The Purrfect Pet Store

H8Y!!!

Vriska struggles to get out of the snow mound.

The Lady sighs again in frustration and flicks Vriska on the nose. Repeatedly.

OverlordJ wrote:

((That said, are there things in the backroom that Die and Crowbar could weaponize?))

((Like a fire extinguisher or something?))

((Havoc?))

((Oh my bad. Not really. There's a couple cat brushes, but that's it))

The flicks only enraged Vriska more.

Do you KNOW who I 8M???????? Who I'm CONN8CTED TO???????? I could h8ve you thrown into p8ts m8les deep!!!!!!!!

((*halfhearted "vriska no" noises*))

*Crowbar looks around if there is anything to lay an ambush, like crates to hide behind*

*He also searches for things that can be used to slow or confuse people*

*Maybe some small objects that can be littered on the floor to give someone trouble walking across them*

((Plenty of crates and piles of kitty litter to hide behind, plenty of dog bones, cat toys, etc. that can be thrown, and you could always empty a bag of cat litter onto the floor))

The Lady grins suddenly. She begins pulling on Vriska's ears

You remind me even more of the hero! You bark so much more than you bite

*Steps between Vriska and Fortuona*

all right all right break it up already
as entertainin wwatchin you twwo fight wwould be the idea is a lot less invvitin wwhen im in the same room

The Lady snorts and pushes Eridan out of the way, then starts poking Vriska in the forehead

I've learned that the only way to deal with heroes is to break them. Repeatedly if necessary

*shadows move in an interested manner*

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*die grabs a bone and holds it threateningly, he fails to look threatening*

*Crowbar silently moves around some crates*

*He litters the floor around the door with small toys and litter*

*He pokes many small holes in a second bag*

*He gives Die a sign to hide behind the crates*

*He hides behind some crates as well and readies himself to throw the bag of litter*

*His crowbar is close to him, so that he can grab it quickly*

*He looks to Die to see if he is ready*

Vriska snarls, and attempts to make Fortuona fall asleep. She shoves angrily past the voices swirling around inside Fortuona's head.

((Would Vriska digging around tell her that Ice 8itch is one of the spirits Eridan needs?))

*die stumbles behind a crate, his hat sticking up over the top in plain view*

*he looks to crowbar and nods*

*Crowbar nods and clears his voice*

Oi!

The Lady flinches, feeling the intrusion

The Lady turns around and glares at Crowbar

((Ya know, BB, I have no fucking idea. I don't think so, considering Vriska could never read their minds, but yeah, ur guess is as good as mine))

With Fortuona distracted, Vriska pushes even harder with her mind.

Eridan spins around and aims his rifle at the intruders. doorway the sound came from.

((I though we were in a back room or somthing?))

((I assume if you made a noise we know where you are))

The Lady winces, bringing her hand to her head

The Lady turns and looks at Vriska, a look of wonder on her face

Are... are YOU doing this to me?

((Well, if I am in a different room aiming at me sounds weird to me but IDK))

*Crowbar looks a bit confused*

Oi! Anyone home?

(Dang i7)

*Crowbar scuttles towards the door, carefully dragging the prepared bag in one hand while holding his crowbar in the other*

*He opens the door just a bit, takes a quick look through the room and flings the bag toward the womans head*

*A bit of litter is falling out of the bag as it flies*

((If the bag hits something like it currently is, it should burst into a rain of litter, hopefully confusing and/or temporally hindering the womans sight, if it hits her head.))

((Sorry my bad. Changed it to aiming at the doorway.))

Eridans attention quickly shifts to the flying bag as he tries to identify the object and decide if it's going to explode and/or if he should shoot it.
Thankfully for the store's structural integrity, he decides this is not the case.