Felt Mansion

The spider troll maneuvered Cans one floor above the backdoor.

Here is the plan Cans: Should the Midnight Crew come through the 8ackdoor you will 8r8k through the floor and with some luck land onto them. Should some of them survive that attack I will cover you from a8ove. 8e careful not to kill any the trolls should they accompany their Sta8dads in this Heist.

You agree with the plan of Snowman's kid, but you must also consider the possibility of a more stealthier assault to the Mansion.

1ll w1ll punch those runt5 to next week 1f 1 have to.

CD nods and takes a few cards out of his deck, quickly placing the pile of explosives under his hat for ease of access.

c All ready, boss. 3<

Droog took out his Ace of Diamonds card, which held the Ultra-Violent Cuestick, his weapon of choice for delivering senseless drubbings to both the Felt, and people who had a horrible sense of fashion alike.

From there, he simply waited for Slick to give the order to move out.

*Slick nods at CD*

< go for it. the rest of us will cover you if you get spotted 3<
< dont make the damn thing blow early 3<

Boxcars took the M134 Minigun out of his Wrathtub after the Crew took position near the backdoor of the Mansion.

<Should I use the M134 Boss or would you prefer me going into close combat too?3

CD ran up to the front door of the mansion with a huge grin on his face, like a child about to ring the doorbell and run away.  But in this case, the "ring" would be much louder, and there wouldn't be a door after.

He placed the pile of explosives in front of the door, running with the fuse in his hand to a conveniently placed bush to hide in.  He then lit the fuse, long enough to give his crew time to get where they needed to be.  He of course had a remote detonator in case the fuse went out or the Felt caught him, but watching the fuse burn down was way more fun.

He then gave a quick thumbs up in the direction of his crew before hiding completely.

< keep the heavy fire for later on. we want to take out as many of these chumps as possible before they figure out where we are 3<

*He sees CD's signal and pulls ou one of his many fancy knives*

< get ready to kick this door down the second the bomb blows 3<

<Yes, boss.3

He changed from the mini-gun to the huge mace and walked up to the door and placed himself beside it.
He waited for the explosion, hands gripping around his heavy clubbing weapon.

Aradia fidgets restlessly, full to the brim with excited anticipation. She's about to take part in a REAL heist!

<Got it.>

Now that he thought about it, maybe he'd be better off going with something more long-ranged? Droog unequipped his weapon, took out his Brawlsoleum, and equipped an uzi, turning his Brawlsoleum back into a deck of cards in the process.

BOOM!

Off went the pile, taking with it the door, the steps, and a good portion of the front wall. There were also some stray bursts of color and sound, seems a couple fireworks got mixed in. While Deuce did get out the extra loud and flashy stuff for this distraction, the fireworks were just a nice surprise due to the poor organization of his deck.

After watching the show (even though he wasn't supposed to) he joined the rest of his crew at the back, trying not to giggle excitedly even though he really, really wanted to.

Clover left the backroom after hearing the explosion, deciding he's far better off not being in the proverbial powder keg.

He heard the explosion.
He swung around towards the door, kicked it with one powerful kick out of the hinges.

He looked around and noticed that he had plenty of targets in the room. The distraction has worked but he wondered why they were all in this room.
But there was no time to think about that now. The door which he just kicked down got him all the attention in the room.

<Boxcars is in the mansion!3

He targeted Itchy and struck with his mace, hoping to him before he could dodge.

And Itchy was off! He sprinted away from Boxcars, heading right to Slick's hat.

Slick rushed in right behind Boxcars, ready to stab any poor sap who had the misfortune of being in the room.

< ...ah fuck 3<

There were a lot more people to stab than anticipated.

Aradia rushes in, and stops when she sees Terezi standing with one of the Felt.

0h, terezi!

4R4D14? WH4T 4R3 YOU DOING H3R3?

Sollux rushes towards the newly kicked-in back door, calling out for his dad.

hey dad! to22 me 2ome grenade2! gonna 'nade2pam 2ome felt noob2!

c Sure thing, son! 3<

CD got out the 2 red 10s from his deck and quickly handed them to Sollux as he ran into the room. 10 grenades would've probably been enough, but with CD there was never such a thing as enough explosives.

c Knock 'em dead, kiddo! 3<

Clover opened up a grandfather clock, walking into a small tunnel inside.

Itchy snatched Slick's hat, swapping his own hat in it's place.

Cans heard the explosion, and he knew what is going to happens.
"CAN5 5MA5H!"
Cans breaks many walls to get to his objective. Then he remembers that the Doc doesn't like senseless destruction.
"Damn 1t!"

EDIT: Cans then remembers he can just break the floor and get down without destroying more walls.
"Damn 1t!
Cans punches the floor repeatedly until he falls to the next level.
"OH YEAH!!!!"

With dust clouds quickly filling up the room from Cans' destructive entrance, Slick keeps his cool (as in he doesn't panic. He's still pretty pisses with the whole situation) and whips out a gun, pointing it at the most sane-looking Felt member present.

< the big guy better stay where he is or yer gonna need to find yourselves a new tailor 3<

(...)

< where the FUCK is my hat 3<

Itchy runs into Doc's office, dropping off Slick's hat.

Clover wanders to the back of the mansion, watching the crew from behind.

*Doc sits in his office, listening to the conversation being held. He didn't need to interfere yet, but he would need to soon.*
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*Nep's ears perk at the explosion but turns her head as the door is smashed in by HB. She flattens her ears and hisses, ready to pounce, before seeing SS and Aradia. She perks her ears again and listens intently to the negotiations*

Droog aimed his sniper at Clover, but missed just slightly as the tiny felt member left through the clock.

<Damn it...>

Droog grit his teeth as Cans entered through the ceiling. This wasn't going to be fun, the son of a bitch was nigh-impossible to take down. Maybe they didn't have to worry about that just yet.

Droog aimed his sniper at Cans' right eye, preparing to pull the trigger should their negotiations go sour.