Nightfelt Mansion

Posts : 698 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 30

My, my, look at this colorless white void. It simply will not do. You can't even properly highlight my text here!

Good thing I brought what's left of the old mansion with me.
*zap*
This looks like a nice room to set up a bar, actually. And I have all the time in the universe. Let's see...
*zapzapzapzap*
That should do. The Excellent Toast is now open for business.

Subject: Re: Nightfelt Mansion Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:07 pm

The Exce11ent To4st? Th4t sounds ridicu1ous.

Quarters enters the room and sees Doc Scratch.

I should h4ve known.

Posts : 698 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 30

If you have a better name, I'm all ears. Figuratively, of course.

Subject: Re: Nightfelt Mansion Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:11 pm

N4h. I don't. But if I did, I wou1d h4ve a1re4dy to1d you.

Guest

7he hells an excellen7 7oas7
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Admin Posts : 255 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 23

what the he11 i5 going on here?

Posts : 698 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 30

Gentlemen, learning to be a good bartender is a part of my latest plan to bring down the Midnight Crew. Nightnight Crew. Whatever they've taken to calling themselves these days. Doesn't matter.

The plan is simple. Fake a truce, pretend the bar is neutral ground between our factions. Then, when they are off guard, poison their drinks. Nothing could go wrong.

Also, the pun is objectively amazing. I have seen the vast majority of the universe, and I found few that compared.

Subject: Re: Nightfelt Mansion Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:13 am

Get the Nightnight Crew with poison? A11 you have to do is put a c4r over their manho1e. It'11 t4ke them forever to get out. Probab1y st4rve down there.

Posts : 698 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 30

Fair point. But my plan has the positive side effect of giving me an excuse to open a bar. Sheer entertainment value of running a bar where the Felt, the Crew, and Team Sleuth all attend aside, it would give us a source of legitimate income, which has its own benefits.

Plus, we could even take out Team Sleuth at the same time; the manhole plan would still leave them to deal with us. They were competent enough to take out Mobster Kingpin, who rivals the boss in power. Frankly, if they weren't distracted by the Crew, I doubt we'd still be in business.

Guest

*Stitch Snorts disapprovingly at the sign as he walks in*

Eh, i doubt poisoning them will work, the nightnight crew are pretty hardy. And that 'imagination fuel' the Sleuths drink has to be poisonous, so they're probably used to it. Here's an idea, all you need to do is open yer bar Under a better name, so people give it a second glance, and serve cheap beer until they get drunk. The Sleuths wil go into their imagination coma and the crew will lose all control, maybe then we can actually execute a plan for once, instead of making things fall apart like a house of cards. Well, whatever we do there'll be more ways for it to go wrong than i have time to count, so i think i'll start setting up the effigies early.

(What letter should i replace with 9?)

Subject: Re: Nightfelt Mansion Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:26 pm

((G?))
Th4t 4ctua11y sounds good. Though I'm sure th4t we cou1d just up the dose for the Nightnight Crew and get them 1ike th4t.

Guest

*Sawbuck enters cautiously*

Umm... What's g0ing 0n here?

Subject: Re: Nightfelt Mansion Wed Jul 17, 2013 7:13 pm

Doc's trying to m4ke a pl4n to get the S1euths and the Nightnight Crew by using this b4r.

Posts : 698 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 30

Welcome, Stitch and Sawbuck.

Again, if you have a better name for this bar, feel free to share.

Cheap beer? I prefer the expensive stuff, but I suspect I'm the only one.

Does anyone know the going rate for a pint of candy corn liquor?

Subject: Re: Nightfelt Mansion Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:20 pm

W4it. Wh4t? You can drink?

Guest

It... d0es seem kind 0f hard t0 d0 with0ut a m0uth.

0f c0urse that's just my 0pini0n.

Guest

*An abnoxious ringing can be heard as a slightly disoriented Eggs appears suddenly in the bar, swaying to and fro.*

Heheheheheh, D1ng-a-R1ng, R1ng-a-D1ng. What a lovely 2ound.

Subject: Re: Nightfelt Mansion Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:06 am

Turn th4t d4mn timer off!

Guest

Aw, but 1t 12 my favor1te...

*timer continues to ring*

Subject: Re: Nightfelt Mansion Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:39 am

Turn it off before I throw it out the window.

Guest

Urk....

*turns off the egg timer, pouting slightly*

Posts : 698 Join date : 2013-07-11 Age : 30

Some mysteries ought to remain unsolved.

Welcome, Eggs.

Subject: Re: Nightfelt Mansion Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:29 pm

Oh, you were t4lking about Candy Corn 1iqour? You c4n't buy th4t stuff. It's 411 home brewed.

Guest

Y0u kn0w, w0u1dn't it just be a better p1an t0, I d0n't kn0w, dr0p a b0mb d0wn the c0ver 0n their hide0ut?

This seems extreme1y c0nv01uted.

Guest

we don7 need 7o open a bar we jus7 need 7o bash 7heir heads in wi7h a bar

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