Somewhere in the Great Wasteland...

The member 'royalPawn' has done the following action : Dices roll

'D20' : 3

((Welp!))


After searching trough a dozen or so trap-riddled puzzle rooms it begins to dawn on you that maybe this temple wasn't exactly build to serve as a giant storage room. Unless whatever lies at the core is really, really rare and tasty. But you can feel the effects off the protective spell are slowly starting to fade and although it's possible it will last for hours longer you'd rather not take the risk.
You begin to head back, carefully avoiding any pressure plates you stepped on earlier.
You decide to drink the other two cans of TAB as well because frankly that hoard is so laughable it's probably better to not bring anything at all.
And also because you're still thirsty.

You point out that looking up isn't easy for you, so it's not like he could have looked at the clouds all that much.

You decide to tell Parson about the wet thing the weirdo thought he noticed. You grab the pawn, holding him upside down, just to cause additional discomfort on him. You then head back to the temple.

you contemplate hitting the rook but the blood rushing to your head dissuades you

You get back to the lotus room and look around. Looks like noone is here at the moment.

You...do hope they didn't just leave you behind.

You reach the bottom of the stairs and start to climb up. You shout that you caught the weirdo.

You shout back that that is good news, probably. You ask how damaged the weirdo is and if he is at least still breathing.

You say that you are fairly sure that the weirdo isn't going to die from anything you've done to them so far. You've beaten them a little but they were able to complain AFTER you stopped hitting them, so they should be okay for now.

You shout that you would prefer it if your ride wasn't as bumpy

You sit by where RP went in, idly thinking through your spells.

You reach the top of the stairs. You ask what you should do with the weirdo for now.

You suggest letting the weirdo down

You tell the weirdo that in his interest you hope he was making a joke and you tell him it was a fairly shitty joke.

(( is the rook talking to the parson? ))

((Hey I'm the only weirdo here xP))

You ask which answer will end with you on the floor safe

OverlordJ wrote:

You reach the top of the stairs. You ask what you should do with the weirdo for now.

(( I was talking about if he was asking the parson about this. ))

((Well if he's talking to me as well, it'd probably be your decision that he'd follow.))

You point out it's entirely possible neither answer will, but it's probably safer to go with the joking one.

((He asked in general, noone specific))

You say that the answer of someone trust worthy telling you to put the weirdo down would do that and that he should be quiet so he can hear if someone has a serious answer.

You start brushing sand out of your robes onto the rooks feet

WHile waiting, you decide that RP has taken long enough to come back, and waste a spell to create food. You eat it quickly and return to the entrance to see the Roughneck. You mention that you could tie HP up so he couldn't run away. Though only if they had some rope around here.

You say that might word and ask the Pawn if he has some rope. You also tell Parson that the weirdo said something about smelling something wet or something. You shake the weirdo a little and tell them to tell RP what they told you.

You say you smelled something wet, like water, but now all you can smell is the rooks stench

You admit that you might smell a little like dead pawns. You'd glare at the weirdo, except you can't turn your head that much and you are NOT going to lift him up in front of your face, just so he can spit in it or something like that.

((sand, I already came back, though without food.))

Your expression hardens at the 'dead pawns' comment and you remember while you don't like the Half-Breed, you like the Rook a great deal less.

You keep your voice as neutral as possible and tell the Rougneck to put the weirdo down. If they try to run, you can shoot them in the leg.

You consider what the Pawn said and shrug. You throw the Weirdo so that he'll land close to the Pawn and tell the Pawn that if the Weirdo escapes, you'll do everything you had planned to do to the weirdo to the Pawn instead.