NightNight Crew Hideout Thread 1

I think this was the first step.

Yes!

Wow hearts how did you see through my cipher?

*takes card out of pocket and stabs knife through piece of paper to stop it being lost*

I'm just that good slick...

But as you were saying...

Let me have a look.  Let's see... Eggs and Biscuits refers to 12:13, the time at which the plan says to break into AD's office by... Okay this is more complicated than the design of my harlequin hat.  We paint me white, and then we have to find a portal into "imagination land", because apparently all 3 of the targets' windows connect to there.  I go in and go to Ace Dick's window.  According to our intel "if his imagination was a face he'd punch it", so if he saw me and though it was his imagination, he'd jump in after me.  We can use that to kidnap him.  Once we dispose of AD I go into his office and pose as him.  I tell the other 2 that there's a big threat in imagination land and we have to fight it.  Then they'd all build forts and get in them while drunk to go to imagination land, which even I think is ridiculous.  Then I unlock the door for you guys to come in, and we can just take them out while they're in their forts.  That's the whole plan.

Either that or I'm seeing things on this paper because I haven't taken my medication.

That's too simple, you must have left out some steps.

*Watches silently, hoping Deuce just made that up and doesn't actually have superior code-cracking skills*

Zorc wrote:

That's too simple, you must have left out some steps.

Well there was a part about actually MAKING a threat in imagination land for them to fight, but I thought that was completely unnecessary.

Nono he's right he's just missing this bit here.

*points at random squiggle*

Thats me taking AD and using him as bait in case they see through his disguise.

An he also missed all this TNT.

Which is odd........

Wait a minute........

*looks suspiciously as pumpkin helmet*

How do we know that's CD under there?

Guys, guys!

You all forgot about the shadow nectar!

*Face palms*

How could they forget about the shadow nectar?

I just thought all the explosiony parts went without saying.

And no I'm not taking off this pumpkin helmet. It's stuck and removing it would hurt a lot.

That is because I already have that sorted.

The wasps have been collecting for a while now.

Those idiot Sleuthfalls keep getting papercuts

*Wipes sweat off brow*

Whew!

...

Well, I guess we wont start our plan for a while...

Looks like we'll have to wait until Sleuthfalls nightfall

Yes true.

Ok you all know your jobs.

CD: find some paint

HB: keep an eye on the waps.

DD: I dunno you never really seem to do much planning.

Let's go.

*goes up ladder and pushes on manhole*

Um guys?

Which one of you lunder heads parked the van?

Wait, how did whoever parked the van get in here if they parked it over the only exit?

Surely it must have involved shimmeying...

So that means it couldn't have been me

Deuce?

*he says threateningly*

((if it was dd then Shaula has signed off for the night so won't be much help.))

*Stares at deuce*

*in a fashion similarly threarteninglty to Slick*

I don't even know how this situation is physically possible so it couldn't be me!

Wait...

Maybe one of the Felt did it as a prank?  Oh god I hope this has nothing to do with their weird idea of romance.

Anyway I can get us out through the obvious method, any parts of the base you're not particularly fond of?

I swear, if this was their weird way of telling us that they star heart horseshoe us, if will bit their heads off!

You can bite the heads off of their knife riddled corpses hearts.

*Looks at Deuce*

...

Well, anything to add Deuce?

We have more important things to think about than how we're going to brutally murder the Felt, like what part of the base to blow up so we can get out of here.

Ooh! I call not my room!

Damn, there goes my idea.

And we can't blow up my room either, that's where most of the explosives are kept.  We don't want to destroy half the city.

Plus I love those bombs.

Hey, droog, if we can't blow up your room, just tell us...

Go on...

We wont be mad...