OOC RP THREAD

()@' What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

*The man laughs at his nerdy joke... Do they even have KFC here? Also Slick was right, it's not as bad as you make it out to seem. Drama que- err king.*

(The ()@' is a French horn emote, it's mine, get your own LOL :P)

()@' *wakes up* Umm... Okay, so are those... other forumites? Are we like trapped in the Nightnight forum or something? Unsettling. Wonder where Doc Scratch is...

I'm right behind you.

()@' Oh.

And I'm unamused.

()@' ? (Wait, did I just say a question mark out loud? How...)

You're not nearly condescending enough, you're far too polite, nor are you as suave as I truly am.

()@' You're complaining about me not being any good at roleplaying you? While I'm roleplaying you?

Furthermore, your little stunt let in all these other hooligans that I'm going to be forced to deal with as soon as everyone gets bored of this. Also, you've been looking at the other faction threads, which, while sensible for someone roleplaying an omniscient character, is considered bad form.

()@' Well, I never thought I'd say this, but this is getting too meta. I'm out.

And lastly: why would I work for Nepeta Leijon or open a bar? You've gotten me completely wrong, K--

()@' Dude, this is an anonymous internet forum. I'm hiding behind like three levels of personas here. Don't. Use. My. Name.

Or what?

()@' Four words: Reverse Calvin and Hobbes.

You wouldn't dare.

()@' Hah! Got 'im! *sits down on top of motionless Doc Scratch* So now what?

OuO *decides to show off knowledge of the future for no reason at all*

ATTENTION EVERYONE! The other guy's making an epic entrance in five, four, three, two... *says one just as the other guy makes an epic entrance*

((OuO can be MY thing.))

* a young man in a strange set of black pyjamas falls through a portal onto slick and is violently sick all over slick's suit*

(()) fuck well that is why i should never go through my own portals

(()) oh hey shaula how you doing? where are --

*slick throws the new comer off of him and jumps up wielding his swiss laser knife*

< get the fuck off me you twit! 3<

< look what you did to my suit! i just got it cleaned! 3<

< you are fucking lucky this suit is a self cleaning one! 3<

< i should fuckin stab you for that! 3<

((fine i will use (())  then as mine ))

OuO Slick, I just proved that I know what the future holds, trust me, stabbing him is a BAD idea.

And Life? Those two might be busy for a while. *suddenly time clones everywhere AGAIN* I guess it's just you and me now. You shall pay for defiling the name of the Nightnight Crew!

*OJ arrives*

Alright now
Everybody get back to our own forum
This is seriously getting WAY to meta
Shush
Everybody leave
Now!

*OJ tries to shush everyone back into the mspa forum and then leaves himself*

()@' *escapes into town with Doc Scratch's lifeless body* ((Shaula are you your fantroll or))

((i think she is she))

*the yuong man dodges a swipe from slick*

(()) slight problem with that! i came in via my portals, as a spark of space i am passive, i can not use my portals, only other people can, if someone else would like to help me out i would appreciate it!

< not before i cut you up for ruining my suit you bastard! 3<

*slick swings at the young man but instead finds himself portal'd away elsewhere*

(()) phew now that he is gone, anyone care to help me out?

((The reason I ask is because we're talking role powers. I don't know if it's the troll that's the rogue of time or the forumite that's the rogue of time or whatever because YAY TEXTUAL MEDIA.))

()@' *returns without Doc Scratch* That should last a decent while I think.

()@' Oh, that must be Silck over there. Bleh, non-canon classpects. Well, while we're displaying our role powers...

*pulls Seer of Breath hood down over eyes, walks towards SS, dodges stabs*

()@' You can't stab the air itself, Spades.

*jumps through Silck's portal*

()@' Yo. Oh hey OJ. Hope I'm not being too much of a nuisance.

((I am the Rogue of Time, she's the I-Guess-It's-Rogue-Of-Time-Since-Tholl-Drew-Me-That-Way-And-She-Was-A-Trollsona-In-Her-Early-Stages.))

OuO Wait, Slick, are you kidding? You want to leave already?

*Suddenly DD*

OnO Oh shit.

<What?>

OnO I saw what happened with Life and Scratch. I'm going to sit through a rant about how I can't roleplay as you, right?

<You're going to sit through a rant about how you keep getting me killed. Do I look like Boxcars to you?>

OnO That's Silck's fault, blame him. Look, I-

<And you take so long to respond to everything! Check the forums more, you're making me stand there like an idiot half the->

OnO Have you seen some of the people on here? Shut up, I have roleplayer powers and I can think of ways to use them, unlike SOME PEOPLE who just STEAL IDEAS FROM HOMESTUCK.

<And one more thing!>

OuO Are you sure you want to finish that sentence?

<Why haven't you let anyone in here see my secret smut? Do you have any idea how OOC it is for me to go this long without accidentally revealing it?>

OuO *grinning like an idiot*

<Oh, fuck you.>

OuO See, Silck? We have even more cool powers here!

While torturing your characters
Be they OCs or not
Really is a lot of fun
I'd rather spend time on this forum as
Well
The character
I mean
Do you realize how weird it is to be here while PI is also here?

Am I botherIng you?

No?
Kind of?
Maybe?
Look
That isn't the point
Can we please leave them alone
Bad things happen when things get to meta

Shaula wrote:

*snop*

()@' Okay, I take everything back. This was the best idea. (Hey cool I just quoted someone and replaced it with a snop.)

()@' But if it REEEEEEEEEAAALLY bothers you, OJ, perhaps we can make a separate "OOC+Self-Inserts RP" thread? I'm kind of enjoying the challenge of trying to roleplay multiple characters at once.

()@' And Shaula, I'm now imagining you as Ira because of the 0u0 thing.

((spark wuht? the portal put slick elsewhere within the forums, not outside the forums what you doing?))

(()) slight problem shaula, i have been trying to do that since i came here, his volatility is too high! it is fucking my shit up!

(()) and oj all i need is for someone to get me out, do not care how, just get me out of here!

OuO Well, you can leave, but I unfortunately have to fulfill the alpha timeline's desires and stay here a while longer.

Also, I want to.

<Wonderful. What is it about me that attracts crazy people? First Slick, now th->

OuO Don't make me make you give all your Swedish Fish to Clover.

<...>

<I have the worst roleplayer.>

We could use my favourite way to travel
Do you want to use my favourite way to travel?

*OJ grins* :twisted:

((Ah, misunderstood. Though you did some sort of get-somebody-else-to-throw-you-through-the-portal shenanigans. That might be a loophole. That's what you get for the similar names I guess. I guess we'll pretend I was dodging Shalulululula's attacks or something.))

()@' Okay, so with that bit of nonclarity sorted out, I think the best way is to get somebody to chase you back to MSPAF, like how I got here. Apologies in advance, Shaula, because this will probably involve ticking you off again.

()@' Although if we got Neon here and then spammed JohnRoxy fanart...

< at least yours does not send you half way across the forums droog 3<

< still fucking hate you kid 3<

(()) well to be honest you have always been a bit crass and blunt for my tastes

Death just is standing there, awkwardly. He looks down at his feet the looks back up. He says he will just be going. He doesn't want to bother.... What ever is going on here. Kill yourself if you need him.

OnO Tick me off again? OH no you don't.

*takes Droog's cards, selects Ace of Diamonds and whacks Life on the head with it*

OnO And I'm an overpowered self-insert, I saw what you just did with my name.

<She took my cards. My suits were in there. Mine's worse.>

I am actually okay with PI
At least he doesn't hate or disrespect me
I mean
You don't
Right?

I see no reason why I should dIsrecPect or hate you?

Good enough for me

< dude she will give them back and y- 3<

*the young man floats upside down with an snarky smile on his face, waving slick's deck infront of him*

< fuck i am really starting to hate mine 3<

OuO I'm not giving these back, where else am I supposed to find cards that turn into stuff?

<*facepalm*>

< give me my cards 3<

(()) no

< give me my cards 3<

(()) no

< give me my cards 3<

(()) no

< give me my cards 3<

(()) no

< give me my cards 3<

(()) no

< give me my cards 3<

(()) no

< give me my cards 3<

(()) no