Problem Sleuth Offices

Alder wrote:

((Yeah, both sound good. If anything, you guys can just make OCs to join Team Sleuth if you want.))

(( im rdy 4 OCs ))

((Alder it's nighttime y'all haven't been timeskipped yet fuck!))

*PI waves goodbye to the Elves and climbs back into his room*

Boy, I hoPe I dIdn't mIss anythIng ImPortant whIle I was away

PS walked past PI's room, only to take a few steps back once he saw PI. He was going to try looking for Doze again now that it was the morning, but it couldn't hurt to catch up.

"Pick, you're back! It feelS like you've been gone for monthS!"

Really? I guess It's true what they say, tIme flIes when you're havIng fun. DId anythIng haPPen whIle I was away?

Equius was in his room when Vriska messaged him...

Show Pesterlog:

After hearing this terrible news, he just....sobbed in silence. Man, this guy needs a hug. And a towel.

"Well, all you've gotta know for now iS that we're looking for more PeoPle to join our agency aS to avoid having our aSSeS handed to uS on a Silver Platter by the big dogS of all the gangS here."

Hmm, yeah, that makes sense. Any suggestIons where we should go look?

"Well... I waS gonna go chat it up with Doze to check if he'd be up for Some hardcore Spy work. Thing iS, he might tell hiS budS if we don't perSuade him. Kind of a tough riSk to take, but hey, you only live...er, multiple times actually. I've got Some other guyS who might be up for joining, they've apparently got Some crazy military experience if you know what I mean."

Chess. That's what he meant.

It'd Probably be best If you are the one talkIng to Doze, your PulchrItude Is obvIously way hIgher then mIne. Tell me where I can meet those others and I can talk to them whIle you Persuade Doze.

"Hmm, you're right about that one. My lookS do make me Practially irreSitible."

He was kinda the uncontested "hot one" of the group. So much so, that it ain't even funny.

"Well then, thiS first guy haS hiS own clinic in town. Can't miSS it. Just look for the double red croSS thingy that all clinicS Probably have."

AlrIght, I'll get rIght on that, good luck wIth the Felt

*PI yawns*

But fIrst I thInk we should both sleeP a bIt, It seems to be gettIng late.

No PoInt In gettIng there whIle everyone Is asleeP, mIght as well get some rest as well.

Pleased with her results the Dame exited Problem Sleuths bureau to tend other matters.

AND THEN A TIMESKIP HAPPENED! ((Because Alder doesn't wanna post as PS :V))

(Gamzee comes stumbling out of a closet, removing a purple slip-on eye cover in the process)
GoOoOoOd MoRnInG wOrLd! I'm ReAdY fOr A mYsTicAl FuCkInG tImE. p-DiZzLe, Do YoU wAnT tO gO oUt AnD gEt SoMe MoThErFuCkInG fAyGo AsS mOrNiNg MuFfInS, mAyBe TrY tO mEeT uP wItH kArKaT wHiLe We'Re OuT sTrUtTiNg OuR gRuB-gIvEn StUfF?
(Gamzee says at a slightly above average volume, presuming that PI is around and possibly listening)

Having had time to think this shit over, Equius decides to pay a visit to the Nightnight Crew for some revenge. And then afterwards, maybe a burger.

*PI had just recently woken up when he heard his son call*

MuffIns sound lovely, but vIsItIng Karkat Is Probably not the best Idea In the mornIng, he's Probably stIll at hIs good for nothIng dads Place.

Lets go get some muffIns and we can vIsIt your frIend a lIttle later, alrIght?

SuRe ThInG pOpS!
(Walks out the front door with no specific muffin place in mind)

*Grabs his stuff and follows his son*

*Terezi, Nepeta, and Feferi burst thru the front door and run straight to Equius room. Nepeta knocks on his door and waits for a few seconds before bursting in. Finding the room empty she whimpers in worry.

W3LL SH1T TH1S 1SNT GOOD

*Nepeta looks at Feferi with wide eyes. Feferi gives her a quick hug

I t)(ink we can guess w)(ere )(e is. Do either of you know w)(ere t)(e )(ideout is?

*Terezi nods, and the trio move to exit the building

*The three almost bump into Kanaya on their way out. Today she's chosen to wear a simple straight peridot-colored dress, with three parallel cerulean slash-like stripes at her side. Her lipstick and symbol are black, with the latter being embroidered onto her chest. A porcelain cup containing nearly-spilled tea is in her hands*

Oh Good Morning

*She smiles happily at the unexpected guests, but it quickly turns into a concerned frown*

You Seem Distressed
Is Something The Matter

*The three turn around. Fef, standing in the back, winks and puts a finger to her lips, glancing at Terezi

OH H3Y K4N4Y4 W4NN4 H3LP US K33P 3QU1S FROM G3TTQNG H1MS3LF K1LL3D?

*Kanaya slightly raises an eyebrow. She thinks back to her agreement with Stitch. Showing up late on the first day is not exactly ideal, especially considering her employer is part of a notorious band of criminals. Then again she doesn't actually recall any set hours being discussed*

Well I Must Admit I Did Have Other Plans For The Day
However Far Be It From Me To Abandon A Friend In Need

*She takes a sip from her tea, then captchalogues it to finish later*

What Sort Of Predicament Has Equius Found Himself In

*Nep fidgets a little and opens her mouth

:33 < i-

*Feferi cuts her off pointedly

Equius )(as some wrong info and )(e t)(inks Nepeta is dead. )(e's most likely attacking t)(e crew as we speak.

*Terezi nods, and Nep shoots Feferi a relieved look

*Kanaya can't help but feel like she's not being told something, but decides not to press it.
She gives an understanding nod instead*

Then Lets Not Waste Any More Time
I Expect You Know The Way