Death's Coffee Shop

Itchy speeds in, nearly taking the door out.
When did we get a coffee shop here?
He twitches slightly, waiting by the service counter impatiently. After a few seconds of pure agony of waiting, Itchy decides to take matters into his own hands. He hops over the counter and heads to the back room, stealing the few bags of coffee lying around, emptying out the rather bare storage. He leaves some cash on the desk and leaves.

((i hadnt realised death had any coffee stocked xD))

silckenSoul wrote:

((i hadnt realised death had any coffee stocked xD))

((well, Itchy happened, so he doesn't : P))

A young troll approaches the shop.

looks like this is the neww place

He hesitates a moment, considering who owns the establishment and their relationship with a certain individual, but enters nonetheless.

Death walks out of the back the second Eridan walked in. Seeing Eridan, he waved enthusiastically, excited to have his first customer.

Eridan answers the greeting with a somewhat less excited gesture, and takes a seat at the counter.

ill havve a cup of anythin that isnt soda

Death nodded, pouring a cup of tea for the sea dweller. He placed the cup of tea on the counter, asking if Eridan would care for some cubes of sugar.

Death put a cube into the tea. He asked Eridan if he would like anything else.

Eridan shrugs.

i dont knoww is there anythin else im supposed to put in this
im not a tea expert ill just follow the recommended formula

Death shrugged and told Eridan to ring the service bell if he needed anything else, as Death is likely to be in the afterlife for the next few minutes trying to keep in some mobsters.

fair enough youre a busy guy i get it

Eridan sips the tea. It's...delicious. Now this is the kind of quality drink he can appreciate.
Not like the tea Feferi made once. It was made with seawater and tasted awful and for some reason she tried to get a bunch of cuttlefish she brought to drink it and made him talk with them?
The whole thing was ridiculous and a complete waste of his time.


...He takes another sip.

*Fef knocks on the backdoor of the coffee shop and then enters*

Daddy, we need to talk about somet)(ing

Death moves to the back door, greeting his daughter. He asks her what's wrong.

Eridan, being lost in though as well as the lovely cup of tea, has yet to take notice of Feferi's entrance.

Death grips his scythe tightly, looking worried. He asks if Feferi is okay.

*fef smiles comfortingly*

I'm fine, dad, I promise! Ygg didn't seem t)(at interested in killing me anyways!

Death sighs in relief. He asks if Feferi would like to sit down and have some tea as they talk about this.

*fef ponders a moment*

Sure, dad! T)(at sounds awesome. 38D

W)(at kind?

Death walks to the counter, talking about a black tea he made that her friend seems to enjoy.

*fef follows death out and notices eridan*

O)(! Um.... )(i Eridan. )(ow are you doing today?

Death returns behind the counter and pours two more cups of tea.

Hearing Feferi address him, Eridan is suddenly hit by the realization that there was in fact a conversation happening and he freezes up mid-sip.
Which, considering the tea is still quite hot, wasn't the best course of action.
He quickly drops the cup on the saucer, spilling some of the tea on his hands in the progress.

oww oww oww fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

He gets up and frantically shakes his hands to get the tea off.

fuck
i uh

hi