Marina Ampora

< why do i need a computer? 3<

*looks at bundle of papers*

< are you referring to these deeds of ownership i have? 3<

< because last i checked all deeds had to be hard paper copies with electronic replications being used to check against the real thing 3<

"i...suppose i'll have to agree on that since You wrote the laws here."
"Wait, if You 'own' the whole town, why would You need those papers?"

< because i still need to show proof of ownership because of the laws i made 3<

< and i may own this city but the mayor, as useless as he is, runs it 3<

"Really?"
"i-i always asumed He was sort of Your puppet."

< heh 3<

< yeah but he does not like it, remember when he passed the whole voting i the next mayor? 3<

< not my idea 3<

< he railroads me and puts red tape in my way as much as possible but in the end i win out 3<

"Except He's playing with His cans right now while You got soaked getting a piece of paper."
"...Do You need dry clothes?"
"We have some spares around."

((I think I'm gonna make a Garry sprite tomorrow.))

((heh go for it))

< nah no worries, this suit self cleans and dries 3<

< anyway i might as well get to making my farm 3<

< bye 3<

*gets up and walks away*

((Aaand my Garry sucked. How do I grey hair.))

((...I'll try again later.))

*appears*

*creates giant shadow kraken that proceeds to tear up the marina*

*disappears*

Garry flips his shit for a moment, then draws a flamethrower and tries to call Eridan.
(Not with the flamethrower that would be silly.)
(Yes with the flamethrower duh.)

((Oh for a second I thought it was a Problem Sleuth phone that glitched into a flamethrower, which would've actually been relatively normal.))

((Actually I vote we just say it's exactly that.))

*zap*

Hm, seems I'm too late to borrow a boat.

*Doc massively enlarges a nearby wooden splinter with his FG powers, then attempts to spear the kraken with it.*

*the kraken dissipates when the spear hits it*

*the rest of the marina crumbles into dust*

Thank me later. I have somewhere to be.

*Doc takes the splinter, manipulates it and breaks it into a suitable raft, and, by manipulating the size of the river, begins to sail downstream*

*Garry floats around in the water*


*Eridan arrives*

((ok i am only looking here because i imagine original slick would be able to see the kraken and stuff from here, would he see doc leaving and if he did where is doc headed?))

((While trying to look for someone who could save Lady Shiplish, Doc noticed a mysteriously voided-out spot south of town, and is investigating. I imagine you'd be able to see him from next door, yeah.))

((ah ok, would slick see him because he has interests in that place))

((Judging by the forum thread, you've already been there. Or do you mean sees Doc leaving? I haven't payed too close attention to the farm, so that one's up to you.))

((ok i will see a boat moving up river but i will not see who it is))

*Eridan and Garry have a heated discussion about what the actual fuck happened*

((Which I won't write 'cause nothing new would be said, there's nobody else around and I'm lazy.))

*A shockwave from a nearby explosion passes through, the dust cloud filled with 2's and card suits. After this it begins to rain 2's and card suits, which glitch through any solid object and continue falling.*

*Eridan surfaces after diving down to Violet*

oh great more fuckin cards

gar you try an start fixin some a this mess
i wwont be long

*He storms of in the direction of Slick's farm*

*Meanwhile, the marina is covered in people. Workers are rebuilding the docks and a team of divers, assisted by a massive crane, are getting the ships out of the water. They started with Violet, who is now dangling above the oasis. Garry oversees it all.*

((We have a crane? We have people in the town??? WE HAVE DIVERS???))