I will laugh as the flames crack y<ô>ur shells and burn y<ô>ur flesh untill the heat makes my eyes melt <ô>nce m<ô>re until we are healed s<ô> the cycle can repeat itself.

She smiles.

Wh<ô> kn<ô>ws, maybe I d<ô>n't even have t<ô> wait very l<ô>ng.

Her hand, which she has been trying to get free for some time, appears from under her shadowy bonds, allowing her to uncapthalogue a large pair of razor-sharp hedge shears next to her head. They fall down, cutting trough the dark ropes freeing one arm and she catches the weapon in her hand. She throws it with deadly precision at Clubs Deuce, so that one of the points is headed straight for his throat. Her eyes sparkle.


((Please note that (bs) move took at least a few seconds, so it's possible for CD to dodge it, or for someone to jump in the way(?), or to stop it with shadow magic, or maybe with devil powers. Or he can die, that's also an option. Also Paedma is not attempting to escape.))
((How's that for drama?))

((Slick helped))

*knocks the knife out of the way with a shadow tendril*

((ok no i am not happy

you cannot ducking cut through devil grip and shadow tendrils with garden shears, but seeming as though shau has reacted like that i will allow it))

*pulls out ace of spades and thwaks the troll over the head with his horsehitcher, all without showing expression on his face*

*crouches down to her level*

-{--- < messing wid me crew is a bad fuckin' idea, 'specially when da member you are messin' wid only jus' go' back ta life 3<

*stands up and looks at the devil*

-{--- < ye wanna ge' rid o' 'er 'fore she tries ta kill anoder one o' us? 3<

The devil gives a grunt and grabs the trolls arm tighter, then the aforementioned stuff happens.

Sheesh, she seemed hateful...

But Back to Pickle, seriously, what did you do to him?

((all in favor of letting the pumpkin react to having a ducking knife thrown at his head?))

((also, just realised, Slick, why isn't Scout in your sig?))

((*fixes own sig too*))

Shaula wrote:

((all in favor of letting the pumpkin react to having a ducking knife thrown at his head?))

((also, just realised, Slick, why isn't Scout in your sig?))

((*fixes own sig too*))

(( I am really not wanting a retcon just so he can duck.))

((never said retcon, just... he's been sitting there doing nothing for a while.))

((yeah i say pause till pumpkin gets here

chances are it will happen when i log off, and shau signed off at some point between m leaving and returning so yeah, probably pause till then))

((Sorry slick but))

Me wrote:

((Also, quick question, how resistant are those shadow rope things?))

((I did ask this with a reason :I ))
((It won't happen again.))

((Anyway one last Paedma post, between Spades' hit and the flame pillar thing. [I'm making such a mess out of this thread maybe I should go straight this out afterwards -.- ]))

Paedma looks really disappointed.
Then Slick whacks her and she gives a short yelp. Her head is bleeding.

SS wrote:

-{--- < messing wid me crew is a bad duckin' idea, 'specially when da member you are messin' wid only jus' go' back ta life 3<

*stands up and looks at the devil*

-{--- < ye wanna ge' rid o' 'er 'fore she tries ta kill anoder one o' us? 3<

The Devil wrote:

The devil gives a grunt and grabs the trolls arm tighter

Paedma looks up.

Y<ô> still think y<ô>u can threathen me?
I already l<ô>st.

The Devil wrote:

then the aforementioned stuff happens.

For a moment, she looks like a regular girl; sad, alone and with a never-ending inferno awaiting her. Fear flashes in her eyes, and then she's gone.


((RIP Goodbye Paedme Nucife, may GPI have mercy on her soul.))

((ok so this happened whilst devil's stuff was happening so the pause still stands

i will pm pumkin today just to remind him, unless anyone is against that))

*Stares at the spot where the troll girl once was with a shocked expression.*

c ... 3<

c I don't feel like getting ice-cream anymore... 3<

*bends down and puts his hand on deuces shoulder*

-{--- < 'ey now she was an evil soul 3<

-{--- < ya know she didn' mean any o' da' 'secon' chance' bull 3<

-{--- < she's jus' annoye' we stoppe' 'er 'fore she could do any wrong 3<

-{--- < we pro'ec'd our ci'y! 3<

-{--- < now if da' don' call fer ice cream ta celebra'e i don' know wha' will 3<

((yes He Who Faints Doo Damn Much is still heartless, he just knows that deuce is useless when he is upset, better to keep him happy and bomb happy then sad))

*Thinks for a second.*

c ...Okay! 3<

*Is back to his usual happy expression.*

-{--- < ok goog le's go 3<

*heads off to the ice cream parlor*

((quick someone make an icecream parlour and take over an npc there! xD))

((Hey, are you just going to ignore NB?))

*NB blocks your way*

You haveN't aNswered me yet

((That was the plan, yes))

< Slick, I don't think she'll leave us alone until we answer her. What did you do? >

*looks at nb dangerously then relaxes when a wise ass bitch speaks*

-{--- < i 'i' 'im wid shadow magic, i was a li''le distrac'ed by da bulle's in me body so i 'ad no con'rol o'er wha' i' would do 3<

((By the way, were you serious about the NPC icecream parlour?))

((Because I could do that))

((Do you want it to be its own thread or should it be inside another thread?))

Oh, uh, well, it seems to have put him to sleep.

Do you kNow aNy way to reverse that?