Map of the Town

oh

*he says, crest fallen*

*nep wipes the tears from her eyes and shakes her head*

:33 < im fine

*turns to equius*

:33 < we n33d to catch up, but now is not the time

*turns back to crowbar*

:33 < was it you guys who went in my room?

*Equius nods and stands there, listening to the conversation.*

*slick looks up from his portal and notices the group*

*he walks up to the group*

-{---< 'ey kids i don' know 'o you are bu' id s'ay away from dese idio's if i were you, 'ing woun' go well fer ya 3<

*he pauses and looks at nepeta*

-{---< O' sorry sis didn' see ya dere! 3<

*he bows sarcastically*

-{---< yer soul reeks o' ink i see you 'ave sealed a deal wid our mutual benefactor 3<

-{---< did i' go as ya planned? 3<

*Equius grits his teeth and clenches his fist at the sight of Spades Slick whateverthefuckletterheis*

*nep slaps slick across the face*

:33 < i dont know what you are smelling jerk, but its certainly not from me
:33 < and yes, i made real, actual you a better purrson
:33 < its a shame i cant get rid of the fake you

*slick b smiles perversely*

-{---< jus' cause you can' sniff ou' a broders soul don' mean i can' 3<

*he moves up cloes to her face*

-{---< yer soul is tin'ed black wid da ink o' ya con'rac' 3<

*frowns*

:33 < lucky fur me i can always fix it if i ever want my soul back
:33 < ygg doesnt make herself hard to find
:33 < unlike you, who sold your soul out to every bidder like the whore you are

*sticks her tongue out*

*slick laughs*

-{---< ya really tink ygg would 'ave given me 'er full power if my loyal'ies were spli'? 3<

-{---< an' i's gigolo no' 'ore 3<

*neps eyes twinkle, regaining some old confidence*

:33 < oh yes, im sure you tell ygg efurrything

*slick laughs*

-{---< i don' need ta, da more ya give 'er da more she sees widou' ya tellin' 'er 3<

-{---< ya given enough fer 'er ta stick 'er foo' in da door 3<

*nep laughs*

:33 < then im sure she knows all about me

*winks*

:33 < you dont know as much as you think you do kitten

*slick laughs*

-{---< o' i like dis new you! 3<

*slick slaps nepeta on the back*

-{---< much be''er dan w'en you were all mopey 3<

*nep glares at slick b*

:33 < i still like other you better

:33 < nefur furget that

:33 < but... thanks fur making me f33l better

:33 < in your own bizarre and slightly twisted way

-{---< any'ime sis, 's wa' family is for 3<

-{---< anyway unless you need any'ing from me i go''a ge' back ta se''in' up da por'al 3<

*nep turns to crowbar*

:33 < i know

:33 < but i think i can use him

*whispers to crowbar*

:33 < he is not furry smart

*Whispers to Nepeta*

Use him? Wha7 good could he possibly serve you? He is like a scorpion 7ha7 only exis7s 7o cause o7hers suffering. He will s7ing you wi7h his poison, no7 because i7 serves him, bu7 because i7's in his na7ure, like any animal.

*giggles*

:33 < you are so uncreative mistur crowbar!

:33 < and stop with the metaphors thats an order!

((Omg the references))

*Crowbar backs off and shuts up but his face clearly shows that he isn't too happy*

*His expression is a mix between concern, anger and disgust*

*scout groans and cuts his hand, filling the bowl with blood*

*he hands it back*

there you go

thiS better work

*nep puts her hands on equius shoulder and then gives him another hug*



:33 < its wonderful to s33 you again equius! i missed you

:33 < lets m33t up later and talk okay?

*turns again to crowbar*

:33 < mistur crowbar, where is doc? shouldn't he be with you guys?

*jim comes flying towards the square, squeelching as jim sees slick b*

*slick b looks up and laughs in joy with open arms as jim barrels into him, almost knocking him over*

-{---< you ro''er w'ere you been 'ey? 3<

*he says, scratching jim's body and around jim's beak*