Nightfelt Mansion

We're whaaaaaaat?!?!

*appears*

*both nepetas stare at each other*

:33 < OH SHIT. UM, WHICH ONE IS ALPHA?

:33 < I THINK I AM? I REMEMBER SENDING A TIME CLONE TO TAKE CARE OF THE STORE...

:33 < HM. THAT MAKES SENSE. I GUESS I'M A CLONE THEN. GOD I FURREAKING HATE HAVING TO LEARN TIME POWERS!

:33 < RIGHT? ANYWAYS, BUH BYE

*snaps fingers, and other nepeta disappears*

:33 < ANYWAYS, AS I WAS SAYING, AND ALONG WITH THE NEW INFORMATION I JUST GOT FROM MY TIME CLONE, WE'RE MAKING AN ALLIANCE WITH THE NN CREW! ANYONE HAVE ANY OBJECTIONS?

*zap* ((Not sure who's home at this point, has this thread always been really slow or is it just me?))
For anyone still confused, the old boss is apparently slightly less dead than we thought. A horrorterror made a bet with him, then the horrorterror made a deal with Slick, and now Slick wants out of the deal, so we're trying to re-kill the old boss somehow so that the deal can be nullified.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to work on making another flare. It hypothetically takes either a lot of time and effort, or the consumption of one of my oracular cue-balls. I've made one with the latter method, and will now be trying to execute the former. Please do not disturb me for a bit.

I'm here. I thou9ht i should stay at my shop for at least the first week to help any customers, but i haven't had a sin9le customer Because apparently nobody needs clothes, despite wearing them all the time, so i've come here to help with whatever the new scheme is.

I told everyone who was at the hideout at the time, which was just doc, and he knew already.

Anyway, frustrations aside, what do we need to do to kill the old boss, and where do we need to meet.

:33 < WELL, IT S33MS DOC HAS GOT THIS ALL UNDER CONTROL, SO I'M GONNA GO! I HAVE PLACES TO BE!

*disappears*

meh im going for a walk, ill be back later
*leaves*

((Hm... we seriously need more of the Felt members O.o))

((Yeah. I've been here most of the time, but i see Stitch as the equivalent of a grumpy grandparent who is kind deep down. Since we know so little of him i think it's as valid an interpretation as any, but it means he's unlikely to start any schemes. He'll either join a scheme while grumbling about it, but ultimately help out, or he'll complain about and make fun of the stupid things the others do, but then help clean up the mess. Unfortunately, none of the schemes he's attempted to join actually happened, and nobody's showed up at his shop. He did try to help out Lady Shipplish when she got in trouble and when she got hurt, but other than that he hasn't been able to do a whole lot))

*Realizing there is absolutely nothing happening here either, Stitch heads back to his shop*

This town is seeming more like a 9host town every day.

((This is the mansion, right?))

Ignore this if this isn't in fact the mansion:

*appears*

:33 < I'M HERE NOW. WHAT'S GOING ON??? WHAT WAS THAT LOUD CRASH?

Some kId aPPeared and there was black fIre. He was askIng for you I belIeve.

I'm Pretty sure It's that CalIborn kId

*eyes widen and drops the golden staff*

:33 < WHAT??!??!?!?!?!?!

*grabs the staff off the floor and vanishes*

Uh...

Okay, so...

I guess I'll... just leave now?

*PI looks confused and then leaves*

*three caliborns appear*

*the entire mansion explodes*

6/200 Assholes dead

*returns to the mansion*
What the hell happened here?
*runs from the mansion to get help*
(So who exactly is alive still?)

((I believe nobody was either here or at the Excellent Toast at the time.))

*A shockwave from a nearby explosion passes through, the dust cloud filled with 2's and card suits. After this it begins to rain 2's and card suits, which glitch through any solid object and continue falling.*

*suddenly a radio, that was not there before,is not plugged in, and can not be turned off*

*it lets out a burst of static before it settles onto a certain radio station*

*a calm voice rolls out across the room saying A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale.


Hello listeners. *

((The mansion isn't actually here. It hasn't been rebuilt yet. It's just smoldering ruins))

((so? the radio is still there))

Doze slowly makes his way out of the ruins of the sweet, dear, poor mansion. He reaches down *2 hours later* he grabs a radio and sighs.

*walks past doze*

:33 < hey doze! good to s33 you!

*hums nyan cat as she walks in the opposite direction*

*stops and stares at the ruins*

:33 < bleh

:33 < this will take furefur to finish!

:33 < i guess i can just pay sollux!

*walks off*

Doze looks up and slowly follows her.

"can.....we fix this?............It 2eem2 impo22ible."

(Should I change the quirk so it doesnt look like sollux)

((Hm, nah! I can differentiate it based on how it has one i, and proper grammar))

((Also I'm at the Arcade! Go there next!))

*Vriska steps out of the rubble and brushes herself off*

Ugh, What is this place????????

*She squints her eyes and looks off to the town*

Well, I guess I know where I'm going.

*She leaves*