Pickle Inspector's Convenience Store

>Search for something minty

you head straight for the candy stall and find some soft mints which you take with you and chew on a few
((NO LONGER CANON))

what do?
>

((Aww, I had hoped you'd actually search around))

((There shouldn't have been breathmints in the candy aisle))

((why not? breath mints are candy))

((Most of his candy is sweet, which breathmints are not))

((The only reason his store has any candy that isn't sweet is because the crew wants their candy))

((That doesn't mean that PI has no Breathmints, just not in the candy aisle))

((Also, I'm a bit disapointed with your looting skills))

((So I had already decided where the mints would be but planned that you'd only get them if you look in the right place))

EDIT:

((To clarify, PI mostly has sweet candy, with a little sour candy and some (black) liquorice))

((sorry i assumed it was in the candy place, ill do a retcon here))

you go to the candy aisle and search for breath mints, astounded that you cant find any

what sort of lunatic doesnt put breath mints in the candy aisle!?!?!

you close your eyes and take a deep breath, trying to ignore the massive sugar hit from the candy aisle

>WW: Succumb to unfathomable sugar high.

*It takes a bit but after getting used to the overwhelming smell of sugar you think you can smell something slightly minty*

*Looking up you notice three (3) small green boxes that seem to be the source of that smell*

*Unfortunatly, it seems your HEIGHT attribute is too low to reach them*

((I like to think that After Eight would make a great candy for Snowman))

*It takes a bit but after getting used to the overwhelming smell of sugar you think you can smell something slightly minty*

*Looking up you notice three (3) small green boxes that seem to be the source of that smell*

*Unfortunatly, it seems your HEIGHT attribute is too low to reach them*

you climb up the aisle and grab the boxes of chocolate mint and throw them too the floor

you climb down and take one last look at the candy aisle

>WW: Succumb to unfathomable sugar high.
((hey oj do you think pi would stock juju lollipops? :maybemspa: ))

((As funny as that would be, I'd doubt it))

((Also, a quick list of cadies you can ALWAYS find at PIs store))

candy list:

((skittles riddles

because fuck terezi ))

(( >:O 1 C4M3 OUT H3R3 TO H4V3 4 GOOD T1M3 4ND 1 F33L JUST SO 4TT4CK3D R1GHT NOW))

(())

((oh no the new meeeeemmmeeeeeeee))

silckenSoul wrote:

*It takes a bit but after getting used to the overwhelming smell of sugar you think you can smell something slightly minty*

*Looking up you notice three (3) small green boxes that seem to be the source of that smell*

*Unfortunatly, it seems your HEIGHT attribute is too low to reach them*

you climb up the aisle and grab the boxes of chocolate mint and throw them too the floor

you climb down and take one last look at the candy aisle

>WW: Succumb to unfathomable sugar high.
((hey oj do you think pi would stock juju lollipops? :maybemspa: ))

(( > Dig into the cash register and eat the cash ))

> Dig into the cash register and eat the cash


money used here is practically useless in the slums, trading is a much better way of doing business and money is by no means edible

you have tried

now back to filling that other hunger

back to the slums or search for the lovely ladies

what do?
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>Did you eat the After Eight yet, in order to get rid of the smell?

>Also, if trading is so great, why don't you search the store for tradable stuff?

>You already broke in, you might as well look around a little

>Did you eat the After Eight yet, in order to get rid of the smell?

yes of course you mumble as you eat a couple of after eights

>Also, if trading is so great, why don't you search the store for tradable stuff?

>You already broke in, you might as well look around a little

because you do not need anything to trade, you needed food otherwise the hunger would drive you crazy, you do not have as much need for tradable items, you may be a thief but you still have standards

now back to filling that other hunger

back to the slums or search for the lovely ladies

what do?
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>Lovelyladyquest 2014: Ensue

>You live in the slums, can you really afford standarts?

EDIT:

>Also, maybe make a bit of a plan before going after the ladies

>Lovelyladyquest 2014: Ensue

okie now where to find them

>You live in the slums, can you really afford standards?

you are getting very tired of people assuming just because no one ever gave you any opportunities in life, and no one has ever offered any real help, that you just want to take it out on the world

you dont want to do that

>Also, maybe make a bit of a plan before going after the ladies

a very good idea, you know they were searching for a killer, possibly a vengeful spirit that prospitian so it would be understandable that they would return to the slums

>I was thinking more along the lines of a plan about what you'll do once you find them. Lets face it, you're about as smooth as sandpaper, if you don't have a plan you'll only embarrass yourself

>I was thinking more along the lines of a plan about what you'll do once you find them. Lets face it, you're about as smooth as sandpaper, if you don't have a plan you'll only embarrass yourself

the about twenty or so female friends you have in the slums would be more than happy to disagree, its only very recently you seem to have become such a clutz you wonder why

but fine you need a plan

you might as well hold that up for debate as well

what do?
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>Consider bringing them presents

>Consider bringing them presents
if you knew what they wanted youd get them something

also presents before the first date? way too forward

what do?
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>Hold seance, ask ghost of Hearts Boxcars for dating advice

>Hold seance, ask ghost of Hearts Boxcars for dating advice

just because you are now part spirit does not mean you suddenly gained the ability to speak with ghosts

and anyway, everyone knows seances are fake as shit