The Excellent Toast

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:55 am

Death walks back into the bar, not having a shadow. He asks Scratch for the strongest tea he has.

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*serves the tea*

Death, where is thy ~~sting~~ shadow? Oh, nevermind, that part doesn't seem to be voided out...

((Who's still here? Sollux and Trace, right?))

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:43 am

((yes, Sollux is still here))

doc, can ii have a 2oda? wait, does thii2 bar 2ell burgers?

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:15 am

*PI storms into the Excellent Toast*

Doctor Scratch, do you know where SlIck Is rIght now?

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:20 am

Death waves PI over

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:50 am

Death, oh my Godhead PIckle InsPector, are you alrIght?

*PI runs over to Death*

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:52 am

Death shakes his head. The afterlife exploded, along with his games. He has to wait for GPI to create a new flower for him.

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:08 pm

I know, I saw what haPPened to the afterlIfe when I was tryIng to fInd a way to turn you back to normal.

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:34 pm

Death sips the tea. He asks if game night is still going on today.

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:39 pm

GamenIght Is defInatly stIll goIng on. I'm just so haPPy that you're okay agaIn, I was SO worrIed!
And Please don't worry about the afterlIfe, GPI wIll have that fIxed In only a lIttle whIle

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:43 pm

Death grins, he offers to buy him something here.

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:26 pm

Aww, thank you my frIend but I've been here before I found out what was goIng on and I had eaten then, so I'm fIne

*PI smiles*

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:28 pm

Death finishes up his tea. He waves goodbye and heads out.

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:36 pm

*PI waves goodbye*

Well, I guess that went better then I had feared. I should Probably go back to my store then. Sheesh, entIrely to much excItement for one day...

*PI leaves*

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Of course, Mr. Captor. So burger and a Coke? Or do you prefer Pepsi? Something else? Burgers come with a side of fries, by the way.

*waves to PI on his way out*

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Sat Aug 31, 2013 2:18 am

no, a coke ii2 fiine. two bad ii can't get alcohol. 2o much 2hiit ha2 happened, ii could u2e one.

*Sollux knows not of the advancement f the plot to a certain point. He needs to catch up*

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((Well, Sollux did just witness everything that went down here.))

I don't blame you. Juggling your friendship with Lady Shiplish and your loyalty to Clubs and Spades must be a daily pain, even in less tense times than this. I'm omniscient and a First Guardian to boot, and I still don't know how I could balance loyalties like that. Luckily, that hasn't come up yet.

In any case, here's your order.

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Sat Aug 31, 2013 4:18 am

ii ju2t thii2 2hiit end2 2oon. iit'2 hard. iit'2 hard and no one under2tands.

*Sollux begins solemnly eating his meal.*

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*observes Sollux eating for a moment, then, noticing the general lack of other patrons:*

Lady Shiplish... Nepeta. She is in the same position as you: juggling her conflict with your guardian with her friendship with you. While you may not be in a position to commiserate with her about it--or with me, for that matter--she understands. And, near as I can tell, you remain friends despite the conflict of interest. If it ever seems like everything is too much to handle, remember that.

...

Did I just make a vaguely inspirational speech to someone affiliated with the Nightnight Crew? I must be losing my edge.

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:47 am

waiit, diid you ju2t offer me help? ii thiink you lo2t your edge. but...thank2 for the offer. maybe we can talk about thii2 over trolliian. or whatever your equiivalent ii2.

*He continues eating, thinking to himself "wow, diid ii ju2t... accept an offer from an...enemy? ugh...ii mean, he diid offer, and ii diidn't hear any maliice or anythiing... how can ii be 2ure ii can tru2t...fuck, he can read my thought2. fuckiing omniipotence."*

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That's Ms. Leijon's influence for you. All sugar and cats and hearts and such. Hard to run a tough gang that way, but it beats working for the last boss.

By the way, I like how you think with your typing quirk. Ha ha, hee hee, hoo hoo.

It was just some friendly advice, though. What are bartenders for? Besides tending bars, of course. It isn't like I offered you a job or something.

In any case, I don't really prefer giving my contact information out, which is why the Trollian handle is hidden when I choose to use that particular medium. Not that that stopped you the last time someone wanted to troll me first.

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:38 pm

*Sollux smiles a little*

yeah, good poiint. ii could ju2t hack agaiin. heh..

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((So I guess I've just been kind of sitting here awkwardly...))
*to no one in particular*
Seems like there's trouble elsewhere.
*zap*

Subject: Re: The Excellent Toast Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:04 pm

*Sollux raises an eyebrow and gets up, setting the money on the counter*

uhh, ok then? iif you can hear thii2, ii left the money on the counter.

*He leaves for the hideout*

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*zaps back in*
Sorted, for the moment. Though he's left anyway. Ah, well, the sound of my own voice is soothing.

I suppose I should close up shop, for now. Other things to attend to.

*Hangs a sign on the front door, which reads, in white-on-green, "CLOSED (unless I suddenly show up to let you in)", and zaps to the Felt Mansion*