Afterlife-OPEN TO ALL

< DUDE WAIT! 3<

< I AM GOING TO TURN HIM BACK AS SOON AS I AM DONE WITH HIM 3<

*whispers*
<fuck 3<
*/whispers*

((well there is no much for me to do till uh comes back))

*busts in, eyes blazing*

*runs up and again spears spades through the chest, while freezing death at the same time*

:33 < SPADES!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THIS ONCE, AND ONLY ONCE! SO YOU BETTER LISTEN!

*deep breath*

:33 < I COULD PERMA KILL YOU RIGHT NOW SPADES. WE BOTH KNOW I HAVE THAT POWER! HOWEFUR, I WON'T! I N33D YOU, UNFORTUNATELY. BUT LET ME TELL YOU WHY I CAN'T DIE. IF I DIE, MY POWERS GO BACK TO CALIBORN! GUESS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN THEN??? CALIBORN WOULD BE EVEN MORE UNSTOPPABLE THAN BEFUR, AND THIS TIME, CALLIOPE AND I WOULDN'T BE THERE TO STOP HIM!!! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL THAT THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS!!!

*pulls claws out of his chest, whips around, and stalks out*

*death unfreezes*

((Time powers OP))

(( Death was just crying in his board game fort. there wasn't much reason to freeze him.))
Death pops an uno deck out of his fort to watch Shipplish.

*sighs*

< death i am leaving now, i hope you can forgive me for what i had to do 3<

*walks after shiplish*

< yo cat chick i will meet you back at the toast so you can tell me how i can get out of a deal with an elder 3<

Death replaces the cards.

*a sudden eldtritch voice sounds in death's mind*

< death in the name of the noble circles and the shadows in which they dwell i, Spades Slick, wielder of the dark arts call thee to my side 3<

((i am in the excellent toast and would like death to arrive there quickly))

Death runs back in, his cracked shadow flashing, a large explosion goes off from his shadow, engulfing and burning the flower. He's hoping GPI has another for him like last time.

*gets up*

< fucking bullshit shipl- 3<

*looks around*

< what the fuck happened here? 3<

< death are you ok? 3<

((and are you gonna change your avatar back?))

silckenSoul wrote:

*gets up*

< fucking bullshit shipl- 3<

*looks around*

< what the fuck happened here? 3<

< death are you ok? 3<

((and are you gonna change your avatar back?))

(( Oh yeah. ))
Death looks at the burning ash of his board games. He falls to his knees and slams his face into the non-existent ground.

< woah hey death calm down 3<

< i am sorry ok? 3<

< i can not help but think this is my fault 3<

*he says pointing at the explosion marks*

< anyway, look you can buy more over at pi's store right? 3<

Death mumbles something, his face still in the ground. It's something about his games being tied to a flower and PI not selling very many games, and when he does, they are usually quite horrendous even though he does own a selection of wonderful games.

*Enters through the door Death used.*

*Looks around.*

c Oh shit. 3<

*Looks at Death.*

c Oh SHIT. 3<

Death begs GPI to make him another flower for the afterlife to be hosted in.

< well you could always just ask pi to have his selection? 3<

< i am sure he would do some sort of sharing thing 3<

< it will be ok i am sure 3<

< OH wait! 3<

< i remembered why i wanted to show up anyway 3<

< do you have your shadow still? 3<

((So wait, did the shadow blaze stop after burning up the flower, or has it set GPI's hand on fire?))

(( Just burned the flower out. It went out afterwards.))
Death gives a horrid glare at Slick. No. His shadow just BLEW THE FUCK UP AND DESTROYED THE AFTERLIFE! YEAH THANKS FOR THAT SLICK! THANKS!

< wait 3<

< your shadow is gone 3<

*slick suddenly goes very, very pale, almost prospitian*

< never EVER leave the afterlife 3<

< trust me, your shadow is so much more than you think it is 3<

< trust me 3<

< and considering what happens to us mortals when we have shadow death 3<

*shudders*

< i hate to think what would happen to you if you leave without your shadow 3<

c Wait, I have an idea. 3<

*Gets out a card from deck, it appears to have some kind of instructions on it.*

c Are there any pieces of the flower remaining? Charred tips of petals, ashes, anything? 3<

< deuce what are you planning 3<

*is wary of what deuce normallly carries in his deck*

Death is really pissed off. He knows almost everything there is to know about shadows, he DOES have to send them SOMEWHERE. How dare he take over you using your shadow, full of souls that he was given from Hell, make him not be able to control yourself, and then make your shadow BLOW UP YOUR OFFICE and then he tells you that you can't LEAVE?!?!? He opens a non-existent door and puts his foot out, about to step on the outside floor.
(( There is literally nothing in this place. It was all burnt out besides the stem.))

c This is the instructions for the only shadow spell I know, the one that blows up shadows.  If I can do the spell in reverse, I may be able to restore Death's shadow.  Those games were like a part of him, so their ashes should be sufficient for restoring the piece of his soul contained within his shadow.  But to completely restore it I need a piece of the flower t- 3<

c And he stepped out.  Fuck. 3<

((The burned bit of the stem would've worked.))

< FUCK DEATH SHIT WE ARE NOT READY FOR HIM TO RISE YET BET BACK HERE! 3<

*runs after him*

c Slick, you won't be able to find him.  He used a temporary door, he could be anywhere. 3<

c ...Wait a minute, that door's still open! 3<

*Goes through after Slick.*

Death walks in with tons of fish food and supplies for his new cat. He sets everything up and leaves.

*Sollux appears in te afterlife, laying as he did when he was stabbed.*

ugh... god damn iit... fuckiing new 22, fuckiing 2tabbiing me...

*he just....lays there.*

now what?