Nightfelt Mansion

Don't worry about that, I hav3 cooki3s in my ov3n :D
I have to search them tough
*Sets timer to 5 minutes and enters the oven*

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I was just h0ping that s0me0ne c0uld sneak in whi1e they were stabbing him.

N-n0 hard feelings.

*Leaves oven*
W311, that was fast3r than I 3xp3ct3d, but I HAV3 COOKI3S!!
*Rises with his hands a bowl of cookies*
Th3y usua11y appe3ar insid3 th3 toy13t, most1y b3for3 I hav3 to us3 it, but what3v3r  
Want som3?
*Pokes Sawbuck in the face with bowl*

Uh...

Hey! L00k at the time, I have t0 g0.
*Runs into another room*

H3y!
What's up with him?
It s33ms tha h3 is all3rgic to cooki3s :/
Soooooooooo, anyon3 wants som3?

~Yes please Biscuits, Nothing like a good cookie~
*Nibbles a cookie, assumes bamboozled look on face*
~BY GOD THESE ARE DELICIOUS!!!~
*wolfs down a cookie*
~Sawbuck!~
~Get Back in here!~
*omnomnom*
~These cookies are delicious!~

Matchstick. Check what those cookies are made of. Please. I don't want to have to care for your sorry ass when you get sick.

I discover3d th3m 1ast w33k and I start3d co11ecting th3m sinc3 th3n
First I thought that th3y w3r3 shit, sinc3 they sm3113d funny, but th3n I thought:
"How cou1d possib1y som3one tak3 a crap in the toy13t?, If I want to tak3 a crap, I must us3 th3 CRAP BUCK3T, not th3 TOY13T"
And th3n I r3alized that th3y were funny-smelled cookies
I have more in the oven if you like them Machstick :D

~*Dont worry Stich, Its not the actual cookies, I swap them with the Chalk Cookies I keep in my pockets.*~
*Grabs another cookie and throws it away behind him whilst taking a CC from his pocket*
~Seriously Stich, you gotta try one of these.~

H3y what's going on h3re?!
You didn't lik3 my cooki3s?
I AM GONNA MAK3 YOU LOV3 MY COOKI3S!!
*Grabs some cookies and puts them in Matchstcks' mouth, making him eat them*
*Lifts oven*
 Biscuits: STRIFE

Matchsticks: Aggrivate
Matchsticks tell Biscuits that he has a tongue mutation that is similar to eyelids, allowing him to be immune to the cookies!
Biscuits obtains Pissed of status! Attack increased by 60% Accuracy lowered by 90%!

Matchsticks: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - SICK FIRES!
Matchsticks uses his powers of pyrotechnics to create a literal Fire Wall to defend yourself!

Biscuits: Aggrieve!
Biscuits uses his extreme resilience to charge through the Fire Wall, only to find that Matchsticks has traveled through it already!

Matchsticks: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - PYRO PACIFISM!
Matchsticks jumps out of one of the fires that stuck too Biscuits coat, before dimming down the fire to a nice warm hum, calming Biscuits down!

-----------FRIENDSHIP-----------

Biscuits: Eat a cookie to regain energy

 

*Matchsticks giggles uncontrollably*

M3dic! I requir3 assistanc3!
*Faints*

Poor Biscuits, he meant well.
hey Stich, I think you gotta handle this.

*Pokes his head in the doorway*

The c00kies... didn't d0 that, did they?

~Yup!~
~They did all of it!~
~It was ALL the cookies fault!~
~Here, have a chalk.~
*passes Sawbuck a Chalk Cookie.
~These are better.~

Uh... They w0n't make me l00k like y0u, wi11 they? N0 0ffense!

But I just th0ught 0f s0mething. We can use th0se c00kies t0 temp0rarily disab1e the Midnight Crew whi1e we p1ant the b0mb! I ca11 n0t d0ing it!

~Don't worry man, the reason my skin is white is because of a Metamorphosis Mishap.~
~Trust me, the Chalk cookies are good man.~
~Also, I don't think anything other than the Leprechaun species can succses fully eat them, so I doubt the NightNight Crew would even compensate eating them.~

*Wakes up*
Dammmmit thos3 cooki3s w3r3 shit..... 1ITERA11Y!
THIS IS NOT FUNNY! WHO TH3 H3LL TOOK A CRAP IN MY TOY13T!!!
YOU CANNOT COM3 INSID3 MY OV3N AND CRAP IN MY SP3CIA1 SPOT TO P1AY WITH MY G.I JO3'S ACTION FIGUR3S................ 


shit I think I didn't hav3 to say that :/

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W-we11 whatever y0u d0, I am just g0ing t0 stay here where I can't get hurt.

~How dare they hurt the feels of our leader!~
~Sawbuck!~
~Get on the Job NOW!!~