NightNight Crew Hideout Thread 1

but the truce ii2 2tiill a thiing, riight? liike wiith the felt?

*Sollux does seem concerned. He is concerned for Nepeta.*

c Yeah, that didn't stop being a thing or anything. 3<

*Eridan walks in holding his phone. The Pesterchum app is open.*

fuck howw am i supposed to read this

*SOllux whips around to see Eridan, eye-less. He is very disgusted, and it shows*

ed, how the fuck diid that happen? and how are you not runniing iinto walls?

((Well not really eyeless just pitch black. And also smoking.))

wwhat really sol howw did you not notice that earlier
slick messed up my nightnightenin and i can feel wwith the shadoww stuff obvviously

noww wwheres kar i need him to read this for me

*finally finds relatively deadly cuestick, which was naturally in the very last place anyone would look, and adds it to the deck of cards*

you dont care
*grabs a card lying around and holds it close to Sollux's face*
howw about i stab your fuckin eyes out wwould you care then
wwould be a shame if you couldnt see your precious computer screen wwouldnt it
*throws the card away and walks into his room*
*the knife hits the wall with a dry thud*

*Sollux has nothing to say on this matter. He just shrugs.*

((Quick question, and I promise I haven't read anything in here, but where is efurryone???))

((Well, Sollux had the last post and I'm not just going to keep saying *sits around waiting for something to happen*, so it's up to Finface or Deuce to do something. Or Silck, once he gets back.))

((Eridan went into his room and may or may not have teleported away.))

< wait what 3<

< i go to sleep for one second and SOMEONE just threw a knife into the wall 3<


< WHO AM I GOING TO KILL BECAUSE OF THAT 3<

((ok assuming no time has passed since eridan throwing the knife))

*walks out of kitchen, glancing at the holes left by many other knives in the wall, arranged into the words FUCK EVERYONE*

<We don't complain when you express yourself by stabbing the wall... or other Crewmembers... you don't get to kill anyone for one thrown knife.>

< but the knife thing is my thing 3<

*sulks slightly*

< anyway what did i miss? 3<

<You left before Matchsticks showed up, I believe.>

<Well, Matchsticks might not be too happy about the truce. He started throwing fire everywhere, burned my best cuestick, then ran off.>

<It was... strange.>

((Pretty much everyone agreed that what happened was bullshit, by the way, Slick. Canon enough to ruin my cuestick, but bullshit. Mostly because Matchsticks suddenly developed the powers of Hyper Beam and bullet catching.))

I'D FUCKING LIKE THAT AS WELL!
FOR THE RECORDS I WAS ALWAYS HERE, SIMPLY SINCE I'M AN IDIOT I DIDN'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP LATELY SO I JUST FUKING DOZED OFF IN A CORNER. UGH. AND I WOKE UP TO SEE A CERTAIN IDIOT THREATENING TO KILL YOU FOR SOME STUPID REASON ! SO YEAH BEFORE I GET TO GO AND KICK SOMEONE IN THE NOOK BULGE I'D APPRECIATE A SHORT RECAP!

((I'm back guys! Sorry but some stuff kept me kinda busy the last days, I hope it's okay.))

<Since we got the Felt and the sleuths to agree to a temporary truce, nothing much has been happening. We're just waiting for Caliborn to arrive so we can fight him.>

<Oh, and Slick's decided to get rid of the deal to kill Shiplish now that he thinks he can get away with it. Not that he's actually done anything other than talk about it at this point.>

<He's also mentioned offering you two shadow magic.>

((why yes, he is pretty much just talking to Slick at this point. There'd be a HINT HINT in there somewhere, but Diamonds Droog is too classy for HINT HINT.))

< well 3<

< i am sorry that the elders only appear to make deals in dreams so i have had to sleep in order to reach them 3<

< i met a weak messenger and offered it a trinket to send a message to Yggdrasl 3<

< i have yet to hear back from her 3<

<So now we wait.>

*sits down with a newspaper and obligatory shadow-magic-lit cigarette*

< ok that is probably a good idea 3<

< what about you karkat? 3<

*black ink like liquid begins dripping from slick's lips and eyes, he does not seem to notice it*

<Slick, is that supposed to happen?>