Pickle Inspector's Convenience Store

Death offers to buy it with his stuff to speed the process up, and because of all the money that is pretty much useless to him.

Okay, I think I found some stuff.

*dumps the content of his arms onto the desk*

I found a glass of honey, a bag full of lIttle graPe sugar candIes, a box of stevIa tabs, some acesulfame PotasIum and two tIny Packets of brown sugar...

Take whatever you lIke...

Oh, you want a ball of yarn? I have two colours, PInk and whIte, though they are both a bIt dusty already...

Death ponders how he doesn't have any sugar lumps or sugar dice, he says that he will just see if he can borrow some sugar from Satan.

I am awefully sorry, I'll make sure to get some sugar cubes next tIme I stock the store

Death thanks him and buys the two yarn balls along with the tea, he gives the yarn to Lady Shiplish.

:33 < SQUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*squees while running out of the shop*

Death waves goodbye to Pickle Inspector and walks out the door, vanishing.

*Pickle Inspector waves back and then falls into a chair exhausted*

*Cans comes in by breaking down the wall next to the door*1 HEARD YOU 5OLD TH1NG5 HERE GOT ANY KOOL AID?

OH MY!

Uh, oh, uh, Kool AId? Let me check...

I got some sherbet Powder, would you lIke that?

1T'LL DO...FOR NOW HOW MUCH?

Uh, It costs... money?

Actually, usually PeoPle just give me some money, I never thought about prIcIng thIs stuff...

*Eridan walks in, wondering where Lady shiplish went.*

eh
hello inspector

Oh, hey kIddo. Hmm, you look a lIttle bIt dIfferent...

EItherway, what do you want to buy?

Well, I do have a couPle

AnythIng sPecIfIc you're lookIng for?

*walks in and goes straight to the candy aisle*

< yo pickle you got and licorice scotty dogs here? i can not see them 3<

That's because I have sorted the candy by taste.

You are In the sweet aIsle, your dogs Is over here wIth the other lIcorIce.

hey slick i wwas first
*turns back to PI*
id prefer an empty one but anything melee that isnt extremely stupid wwill do

I don't have any emPty ones and, well, I'm not sure what does and what doesn't count as stuPId...

I got stuff lIke...
PaPerkInd and...
PuPPetkInd and...
FancysantakInd?

I thInk those are melee but If you don't lIke them I'll look for somethIng else

< oh yeah i see them 3<

< might as well get sweets for he rest of the crew as well 3<

*takes a bag each and waits behind eridan*

Let's see...
PlungerkInd or sPoonkInd PerhaPs?
Uh, how about lamPkInd? MoPkInd?
BowlgPInkInd? Hmm, I thInk that's for bowlIngPIns...

Was any of that of Interesst for you or should I keeP searchIng?

< spoonkind can be pretty badass, buy that one 3<