Slums of the city (come for the RP, stay for Shaula and Pawn arguing over RTPNSs)

((> Events of bittersweet nostalgic value: be the subject of exposition.))

> Events of bittersweet nostalgic value: be the subject of exposition.


you stop on a double page spread of your fondest memories, there is the dersite you first kissed, a quiet night under the stars with a group of friends and a picture of you and your mother

as you begin to remember these three happy memories which one comes first?

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((>Viva la chronological order.))

((> Remember the time you found the camera.))

>Viva la chronological order

your first memory is with your mother, she had just gotten back from her new job at a shop in the city and for the first time she had enough food for a proper meal, you ate like royalty and you still have the receipts in memory of that night

((EDIT: didnt see your post pawn))

> Remember the time you found the camera.

even further back you remember the time a photographer for the midnight city news came to the slums for a news article, he was too easy to pickpocket for almost everything he had and you need the money at the time

>Explain why you eat "people food"

>Explain why you eat "people food"


because you are "people"

speaking of food the hunger is still raving, although not in the direction it was with the ladies, you need to find food

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>Realize that "people food" is an euphemism for canibalism

>There's some particularly tasty Dersites in Sleuthfall Offices. That's by the shitload of water, by the way, in case you didn't know.

>Realize that "people food" is an euphemism for canibalism

"people food" is a euphemism for food eaten by people

speaking of which you are now seriously hungry now

you are pretty sure that your normal haunts would have been emptied by now---

>There's some particularly tasty Dersites in Sleuthfall Offices. That's by the shitload of water, by the way, in case you didn't know.

no

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>Why not OnO

>Why not OnO

because you do not eat people, unless they are women but you do not feel that sleuthfall offices are quite the place for that sort of hunger fulfillment

but seriously you need food

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>You kinda did eat people before.

>No seriously, "people food" is a somewhat common euphemism for eating people, along with such jokes as "you are what you eat"

>You kinda did eat people before.

before the merge, now you can control your hunger and channel it into different forms

>No seriously, "people food" is a somewhat common euphemism for eating people, along with such jokes as "you are what you eat"

you owned a pet once you know people food means not animal food

you are fast becoming hungry enough to start eating wood

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>Yes, it means that but it is ALSO used as an euphemism, because something can have more then one meaning

>Also, eat some wood

> Don't eat the wood. It's probably terrible for digestion. Is there anything even slightly edible anywhere nearby?

>Wood probably has lots of fibre, so if anything, it should HELP your digestion

>Also, eat some wood
> Don't eat the wood. It's probably terrible for digestion. Is there anything even slightly edible anywhere nearby?
>Wood probably has lots of fibre, so if anything, it should HELP your digestion

your digestion is not the problem but rather the massive hunger

as for edible food near by you guess you could go further a field searching for food but you dont want to get into any other carapaces territory

also you could try to beg at some of the soup kitchens and allotments that were set up, although last time you did that you got attacked for begging at the wrong place

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>Wood and food are spelled similar, you should totally eat some wood

>Spelling is not related to nutritional value. Do not eat the wood.

>Carapacians can eat a lot of stuff, I'm sure wood will be fine

>Wood and food are spelled similar, you should totally eat some wood
>Spelling is not related to nutritional value. Do not eat the wood.
>Carapacians can eat a lot of stuff, I'm sure wood will be fine

--wood does nothing to sate the hunger--

well there you have it no point in eating wood

you disregard any further commands not related to finding or eating food

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((seriously guys ive got a plan if you dont give me actual food commands but im not happy with it and its bad story telling form so you better give me proper food commands))

>Instead of looking for food, finally explain to us why you eat people. There, no euphemism that you could missunderstand this time

>Do you know of any safe ways to acquire food?

((And OJ, I think you mean ate. Past tense.))