Demimonde Semigoddess's Ice Cream Parlor

)(ey Vriska! Say, I noticed you werent the center of attention for once w)(en t)(at green kid attacked! W)(at gives?

*turns to tavros*

Tavros what the )(ell are you doing!

((Fef was tots there during the Caliborn attack, although she didn't partake and didn't see what happened, hence why she doesn't know his name))

((Awwwww, Tavros...))

Vriska seems to be about to give Feferi a snide reply, or perhaps draw a weapon, but instead she turns her attention to Tavros.

Heeeeeeeey, what's the 8ig pro8lem here, Toreadork? Did you get a pan-freeze?

W41T, GR33N K1D?

((Also, Havoc, you missed an oppuntunity. Hell==>shell))

((EDIT: Damn, that sass.))

I Doubt The Table Is Very Effective In Accomplishing This End Tavros

*Kanaya stares annoyedly. She is not impressed.*

*She turns back to Feferi.*

Feferi

To What "Green Kid" Are You Referring

((Shell isn't really a Feferi pun, more something for Meenah I'd say))

wHAT, nO,
uHH, i DON'T HAVE, aNY KIND OF FREEZE,
i SAID i WAS, uHH, sCRATCHING MY FACE,
whY wOULd i Be nERvous,,,,,,,,

((Ah, okay. I was just thinking fish/water pun.))

Exactly! There isn't even anything to 8e nervous a8out. And if you really are scratching your f8ce (which I don't 8elieve for a second), that ta8le can't be a very good scratcher. You should just let me do it!

((Oh god Vriska why

Also, what do I even do with "table"? It has the ay sound, and a b. T88le?))

((Fef only does the occasional fish pun. She likes nautical puns like sea instead of see, and sail instead of fail, etc.))

Wait, you guys dont know about t)(e green kid???

)(-E BL-EW UP LIK-E, A LOT OF T)(-E TOWN! IT WAS INCR-EDIBL-E!

((Shit, just say 8888 ))
((Yeah fish puns are generally overused with Feferi, in general she just likes to make allusions to the ocean rather than puns about it, like 'a whale of a time' or something))

i SAID, i WASN'T, uHH, nERVOUS,
wHY WOULD YOU EVEN, fOR A SECOND, tHINK, uHH, i WAS AFRAID, oF, lARGE GROUPS OF PEOPLE, iN ENCLOSED SPACES,
kINDA LIKE, cERTAIN fLARP CAMPAIGNS,
wHICH, i'M DEFINITELY, uHH, nOT AFRAID OF,

((Oh god Tavros no the feeeeels))

Vriska rolls her eyes.

You're still hung up on that? Ugh, if it 8others you that much, just go outside. I wanted a change of scenery anyw8y, and these losers will pro8a8ly just follow you out.

Terezi frowns.

1 W4S

OUT OF TOWN

CONDUCT1NG SOM3 3XTR3M3LY CONF1D3NT14L BUS1N3SS

4ND 1T 4PP34RS TH4T 1 H4V3 M1SS3D M4NY R3C3NT 3V3NTS

Oh, please. You were off doing your dum8 Legislacer8or thing and we all know it.

((I need a reason for Sollux to come back here >.>))

uHH, yEAH, oKAY,
i NEED SOME FRESH AIR, aNYWAY,
nEED TO, sTRETCH MY, uHH, mETAPHORICAL WINGS, yOU KNOW,

((tHE WINGS i WOULD HAVE, pROBABLY SPROUTED, iF MY SPINE HADN'T BEEN, iNJURED, ))

Tavros gets up and shuffles to the door.

*Kanaya fails to notice Tavros leaving, as Feferi's words jog her memory.  And by "jog her memory" I mean "completely restore a rather vivid picture of the events that had occurred in the past few weeks, as if through a deus ex machina induced by a shitty writer." She stares blankly into space, half terrified of the thought that have suddenly returned to her, half relieved that the void in her mind has been filled at last.*

Oh

Oh Dear

Yes

I Think I Rather Do Remember Now

I Believe I Remember All Too Well In Fact

*She shudders as everything comes back. So THAT was why seeing Nepeta again had been somewhat odd.*

I Apologize For My Initial Absence Of Understanding

You See For Whatever Reason I Had No Recollection Of Any Of These Events

But Your Words Somehow Managed To Remind Me

Of Course

There Is A Distinct Possibility That This Lack Of Recollection

Was Merely The Work Of A Rather Lackluster Writer With No Sense Of Continuity

*Kanaya cuts a death glare at the fourth wall.*

But Regardless Of The Cause

The Mental Block Has Been Lifted Now

I Honestly Have No Inkling Of How I Might Have Repressed Such A Rather

Erm

Significant

Incident In Recent History

*fef stares at kan for a sec, then shrugs*

I'm not sure I understand, but w)(atever!

Anyone seen Sollux?

((Speaking of Sollux, what is Fef and Sollux's relationship, Tekken? It's up to you))

((EDIT: Tekken and I talked on PC, and we worked out that SolFef is in fact a thing, but we're going to start out as just friends! Is that K with everyone, or does someone have a major issue with SolFef?))

((sorry for lateness . . . ended up reading Celtic history for most of the afternoon and evening . . . ))

*Karkat has been determinedly eating his icecream this entire time*
I WAS JUST AT THE ARCADE BEFORE COMING HERE. SOLLUX HAD SOME FUCKING PSYCHO VISITORS, BUT THEY CLEARED OUT AND SHIT STAYED CIVIL FOR A CHANGE.

((I don't ship it, but it's not like it's a NOTP or whatever, so 'sfine.))

((Considering Solvris was beginning to be a thing with our last Vriska, I don't think there would be any problems with a ship that was actually canon))

((Solfef works for me.))

((Also, was there a Vriska running around before the Manor was destroyed? The earliest I could find was her waking up in the rubble.))

((As far as I know Mindfang's been our only Vriska, but even Mindfang's been around waaay longer than me so I can't be sure))

((As one of the first members, I don't remember any Vriskas other than Mindfang.))

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((EDIT: Tekken and I talked on PC, and we worked out that SolFef is in fact a thing, but we're going to start out as just friends! Is that K with everyone, or does someone have a major issue with SolFef?))

((Eridan does ))
((But yeh I'm alright with it. As long as you guys are ok with Eridan whining about it. :P ))

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((But yeh I'm alright with it. As long as you guys are ok with Eridan whining about it. :P ))

((suck it up son. whining About it Ain't gonnA get you jAck shit. reAl men Don't bitch About this sort of thing.))

(())

((In all seriousness, though, I don't see any issue with it either.))

Well lets get )(im over )(ere!

*leaves*

((Ask and you s)(all receive, Tekken~))

((We didn't have a Vriska before Mindfang as far as I recall and I am pretty sure about that))

((Meta, does the "remembering" mean you've read about some of old Kanayas stuff?))

((Sort of. I had previously read about the plot to fake her death. Havoc reminded me in broad strokes about much of the rest of it on Skype last night. I'm planning on going in-depth and reading through the rest in the very near future.))

*enters with sol in tow*

Im back guys! and I broug)(t Sollux!

*glances be)(ind )(ere*

And Eridan too.