Map of the Town

((Fef and Sollux are in the afterlife, you know...))

(( I know. I watch those topics. Death is just preoccupied with being here.))

<So all I have to do is kill some nigh-unstoppable demons for you?>

<The scythe's more powerful against them than our weapons, correct? Do you need it for bonding their souls? If not, someone who'll actually be fighting could use it more.>

Death asks who's the most powerful person here who is willing to make a deal for the scythe? Because he's not giving it away with out having a few guidelines set up.

((The most powerful person here is away for an hour-and-a-half-ish.

Unless you count Caliborn, but... yeah, somehow i get the feeling that Caliborn, Slayer of Caliborns, might not work out.))

Death says anybody else who is moderately strong. Someone that could get up there to the castle.

((I'm sorry I'm apparently an idiot. Weren't the clones here?))

<I don't think getting up there will be a problem at all.>

<If Slick's busy with... whatever's going on with him at the moment, I'll do it.>

Death asks only three things. 1. You can not destroy his scythe. This means no bombs, magic scrolls that disappear after usage, candy, potions, food, ect., because making those things ain't easy 2. He needs it back afterwards so he can record what happened and so. 3. You and/or your teammates/allies must kill every version of Caliborn in this universe and make sure they stay in the afterlife long enough for him to take their souls and bond them into a shadow so they can't escape. He then asks if anyone wants to do this.

<That doesn't sound like much of a problem. I'll take it.>

Spoiler:

(( Anybody can open the door, it really just depends on the way Death protects it. Like if he puts another instrument there, then they can get out. No matter what their vim stat is. Because Mobster Kingpin couldn't. Then again MK went to hell pretty quickly after that iirc... Though I would say, no. They can not. No matter what bullshit they pull, Death will counter it somehow. Probably because their souls will start being pulled out when they get there by the Devil who is more powerful than Caliborn and probably Death if they are not equal, while GPI is more powerful than the Devil. If that is alright with you. ))
Death warily hands over the scythe and waves good bye, heading into the nearest building to go back into the afterlife.

Spoiler:

EDIT:
((I like that solution, though I feel the need to point out that I don't think we ever saw MK in hell...))

c Wait Droog, I need to get up there too. 3<

Shaula wrote:

((Of course he will.

DD: Horrorterror slayer. I approve.

ANYWAY, I think the only question that hasn't been answered: Does Caliborn still have the physical reinforcement and what things can get past it.

I still say the scythe is OP enough to slay even the OP, but i'll be willing to agree that normal cards and normal shadow magic attacks are WEAKENED (not completely nullified) due to the Elder God that Caliborn has consumed.

So unless there's anything else, let's just answer this and get back to the RP already.))

((Scythe should totally work (Although Caliborn can still dodge (Due to time powers SHAULA)) And the cards should still do damage. I never meant that they would do NOTHING. But a major problem with this is that your main power is from Spades, using magic that I'm Indestructible towards >.<))

<What exactly are you planning to do, Deuce?>

((Havoc! You're back! Well then, since you're the one that knows best, tell me: Are there any Caliborns down here or did they all a8scond into the castle.

Note the lack of antagonism, whining, and any other upsetting or <3<-y things in general, except anything unintentional I may have done accidentally.))

Shaula wrote:

<What exactly are you planning to do, Deuce?>

((Havoc! You're back! Well then, since you're the one that knows best, tell me: Are there any Caliborns down here or did they all a8scond into the castle.

Note the lack of antagonism, whining, and any other upsetting or <3<-y things in general, except anything unintentional I may have done accidentally.))

((1: There are 200 Caliborns standing here. I'm going to assume no time has passed since Spades went grimdark, because Caliborn has no patience
2: Your very existence is <3< to me))

((Stop hateflirting and get a room you two, sheesh ))

c You know what my only shadow power is, and you know what that mansion is made of. 3<

c It should be obvious. 3<

(whispers) c But there's more to it than that. I can't really explain, but I can tell you I'll need more bulk bags of licorice. Not to eat, though. 3<

deathUnyielding wrote:

2: Your very existence is <3< to me))

((...

The fuck?

Once again, I'm trying NOT to be an asshole, and you come up with this lovely comment. Are you still trying to say I'M the one feeling <3< here? Because if you are, I'm VERY interested in your justification.

And OJ, I'M NOT <3< FOR HER

I'm trying to be nice despite her constant bullshit

No rooms shall be gotten

I feel no blackrom I feel platonic annoyance))

<Alright, I'll take you there. Can you handle this on your own? There are many more iterations of him down here.>

((I'm pretty sure Havoc was joking with that comment, just saying))

c I can.  But like I said, I need more licorice first, so could you wait a minute? 3<

c ... 3<

*Takes the silence as a yes and heads in the direction of PI's store.*

((If she was joking, I apologise. I have had to deal with a bit of bullshit IRL. It's not that big a deal, but I suck at telling jokes apart from serious on a good day, so on a BAD day I'm REALLY stupid when it comes to these, and what happened was... one of those things I know I shouldn't get worked up about, but I do anyway. So yeah. Bad day.

If Havoc was serious, my comment still stands.))

*Returns with 7 of those super-glitch cards.*

c Alright, ready. 3<

*fades into the shadows, taking Deuce with him into the mansion*

Shaula wrote:

((If she was joking, I apologise. I have had to deal with a bit of bullshit IRL. It's not that big a deal, but I suck at telling jokes apart from serious on a good day, so on a BAD day I'm REALLY stupid when it comes to these, and what happened was... one of those things I know I shouldn't get worked up about, but I do anyway. So yeah. Bad day.

If Havoc was serious, my comment still stands.))

((O.O))
((Wow))
((Jeez. I thought my personality would obviously show that I was joking the entire time. I'm sorry if I didn't make it clear))
((Oh, and also, you should know that half of the Caliborns have started playing cards with each other))

((Yeah, sorry I'm a bit of an idiot sometimes... I should probably just shut up now))

*reappears right behind a Caliborn and instantly shoots him in the head with the most deadly gun-form of Death's scythe possible at the moment*