The Purrfect Pet Store

((Fixed :D I didn't see le post))

Death says he will just be leaving and absconds.

(( Yes, you wear shoes ))
*Matchsticks crashes into his Library*
(( Battle continue in ma library ))

((I thought shoes were optional.))

(to Shiplish)<Do you know what that was about?>

Shaula wrote:

((And the battle will most likely NOT be continuing in here, unless someone ELSE thinks it's a good idea to chase after the guy that can apparently do a bunch of weird shit like catching bullets now.))

((Pretty sure Eridan would go after him if they weren't trying to ally with the Felt.))

*Eridan's horn is SLOWLY regenerating. His eyes seem blacker than ever and he's trembling from restrained anger.*

((Pretty sure DD would too. But, as you said, the alliance is more important.))

*DD is not looking particularly angry, but he's making a mental note to kill Matchsticks if/when the truce ends. Also, get a new cuestick.*

*frowns furriously*

:33 < ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR FROM MY SUBORDINATE! I APOLOGIZE, GUYS! I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT CAME FROM. HE'S ALWAYS B33N UNRELIABLE, BUT THIS...

*smiles*

:33< NEFURMIND THAT! WHAT'S IMPURRTANT IS THAT WE GET THIS ALLIANCE MOVING! I'LL TALK TO MY CREW (excluding matchsticks) AND S33 WHAT THEY THINK!

*vanishes*

<Well, now that that's over...>

<Let's go.> *walks out, heading for the hideout*

*Follows.*

later nep

*exits*

*appears*

*takes out AK and fills the entire shop full of holes, and then proceeds to laserface the shit out of it*

*disappears*

*A shockwave from a nearby explosion passes through, the dust cloud filled with 2's and card suits. After this it begins to rain 2's and card suits, which glitch through any solid object and continue falling.*

*suddenly a radio, that was not there before,is not plugged in, and can not be turned off*

*it lets out a burst of static before it settles onto a certain radio station*

*a calm voice rolls out across the room saying A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale.


Hello listeners. *

((The pet shop has also not been repaired yet))

((so? the radio is still there))

*enters shop with NB*
okay Ms. NB lets wait here for Nepeta, also I am going to attempt contacting a horrorterror named Yggsogth to inform him of the encoUnter that happened in the shop.
*Proceeds to try to contact Yggsogth*

Well alright but could someoNe please fiNally fill me iN oN what happeNed iN this towN while I was goNe?

A voice inside of Calliope's head:

*To Yggsogth*
i woUld like to report to yoU that i think Nepeta may be operating with Slick B, another one of Yggsadril's contacts, and i have reason to sUspect that they may accelerate their plot. there is also the small possibility that they know aboUt oUr deal.

((Are you talking out loud?))

Inside Calliopes Head again:

((you'll never guess our plans! NEVER MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!))

(( ))

(Talking in my head to you)
it coUld even the playing field, bUt for now bring in yoUr other contacts. bUt have them stay qUiet, and if possible send me a list of them please.

(To YGgsogth)i think i hear Nepeta coming in now, so im ending the conversation.
*Turns to the NB*
so how are yoU feeling now, if yoU are still confUsed ask me a qUestion, and ill try to answer it.

Well, you already said that you doN't kNow why the towN is beiNg repaired aNd I assume you doN't kNow what's goiNg oN with Pickle either, right?

IN that case I am afraid I doN't have aNy questioN you could aNswer.

Except, mayBe, where do you come from? I doN't thiNk I've ever seeN someoNe like you Before.